R&R series
Heero: Finally! Some time to relax ::places his feet on the table while watching Star Wars::
Vader over COM links: Attention. Emergency meeting right now for the gundam pilots and all Imperial republic officers and pilots. Meet at Main Bade HQ.
Heero: Ah man! And he just got back last weekAnd we barely got done fixin and cleanin his house and his yards. All 500 of em. Well better see what he wants. Bye kids!
::upstairs in Zechs' roomChris, Malary, Van, Zechs, Miliardo, Cat, Dorothy, and Reelina are playing on the Playstation 2000::
The kids: BYE!!!!!!
Cat: AH MAN!!!!! This game sucks!
Zechs: I thought ,U don't know Vader, was a good game.
Cat: Easy for a genius in 10 different universities to say
*At the base*
Heero: So whats the idea? I thought we were finally gunna get a little R&R
Vader: We have beliefs that a new or a few more threats have arised to power in the earth area.
Marissa: It obviously can't be barney.
Luke: Yes but it could've been the secret powers that were rumored.
Vader: That's what we thought it was too. Meanwhile we've been detecting massive amounts of transports moving into an unknown sector. We have reasons to believe that something is going to happen soon.
Marissa: Maul and Ep told me about that group. It's basically kiddie shows gathering together.
Vader: Figures. Well right now they are of no thats. You guys can rest, I'm going to pay a little visit.to some old friends
Heero: YES!!!!!!! Pool party at my house everyone's invited!
Officer's and pilots: All right I'm going!
*Vader heads towards the launch pad to shuttle Tydyrium while everyone is heading towards Heero's house*
Reelina: HEERO!!!!! WHAT ARE ALL THEESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!?!?!??!?!?!!
Heero: uh.uhReelina I felt that with all the battles over and Vader reinstated that we could have a party. I mean we own a lake for a pool.
Reelina: Oh ok. Well I better get the weenies and steaks roasting. ::she heads off towards the kitchen and pulls out tons of steaks and stuff::
Cat: Mom cooks steaks?
Zechs and Miliardo: I guess so
Treize: So Zechs how have you been? How was the battlefield?
Zechs M.: I guess everything was ok. So I understand that you and Lady Une finally tied the knot 3 years ago and are expecting a child in 3 months?
Treize: Yes and I understand that you and Noin tied it almost sixteen years ago and have 4 kids and expecting another one or two?
Zechs: How did you now bout the kids?
Treize: Because I'm looking at them right now.
Zechs: How do you know they're mine?
Treize: Because all of them are wearing your masks. Then the 2 girls you have are wearing Noin's outfit, but I have a question.
Zechs: ok
Treize: Why are they all wearing your masks? Including your daughters!
Zechs: I can't help it if they watch my videos and want my masks.
Noin: That's right. But you were the one who showed them your videos.
Zechs: Uh yes well uh You helped manufacture them.
*Outside in the lake everyone is going hectic in it while Reelina is supplying thousands of burgers*
Lady Une: So Noin how have you been?
Noin: Good I guess.a little pregnant. Kinda obvious to tell you are.
Une: Yes I guess. Well I'll be right back I gotta get a coke and a burger.
Noin: Might as well too.
*Upstairs with the kids (Quatre's and Heero's)*
Chris: Umexcuse me Mr. narrator? Can you PLEASE STOP CALLING US KIDS?!?!?!?!?!?!??! I mean we're at 28 years of age! Refer to us as the group.
Reader: Uh ok..
*Back to story*
Chris: Manso bored..lake to crowded to raid..defeated everyone on the PS2000 564 times, times 3½.
Malary: HEY!!!! Have you guys finished reading your books from that one party?
The group: Nope.
Malary: Lets finish reading them! Then maybe we can go online.
Cat: But I don't want to act like a woman. I just want to be a bounty hunter/assassin.
Chris: Oh wellbetter than nothing..::they do so and after 4 hours they fall asleep on the floor, in the closet, on the bed, even in the dresser (Now guess who sleeps in the dresser and the closet?)
*Meanwhile on shuttle Tydyrium*
Vader: Hmmm.so who could the leader be? EP is dead, Dr. Ebil just died four days ago. They're aren't too many people who can command or get as many things he did
Perhaps Elmo or Big Birdno too obviousit has too be someone no one expectsmaybe that one weird Banana show
Computer: Sir incoming transmission.
Vader: Put it through.
Unknown figure: Lord Vader do not cross the borderline. If you cross it you will be destroyed. You have one second to leave the area.
Vader: This is Vader may I ask which government posted this law.
UF: This is by the order of the New revenge Alliance. You will be terminated. Thank you.
Vader: New Revenge eh? Well it looks like I was right.
*Two Z-95 headhunters come out and start firing on shuttle Tydyrium*
Vader: Z95 headhunters? Please..Well they're no threat.
Computer: Shield at 99% Shall I open fire on the enemy sir?
Vader: No just disable their computers. Initiate shockwave.
Computer: Shockwave initiated. Enemy computers down. Proceeding to the New Moon.
*Back w/ the gundam pilots*
WuFei: How on earth did you get the woman to reconcile with you about this party?
Heero: Don't ask..
Reelina: Woman Wufei? ::she has an angry look on her face and soon Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre move away from Reelina and WuFei::
WuFei: Yeah woman. You got a problem with it woman?!
Reelina: THAT'S IT!!!! ::she grabs WuFei by the ear and drags him into her room::
WuFei: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!OW! OW!!!!!! OK IM SORRY!
Reelina: I'll show you woman! ::Reelina dresses WuFei in some of her clothes (the gray skirt and the white shirt)::
WuFei: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Reelina: There now to have you do a woman's job as you so put it. ::she makes WuFei serve drink and she tells the terminator to keep WuFei in those clothes and to keep him on that job::
Duo: Hey Reelina! Oh! I mean WuFei..Um can I have a shot of the brewsky?
WuFei: Mumbles to self while giving Duo his drink::
Trowa: Um WuFei? Why are you in those clothes?
WuFei: One word and all of you are dead..
Duo: AH HAHAHAHAHA! WUFEI's a girl!
WuFei: THAT'S IT!!! YOUR DEAD!!!! ::he jumps onto Duo and starts choking Duo::
Terminator: Inappropriate behavior. Kill WuFei. Program overridden.
Quatre: Think we should stop him?
Heero: No reelina will do that. BRB Im gunna go see how the group is doing.
Trowa: I knew I should've brought my lion. ::WuFei starts pulling on Duo's braid::
Heero: GUYS! Hello!? ::he opens the door and he sees Chris sleeping in the drawer and Malary in the closet:: Okthat's something you don't see everyday.hold on I have an idea::he grabs an air horn and presses the button and..::
Heero: What? Come on you darn thing! I know you still work! ::He presses the button next to his ear and it works and everyone wakes up::
Zechs, Cat, and Miliardo: DAD!!!!!!
Heero: What? Hey someone pick up that phone. Is that the phone?
Zechs: He blew it in his ear..oh well
*The day is coming to an end and everyone is asleep in the living room and the officers and pilots go home*
*Back w/ Vader on the new moon*
Vader: Hmm.ok found the entrance. ::he climbs through a door and starts to climb down a ladder::
Big Bird in a distance: So Vader's in this area somewhere?
Elmo: Yeah but I think we should find someone to lead us. We need links to weapons and power and technology.
Blue (that blue dog): If his palace hadn't exploded then we would've been able to salvage the computers and technology to destroy Vader!
Vader: hmm..
Barney's spirit: Soon my fellow comrades
Clifford: He's here!
Barney: I think I may have found a body to transfer into..
Vader: Noit can't be!
Barney: it maybe primitive but it has links for weapons and technology.
Vader: This could be a clue.
Barney: Continue with the operation I must get back now.
Big Bird: You got it commander! ::they leave the area and they exit through a door nearby::
Vader: This can't be good. ::he heads back to shuttle Tydyrium and takes off::
*Back at Heero's house when Vader gets there and explains everything*
Heero: Well looks like we have another mission.
*A Mysterious Figure comes in*
MF: Excuse me but I think I may know whom Barney s going to go into.
Vader: Who are you? Ad who?
MF: My name is Ala man du se la flamore.but call me DarkMigit. I believe it may Dexter or possibly Mandark.
Vader: Figures. They are smart for earthlings, they have links and resources to build weapons. We better contact them
*In Dexter's office*
DeeDee: OOOOOOOOOOowhat does this thingy do?
Dexter: Hmmmplasmatronic neutrons? That's one way.
Barney: I have you now.
DeeDee: what? What did you say Dexter? ::DeeDee walks behind Dexter and soon Barney goes into DeeDee by accident::
Dexter: Go away DeeDee. I have no time for your insolence. I still have to test for Einstein's theory of relativity!
Barney DeeDee: I LIVE AGAIN! Einstein's theory? Pffft..that thing is so old. It's been proven for the last 5,000 years!
Dexter: How do you know that?
Barney: Because I am barney.
Dexter: NOOOOO!!!!! ::DeeDee's hand grab's Dexter's throat and it soon knocks Dexter unconscious::
Computer: Transmission from Vader..
Vader: Dexter, get out of the area immediately! Barney may try to get you so he can live again!
Barney: Too late!
Vader: You!
Barney: Well, well Vader. We meet again. I see our duels will never end.
Vader: But the great council forbid you to go into a spirit form at all!
Barney: Well on my way to double Hell I made a detour to get revenge on you.
Vader: We will see. He presses the button but it doesn't work. Great.I gotta reinstall my system short out switch again.Computer end call.
Vader: Right now he's weak. We must plan.
Heero: Vaderwhat did you mean by Great council?
Vader: I'll tell you later.
The end
Preview:
Vader explains what had really happened to him in the next fanfic and he ends up having to go back in order to defeat Barney again. Will the Barney battles ever end?
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A small detail and possibly a short fanfic series
