Common Relations

Vader: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::Vader continues telling his story where he left off and he is falling off the steeple::

Kid: I hope this works::Kid does a Force push on Vader and it helps to help cushion Vader's fall but Vader still falls on his side and he breaks his arm::

Vader: ARG!!! ::Kid, Xuilinc, and Merlin run up to Vader and Vader's arm is bleeding::

Xuilinc: Hey mister you ok?

Vader: Do I look ok? Lets see know there's blood gushing out from my arm.it's swelling up..IT LOOKS LIKE ITS BROKEN!!!!

Xuilinc: Ok, ok..we get the point..

Gang member: Look! They're they are! C'mon fools they killed Chad! ::soon 45 gang members come running through the hall firing machine guns at them::

Kid: Merlin grab Sean and get to the Van! Vader can you walk?

Vader: Yeah. ::They head off to the parking lot and soon Merlin skids the Van to a halt in front of them and they get in::

Merlin: Should I head to base O Athletes foot?

Xuilinc: Yeah it's the only place they won't go

Vader: So who are you guys anyway what happened here on earth? I know Kid already

Merlin: I am Merlin friend and ally of Xuilinc and Kid..no I am not a sorcerer

Xuilinc: And I am Xuilinc head of operation wombat

Vader: Operation Wombat? Inform me of this operation.

Kid: Operation Wombat is the Earth tolerance against criminals, and vandilisers AKA lootersafter Barney took over the earth crime practically became legal.and since so much of the earth had been turned into wastelands and those creatures no one was here to enforce the law so we formed operation wombat to keep the earth from going hectic.as it is the people of earth are either on the new moon or heading to Vader's system for the celebration.an excavation crew is being sent out tomorrow evening to find out if he died or notGod I hope he didn't.he could be the one to bring order back to the galaxy and stop this insanity on the earth..

Vader: yeah.

Vader in his mind: So this is what they think of meshoot I can't let them find out..::he checks their mind to see if they know his true identity:: god they don't

Merlin: Oh pardon my asking sir but ho are you and why do you wear that mask?

Vader: My name is.

Kid: Surely you must have a name..

Vader: My name is Chris..I wear the mask because whomever I meet without my wearing this mask die..when I wear this mask they live..

Xuilinc: So there's a jinx on you right?

Vader: You might be saying that.for me it's a curse..

Merlin: Well call us the jinx busters! We've broken more than 200 jinxes if we can't break yours than you get 200 bucks for free!

Vader: It's not the jinx I'm afraid of..it's the effects afterwards..

Merlin com' on take off your mask!

Vader: I'm going to regret this..::he soon takes his mask off and you hear it hiss from the pressure being released..::

Kid and Xuilinc: oh my god.

Vader: Don't blame me if anything happens to you guys..::we see Vader without his mask and he looks exactly like Chris except the dog bite is on the left side of the face and his hair is even longer than Chris' and it's going all the way to the ground::

Kid: You don't happen to be the real Vader do you?

Vader: No.If I was then would I not be on the New moon fighting off Barney?

Merlin: true..oh we're here ::they pull up to another Christian school except this one looks a lot nicer and it's bigger than the last and it has no official church area as they pull up in the driveway the sign says "Foothill Christian school"::

Vader: You call this place Athletes foot?

Merlin: Yeah because it says FOOT in the name

Vader: I won't even ask.

::they go inside and they move onto the second floor of the of the other building and they soon go inside the science lab and start to make a fire in there out of some of the old notebooks left behind::

Vader: It's ok I don't need medical treatment.my body has a fast healing processbroken armit'll be healed by morning.how is the kid doing?

Kid: oh you mean Sean? Well He's still knocked out.he should be ok though

Sean: uggwhere am I?

Vader: You're in sector b-26 or the city of Glendora.

Xuilinc: WOAH! How did you know the city and sector region?

Vader: My helmet tells me.i am currently on a mission..lets take a look at these files

Kid: I found my file!

Merlin: Found minehey Chris what's your last name?

Vader: Giron

Merlin: Oh good I found yours..amazing huh?

Kid: we all went to the same school.

Xuilinc: Yes.weird.

Vader: We all graduated here in the same grade.and year

Merlin: NOPE! I graduated the next year.

Vader: I guess it was destiny for us to meet.

Sean: My records are at Calvarybut I did know a Chris Giron at Calvary..

Vader: Yes I left that school because of their lack of control.then I came here.::in mind:: luckily I reviewed over the files..

*In the morning*

Vader: Ah! Good as new! ::he takes the bandage off:: so what's for breakfast?

Kid: Well we have bread, bread, butter, cheese, and fish paste.

Vader: Ah..::he waves his hand over a plate and soon eggs, bacon, sausages, and a glass of milk appear::

Kid: I can do that too you know.

Vader: Really? Show me. ::kid waves her hand over a plate just like Vader and when she's done only a toaster appears::

Kid: aw man..

Vader: You are untrained.I can train you..in the meantime.::he snaps his fingers and:: Chow down

Kid, Merlin, Sean, and Xuilinc: COOL! ::we see a buffet type of thing on the table and they all start grabbing the food and chowing down..

Vader: Come on I just found my enemies next target location.

Kid: Where?

Vader: New York, Liberty Island..

Merlin: THAT FAR! We don't have enough money for a boat or a plane to get there and by the time we get there by car he may be gone!

Vader: Whoever said by machine we are getting there?

Kid: You mean by foot?!

Vader: these people are infants.No let me show you.grab something on me.::they soon touch Vader and Vader telaports the group onto Liberty Island::

Kid: Woah how did you do that?!

Merlin: It only took one second!

Vader: It's called telaportation..

Angela Shock on the big screen TV in the street and windows: The program has been interrupted for an important broadcast.

Vader: What?

Angela Shock: Attention, attention. This is an emergency broadcast. We are at the site where EP's and Barney's palace once stood. We have officially confirmed it that Vader, ruler of the Imperial Republic, leader of many, loved in everyone's hearts, has died in battle. Although all that is left of him is his suit we are certain that he became one with the force like Obi Wan and Yoda did. We will be showing you live footage of his funeral tonight at seven. Please refrain from emotional outbursts to your government and everyone.

Vader in mind: This will buy me time..

Kid: I can't believe it.

Xuilinc: Our one hope is gone..

Merlin: That monster killed him..

Xuilinc: Come on guys lets avenge him..

Vader: Im detecting multiple life forms coming from around the statue.

Gang captain: Needn't look any further bro! ::45 gang members surround them and cock their guns:: We have orders from the commander to bring ya to da head and watch you die.

Vader: Try and stop us.

Captain: Wha? ::Vader soon rams his way through and activates his lightsaber and starts to climb up the statue of liberty's head and when he reaches the top he sees the leader but he detects barney's essence in the body::

Barney: Round, round we go Vader.I dieI come back into major crime corp. leaders.you come back and tend to make sure I die.

Vader: Your reign of terror has gone on long enoughyou killed my wife.my children..my family! For that I cannot let you live..

Barney: Yes, but I still did destroy that planet..It's a pity that my son had to die with your planet..But you still survived.how did you do it?

Vader: I simply vowed to fight evil

Kid: Chris we have the area under control.Chris respond!

Vader: Yeah I read you.Be down in a minute..

Barney: Well, well Vader..already with a new identity and team.let us battle::he activates a lightsaber::

Vader: Just destiny for us to fight.::he activates his lightsaber and soon they start to battle with each other while Merlin walks up to the head::

Vader: I can't let you live and stay here in the galaxy..

Barney: And you must die!!!! ::he soon kicks Vader down and has his lightsaber at his chest and is ready to stab and to ensure Vader dies he kicks the lightsaber out of Vader's hand:: I HAVE YOU NOW!! ::He is ready to stab Vader in the heart but then::

Merlin: NO!!!! ::he comes running up and he tackles barney down onto the ground and soon Xuilinc comes running up hearing the scream and Kid starts getting a boat ready to go to New York::

Barney: Fool..::he kicks Merlin into the wall and Merlin grabs Vader's saber and activates it and soon he starts defending himself from Barney's blows::

Merlin: I don't get itwhy do you hate Chris so much?

Barney: Because he is goodhe saves planets, systems, and universes from total destruction and metherefore I must kill himand since you insisted on defending him I must kill you as well! ::he soon stabs Merlin in the shoulder as Merlin dodges and soon Xuilinc screams in shock when she reaches the head::

Barney: Ahanother witness.more bloodshed.YES!!!!

Xuilinc: I can't let you.::she soon sends out an enormous energy wave and soon the top part of the head explodes and Barney is sent flying out and we hear yet another body thud on the ground and Barney's spirit curses Vader out::

Vader: You guys ok?

Vader in mind: Hmm.no force signature..she must have the circle to pull something off like that.::they soon get up and Vader helps Merlin to his feet and they help him down the stairs and soon they take off on the boat and Merlin is asleep while the nerves and blood flows are being reconnected and activated::

Vader: Ok our next target is Disney World Florida

Kid: With this tugboat it'll take us a week!

Vader: That's fine we need the break.

Xuilinc: HEY! We're missing the 6:50 news! Lets see Vader's funeral to respect him one last time.. ::she quickly turns the T.V. on to channel 1 and we see people pulling up to the funeral island and we see Luke, Chris, Trekkina, and the rest of the group coming up and saying speeches about Vader::

Vader in mind: MAN! That suit had my wallet in it..it also had my lucky charm in itoh wait here it is..but my wallet is in it..oh well

Merlin: Farewell Vader

Sean: I didn't even know him or what he didbut I hope he'll be happy in death..

Xuilinc: Farwell faithful leader.

Kid: Who knowsmaybe we might meet him someday.

Vader: yes..lets get some sleep.

The End

Preview:

They head off to Disney World only to find out that it is Crime capitol of the worldwhen they get there they actually have to impersonate gang members due to the World Gang Club meeting, they find out that in order for them to get by to stop Barney they have to kill innocent civilians and worse for Vader.he has to destroy Star Tours

Coming up next..

Impossible decisions: The 10-year war.