Destined Discoveries...
Dr. M: Is that it?
DarkMigit: No, they don't have cat paws and no cat eyes...
Reelina: CHANGE ME BACK TO A HUMAN!!!!!
Dr. M: Lets add in a little bit more genes from a human but mix Reelina's sphinx tail and the Ctarl-Ctarl genes into her...
Dark Migit: That might work ::he soon drops some liquid into the vial and he puts it into a canister and Dr. M inserts it into the ray::
Dr. M: Hold still..:;he fires it at Reelina and soon Reelina looks EXACTLY like Lady Sakura::
DarkMigit: That did it! Congratulations sir!
Dr. M: No congratulations! You really did it lets begin the testing...::he pulls out a giant needle and Reelina sees it::
Reelina: EEEEK!!!! ::she tries running away and she turns and trips over her tail:: owww
*3 years later*
Vader: Heero any luck yet with that dehydration particle beam?
Heero: I almost had it! When I activated it, it stayed on for a minute then it blew up!
Vader: Try narrowing the beam and it might stay and work better.hold on I have to go teach Shadow about the circle...see you in half an hour...
Heero: roger::he tightens a bolt and soon he activates it and it stays on:: IT WORKS!! ITS ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Quatre: Heero, you're not Dr. Frankenstein.
Heero: IT'S MINE!
WuFei: ...lets get back to updating our gundams...::they soon get back to work::
*With Shadow and Vader*
Vader: The circle is not for use of those impure of heart...
DarkMigit: I understand...::Vader activates his saber as does Shadow and they duel ferociously for 6 hours...back with Reelina and Dr. M after the six hours::
Reelina: Ok so I don't want to be a complete human again! But I would like to look like the way I used to! I want the tail and ears though!
Dr. M: Hmmm.so far she repelled everything except ultra high frequency sounds.lets try this::he throws a mouse in and Reelina starts chasing it::
Reelina: MOUSIE! Wait...I don't like mice! But I can't stop chasing it!
Dr. M: cat like instincts...lets try this::he soon takes the mouse out and puts a giant 4-foot Gamourean dog::
Reelina: Ah get away from me you stupid dog...::she soon she bites it with her teeth and then whips it with her her tail:: HISSS!!!!
Vader: Well I see we've come up with some stats on them
Dr. M: Well they have cat instincts, they are weakly harmed to most of our weapons except needles, sharp objects, and stepping on their tail...
Vader: Ah I see...
Vader's com system: chhh....static....Vader....
Vader: Huh? Pardon me I have to get a better signal::he walks into the next room::
Dorothy: Vader Xuilinc has a message!
Vader: Ok let me put it on the main system for a better sound and signal....
Kid: Is she ready?
Xuilinc: VADER! I'm ready to be changed back Vader..
Vader: Roger that...I'll be on my way when I go to pick up some parts...
Dorothy and Xuilinc: HUMAN LEGS HERE WE COME!
Monica: Vader can I stay down here? It's nice over here!
Vader: Sure....::he soon heads towards the launch pad with Shuttle Tydyrium but before that he talks to Dr. M::
Dr. M: A portable transformation ray you say?
Vader: Yes, do you have one? I have to turn two people into humans
Dr. M: You're in luck! I just built one 3 days ago!
Vader: May I have it for them?
Dr. M: Ja! ::he hands the gun and soon Kid talks to Vader::
Vader: Yes kid?
Kid: Um...Vader can I come along? I really miss Xuilinc...
Merlin: Yeah and I want to pilot that baby! Han taught me everything, I even got an official smugglers...I mean pilots award and certificate!
Vader: Why not?
*2 hours later in the middle of the Pacific ocean*
Vader: Next time make sure to deploy the rafts and make sure landing sequence is 33 alpha, not 22 beta.
Merlin: Sorry...I'm still adjusting to all the different buttons...
Kid: XUILINC!!!!! DOROTHY!!!!
::underwater::
Dorothy: Really it was no problem!
Mermaid1: Thanks for stopping that evil dragon!
Xuilinc: No problem!
Merman1: I'm sure Queen Monica will be a great mermaid! We'll see you beautiful mermaids later...
Xuilinc and Dorothy: Get a life! ::they soon swim up to the surface and they see Vader repairing shuttle Tydyrium's hull::
Xuilinc: VADER! ::she jumps out of the water and Vader drops the wrench into the water to catch Xuilinc::
Vader: Woah easy there girl!
Xuilinc: It's good to see you again..::she soon closes her eyes and puts her arms around his neck and soon rests her head against his chest armor::
Vader: Yes...
Merlin: Here mamm::he extends his arm to Dorothy and picks her up::
Dorothy: Thank you! ::she soon hugs him and kisses him on the cheek::
Merlin: uh...uh...your welcome miss! ::she starts bringing her to the front and her fin is still being reeled in and Kid starts to walk to the front as well while reading a paper and trips over her fin::
Kid: Ow! Who placed this fin here?
Vader: Well...lets get on board::they get on board and Vader places Xuilinc in the co pilots seat and Merlin places Dorothy in the chair in the back and then he sits right next to her and Kid sits behind Vader::
Vader: Next stop the galactic cantina!
Kid: Whats there?
Vader: Some parts for our new weapons and refueling and repair on Shuttle Tydyrium...
Xuilinc: How far is it?
Vader: 4 light years..
Xuilinc: 4 LIGHT YEARS!!!!!
Vader: In short a 30-minute flight.
Xuilinc: Oh ok! Are there beaches there?
Vader: no it's just a bar, mall and.
Xuilinc: MALL?!?!?!?!?! I'm there!
Vader: Oh no...
*During the half hour flight*
Vader: ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ
Xuilinc: HEY! ::she tries to wake Vader up but as she reaches over to push Vader she falls to the ground and there's a big PLOP heard:: OWIES!
Vader: ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Xuilinc: My butt! I mean my fin!
Dorothy: He's still asleep? ::she is crawling over and at the end of her fin Merlin is clanged on very tightly using her fin as a scaly blanket:: He's cutting circulation to the end of my fin off!
Xuilinc: hehehe..VADER WAKE UP!!! ::she starts shoving him hard and he still doesn't wake up:: I KNOW!!!!! ::she soon takes his helmet off and fills it up with water and puts it back on him::
Dorothy: That's what Vader looks like?!
Xuilinc: He should wake up with the water ::she puts it on him and::
Vader: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ
Xuilinc: WHAT?! Well let's try this! ::she takes the helmet off once again and puts in an automatic air horn in his helmet and puts the helmet back on::
Xuilinc: 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1::the air horn blows so loud that the glass on the computer cracks and then a glass vase in the back with Merlin breaks::
Kid and Merlin: AAAHHH!!!!
::air horn stops::
Kid: What was that?!
Merlin: Yeah we were asleep!
Vader: ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz
Xuilinc: HES STILL ASLEEP!?
Dorothy: DANG!
Xuilinc: oh well...sorry about that::she soon brushes her hair with her fingers and a hairpin falls out::
Vader: AHHH! Too much noise!
Xuilinc: That woke you?
Vader: Duh! It was too loud!
Xuilinc: I didn't even hear that!
Vader: Sure and how come there's an air horn in my helmet? ::he presses a button and the air horn ejects from the side and it falls to the ground:: anyway what is it?
Xuilinc: Could you change Dorothy and I back into humans?
Vader: That's it? 20 minutes into the flight and you ask now?
Xuilinc: Well my scales are getting dry.
Vader: Alright...FREEZE! ::he pulls out the ray gun and Dorothy and Xuilinc raise their hands::
Xuilinc: I thought we were friends!
Vader: We are but I always wanted to that! ::he soon shoots them and Dorothy is changed back and Xuilinc still has the fin on her::
Xuilinc: It worked for her! How come it didn't work for me?!
Vader: I dunno.....*snickers*
Xuilinc: a fish for life...
Dorothy mumbles to self: made in..HAHAHAHAHA!
Xuilinc: What?
Dorothy: Your fin was made in Hawaii!
Xuilinc: What?! ::she bends to look over at the back of her fin and she sees the tag and then she sees a zipper that is up all the way very tight::
Vader: Well you have your Halloween costume!
Xuilinc: Haha Very funny...::she unzips and soon everyone including Vader turns their head and says: NO! PLEASE! NOT IN HERE!::
Vader: I've been stained for life!
Xuilinc: Hey I still have my swimsuit on! Do you have any spare clothes on board?
Vader: Nope...that's good...hey Dorothy you have yours on still right? You didn't pull a Monica did you?
Dorothy: No...it's on...I can't go walking around like this!
Vader: Relax there's a ton of women doing it there.
Dorothy: Yes but they are chalmorians! With their race they feel it isn't an embarrassment to be naked!
Vader: I wasn't referring to them...
Computer: Docking access codes transmitted...docking now...
Vader: Ok, lets go! ::the bay opens and they step out and they soon see many different species of aliens and creatures::
Xuilinc: I'm going to the mall!
Vader: Hope you got credits...
Xuilinc: Hey I got 15 million of 'em!
Vader: just save some::Xuilinc, Kid, Merlin, and Dorothy run off to the mall and Vader heads off to the parts shop::
Shop owner: J' chu! Semi t' cala baka!
Vader: Listen I said h-d343678 JP quad hyperponic thrusters! And that's what I need!
Shop owner: v mi t' chini....ku si la que?
Vader: There's a list of parts in this data cube..I want them ready by 2300 hours....charge them to the New Galactic Imperial Republic...account ID 260918...
Shop owner: J' seau....Ci ni kili mopa!!!
Vader: Right...::he walks away from the shop as the shop owner goes to the back:: .chakas...why do they always charge more than needed and argue with me...oh well...might as well go to the cantina...wait...::he sees the rest of the group there drinking some ground root spices with an alcohol added....then as he looks behind them he sees Lady Sakura there drinking some Blue Milk with 3 other buddies of hers::
Vader in mind: hmm....not good...I have an idea..::he takes his helmet off and down sizes it and places it in his pocket....he then communicates to them and says to call him Chris right now::
Vader: Bartender give me and my buddies the oop ma special! ::he soon sits down with his group and they start talking to each other and he sits right behind Lady Sakura and listens in on the conversation they are having::
Lady Sakura: Yeah...I lost my flagship to those GUNDAMS and the one called Vader...
Lord Cheney (one of the other people with Lady Sakura): You lost a battle? You are the most highly decorated officer in the La Sweeda galaxy! And you lost to them?!
Lady Sakura: They also destroyed the most fighters we have seen...they survived our turbo blasters at maximum capacity!
Officer Wesley: Right and how long ago was this?
Lady Sakura: Three years agoI wonder what that man looks like without his mask...
Commander Madison: Your flagship was a solar systems length! How big was this Vader's flagship?
Lady Sakura: It was only a quarter size of a small moon...he knew exactly what to do....he went straight for our bridge and he opened heavy missile fire at point blank range...the Nautilus saw over 20 billion battles and it lost to it's final battle...it lost to a worthy opponent...VADER IS GOING TO DIE! ::she soon pounds her fists on the table and her tail starts to whack Vader in the face::
Vader: Hey watch the tail miss!
Lady Sakura: Oh sorry about that::she looks at Vader and sees that he looks like Vader:: Hey you wouldn't happen to be any resemblance to a Vader now would you?
Xuilinc: No! He may live in his system but his name is Chris! He has no relatives to Vader!
Lady Sakura: Ah ok.::she turns around and whispers to her group:: I think that's him without his mask!
Officer Wesley: Maybe we should gang up on him!
Lady Sakura: Good idea but we can't...he's the leader of the so-called most powerful government in the known universe! If we attack him it may trigger a war!
Lord Cheney: Well you said the declaration of war was already signed!
Lady Sakura: Oh yeah! Well let's do it! ::she stands up just as Vader and his group gets their order and...:: Freeze Vader! I have you now! :;she points the gun at his head::
Vader: A blaster? Please...::he quickly turns around standing up and pulls the gun out of her hand while his helmet assembles around his head:: if you want to defeat me then you will have to get through my honor! Simple blasters and handguns don't kill me!
Lady Sakura: That is your weakness! Honor and chivalry! :;she fires a second gun at him and Vader blocks it::
Vader: As I said, hand weapons don't work on me...
Lady Sakura: NO WAY!
Officer Wesley: Stand down! Your out numbered!
Shop owner over Vader's com link: Eee ti nawa chi kow wow wah!
Vader: Roger...Dorothy, Kid, Merlin, Xuilinc..head off to the Galactic parts shop and pick up order j-324.
The group: Roger! ::they soon run and leave::
Lord Cheney: Stand down sir...you are outnumbered now! ::the other 3 members of Lady Sakura cock their guns and take aim at Vader::
Vader: Hmmmm...DON'T UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ENEMIES! ::he soon runs by and hits them all hard on their head with the hilt of his light saber and jumps back with Lady Sakura and soon they all fall unconscious::
Vader: yours is your pride....I am unlike any other enemy you have met....i have killed millions....I have killed 3 entire galaxies to destroy one enemy...
Lady Sakura: GALAXIES! You're bluffing!
Vader: They were all done by an enemy trying to gain power and kill me...
Lady Sakura: Guess that enemy had more power than you eh?
Vader: 2 were destroyed by their weapon....the third was when he destroyed my Gundam for the first time before I found a dimension to hide it in
Lady Sakura: Your referring to the Barney wars aren't you?
Vader: If that is what you call them...he was pure evil...
Lady Sakura: ah...well I hate to break the news but I destroyed 10 galaxies with just my flagship that you destroyed!
Vader: Your anger is strong...::Vader activates his light saber as he sees Lady Sakura reach for her lightsaber at her side::
Lady Sakura: You wanted to know who supplied the fighters that Barney lead to destroy you and the planet of Chan Ko?
Vader: ...
Lady Sakura: Those were MY fighters! I was in one of them and I was there to witness your sons, daughters, and wife's execution along with the destruction of your house! In fact I was the one who released the guiotine cord and threw the torch in your house!
Vader: WHAT?! ::we see a flashback of Vader looking on the screen and we see Lady Sakura in the background releasing the guiotine and watching the executions:: IT WAS YOU?! ::Lady Sakura activates her lightsaber and starts blocking Vader's attacks with ease:: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!
Lady Sakura: hehe...no one here to help you...::she kicks him onto the ground and when Vader tries blocking her lightsaber attack her beam goes right through and the beam is straight in front of his mask and the heat from it starts melting the heavy metal away::
Vader: Is this the end?
DarkMigit: no...
Lady Sakura: WHO ARE YOU?!
Vader: Shadow get out of here!
DarkMigit: You killed my brother and was the cause of my sisters death! ::he soon screams and soon his cloak burns up and his hair turns gold:: It is Chaos that will give me the strength to kill you! ::he soon points his hand at her::
Lady Sakura: WHAT?! ::she stands up and Vader rolls to the side away from her::
DarkMigit: DIE!!!! Chaos spear! ::soon 5 gold spears stab Lady Sakura::
Lady Sakura: Is that it?!
Vader: Shadow! We can't stay here! Don't give into anger! It is the way of the darkside! Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!!!! If you kill her now only more suffering will occur!
DarkMigit: No....she killed my brother and sister!
Lady Sakura: That wasn't me...that was my twin sister! ::she soon pushes Shadow using the Force across the room and vader soon gets up again::
DarkMigit: NO! I won't believe it!
Lady Sakura: Nice light show....now to die!
Vader: NO! ::he force pushes Lady Sakura to the ground and he quickly helps Shadow back up as he transforms back to his normal self::
DarkMigit: thanks...
Vader: Anger never solves anything...all we can do now is leave and wait till we get a better chance to attack...now is not the time...
DarkMigit: I understand...
Lady Sakura: ugg....I'll kill you all!
Vader: Now would be the time to run::he and Shadow start running fast down the hall and they meet the rest of the group in shuttle Tydyrium::
Vader: C'mon! ::Shuttle Tydyrium soon starts up and leaves the docking bay and jumps into hyperspace to their sector::
Kid: What happened?
Vader: She was here...
DarkMigit: her twin sister? I'll get them...
Xuilinc: Well I guess I'll finally see your homeworld!
Vader: Come on guys lets go home...
*4 hours later in the HQ of Vader and them*
Vader: And so that's what happened...Gundam Pilots have you figured out some weapons to help destroy them?
Heero: Yes...after many hours of hard labor we found a way to penetrate their armor with our weapons...we also found a way to destroy their fighters with beamsabers and your lasers...
Vader: Great....where's Reelina?
Reelina: IT'S GREAT!
Heero: Run!!!!!
Reelina: Hold it right there! ::she grabs Heero with her tail and picks him up::
Heero: NOOO!!!
Vader: We don't have time for this now! ::he uses the force and changes Reelina into a fish in a fishbowl::
Heero: Thank you!
Vader: There is going to be a war coming up...they are most likely to be coming here...we must prepare...this meeting is concluded...sleep well...
Trekkina: Vader, Where should Xuilinc, Kid, Merlin, Jim, and Sean stay?
Vader: Trekkina do you mind if we have Kid and Xuilinc stay over at your house?
Trekkina: I don't mind but there's only one bed...
Vader: Fine take Kid and Xuilinc will come with me...Jim, Merlin, Sean stay over with Heero and Duo
Heero: Roger that...I only have two beds.Jim, Merlin come with me...
Duo: Just don't touch the milk in the fridge...come on...
Vader: Come on Xuilinc...
*That night in Vader's house*
Vader: You can sleep in my bed...I'm sleeping on the floor.::he goes downstairs and falls asleep::
Xuilinc: NICE Joint! ::she crawls on Vader's bed and lies down:: ooo! Soft and fluffy! ::she closes her eyes and falls asleep instantaneously::
*With Lady Sakura*
Lady Sakura: BLAST! He got away again.I need some help...someone who knows him well enough....I would get Barney but he's locked away in double hell and even I can't get him out of that! Wait a minute...I know who..he is perfect! I'll get Vader...first my army and flagship will be rebuilt! YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End...
Preview:
Vader soon goes to GundamVader to update it's weapons and supplies on it for the new threat...after Vader gets done he soon starts trying to see about updating the missiles to ensure a more accurate destruction of the enemies targets as Vader is trying to think of new ideas Xuilinc comes up with one so great that it might actually win the war...Vader soon detects a massive presence once again but It's not Barneys! Vader and the rest of the group soon realizes the great threat coming up...
Coming up next....
The threats mysterious leader...
