You know I like my coffee black and not only cream....oh we're on? And now reporting back to Vader News...News from fifty years ago, today...... In the year 1945 something happened....what happened I don't know....but this mystery was not left unsolved....like lasts episodes mysterious music....We had the X-Files theme playing for some reason and it had nothing to do witht the episode....just go back and READ it....And now with today's weather forecast.....

Begin log 5.....

Jedi log....uh...Tuesday?....whatever....ok Bull, what's the weather gunna be like for this episode?

Bull: Well Vader we got heavy traffic running on the 5 to the 15 and....

Vader: Bull, your weatherman not traffic reporter...

Bull: Oh uh Jill kinda got SICK today so the Boss asked me to fill in for her.

Vader: But your suppost to be weatherman right now not traffic person...

Bull: I have been waiting 6 million years to be the traffic forecaster and this is what I get?!

Bull: I get a measely 500,000 credits a day! And what do you get?!

Vader: I get 50 credits a day....how'd you get so much?

Coffee man: I get 25 cents a day!

Bull: See! Even the coffee man gets more than me!!!!

Vader: You feelin all right bro?

Bull: No I am not all right! I ate Jill and you know what human tastes good! And now for the weather, we got some rain expected for Santa Barbra and we are expecting another car chase from Long Beach to Los Angeles again...

Vader: You ate Jill?!

Bull: Yes I ate her!!! And let me tell you. human the other other white meat! Human, it's whats for dinner! Get in my belly!

Vader: But Jill was black!

Bull: She was? I'm color blind!!!!! NO!!!!!! ::The T-Rex sotrms out of the disney make believe News reporter Attraction....

Vader: How bout that? Oh well lets follow this latest forecast, Mad T-Rex goes rampaging around disneyland park....This just in he has destroyed a Viper and is eating t, live to you floating camera thing....

Vader: Ouch....Oh well...Wait a tic....That T-Rex is obsessed with eating human beings! Oh well not my problem....

Some voice off stage that's suppost to be a ghost or something: Vader, your our only hope that you are....

Vader: I've heard that voice.....it sounds so blue....I'm blue ba-ba-dee ba ba die....

Yoda: No you moron its Yoda you freak...Save the humans you must...

Vader: Why can't you save them?

Yoda: I am taking photo shoots with a rat that should not be the way he is....

Vader: How'd he get his lightsaber? When did he have the force to begin with?

Yoda: Worry not about that now....Defeat that T-Rex Now or else....

Vader: Hey your not Yoda! Yoda never gives a threat with "or else...."

Yoda: How does he give threat then?

Vader: He starts destroying everything and saying he will take you to Yoda even though he is Yoda plus your like what, 25, and 5' 6"? Yoda is 3 foot nothing and he's 900 years old! Man Disney is getting cheap these days....I hope no one from disney read that....I mean... DISNEY is awesome! Their scheme to take over the Galaxy is mind bending! I'd be willing to do their every wish....

Yoda impostor: Ok dude, the Disney officials are wondering about their scheme... I mean like ever since you came in and saved and conquered Earth Disney has been in a fit about their scheme, it was perfect until Elvis died...

Vader: Elvis died?! But I picked him up after he faked his death and all! Then I wonder who's been singing and eating these past 50 years in Gardulla the Hutt's palace....oh well....

Yoda Impostor: You mean like the King lives?! Right on dude! Oh can you take care of that giant T-Rex out there, he just ate my boss,I don't think I'm getting my paycheck this week man....

Vader: You take care of it Yoda Impostor....

Real Yoda in Vader's head: Vader, turn not to the dsark side you mustn't....

Vader: This helmets broken....oh well I'll defeat that T-Rex....

Vader: Bull.....I challenge you!!!!! To thumb wrestling!!!!

Bull: But I don't have thumbs....I got 2 fingers dude, botht he size of your helmet....

Vader: Uh....then to racing!!!

Bull: Oh yeah? Do you see a race track anywer near here?

Vader: Over there! At that place...only to be known as....AUTOPIA!

People in line: *Gasp!

Guy in line: You don't mean the dreaded track where Jimmy Smithy ended up becoming missing 2 weeks ago?

Vader: Yes Autopia....where Jimmy Smithy raced the dreaded Bob Tanker....***But unknown to all Jimmy Smithy became the mysterious Racer Z/28***

Bull: Hmmm.....ROAR!!!! I accept your challenge....high noon...::watch beeps noon:: uh....5 o' clock!!!

***5 O' clock

Vader: Hey man, where on earth did you get that 1970 Dodge Hemi-Challenger? And get it in the park none the less...How'd you get so small?

Bull: You'd be suprised what you find in these parking lots, also with what you can do with some computer graphics and editing these days.

Ludacris: All right, now each of you go down the course.....Bull the instant you cross the starting line your car will turn into one of the autopia cars like Vaders

Bull: Ah...but I wanted to use all 600 horses of American Muscle...

Ludacris: Well you get to use all .5 horses of disney autopia cars...now lets race!

Vader revs his engine but is easily drowned out by the revving of the Hemi-Chellenger....

Vroom Vroom! The cars take off and soon they are both the same car travelling at around 5 miles or less per hour.

Vader is in the lead but soon Racer Z/28 pulls ahead of them as Bull says I have you now as he releases some buzz saws from under his car attempting to slash vader's tires.......But Racer Z/28 bumps Bull off the track and into som water.

Vader: Thank you Racer Z/28....I will change my car's oil and one day find out who you are!

Bull: Vader!!!! You won the race!!!! WHY?!!!!!

Vader: Because I am currently W.O.M.B.A.T....

Bull: Wombat?

Vader: With Out Money Burgers and Tacos...

Bull: Oh ok...But if I can't win then I shall eat you!!!!!

Vader: Ouch....Guess they shouldn't have let the homies piolot the starspeeder....

So afterwards i mourned for the squashing of Bull...for 2 and half seconds...then i went on the Indiana Jones ride where I was knocked off by a fat guy with a beard saying "Hohohoho" However I didnt bother getting up.....

So I went to sleep....on a rock...with a skull....