Gundam Wing stopping OZ from destroying Christmas
It was December 23 and all through the land it was quiet soon along the
hillside you see a red sleigh with a chubby man coming out and piloting 8
reindieer and soon all of a sudden a mobile suit leo comes out and shoots the
red sleigh down...
Soon another mobile suit destroys the Leo and this was Wing Zero,
Heero: Yo, you down there!
Santa: Who me?
Heero: Yeah you fat boy yur the only one still here. We need you to come with
us we need to talk.....
Santa: Well Heero Yuy yur not getting that M-16 you wanted so badly for
calling me fat boy.
*Heero takes Zero and picks Santa up and then transforms into bird mode and
takes santa into the sunset*
Meanwhile where the Gundams Union HeadQuaters is you see SandRock thwing
humongous snowballs at heavyarms then all of a sudden heavyarms blows the
snowballs away with his gattling guns.
Quatre (Pilot of Sandrock): HEY NO FAIR!@!!!
Trowa (pilot of HeavyArms): Well we have work to do we're still waiting for
Heero and... and... whos the fat man again and do we have any milk?
Soon Sandrock throws a humoungous Snowball at Nataku
*Nataku takes its arms and destroys the snowball with the arms*
WuFei (Pilot of Nataku): You guys are weak and his name is Santa Clause, AND
NO TROWA WE'VE GONE INTO TOO MANY FANFICS WITH MILK!!!!!AT least in that jerry
springer fanfic no milk was was involved.
Audience: WE WANT VADER! WE WANT VADER! WE WANT VADER!
Duo (Pilot of Deathsythe-Hell): OH SHUT UP!!!!!! THIUS IS A NEW ONE SO LETS
NOT GET OFF THE SCRIPT!! *Rolls a snowball the size of a two story house at
the audiencxe from the jerry springer show*
*Soon Wing Zero comes and Duo heres santa screaming and saying "CURSE YOU!!! I
HATE TO FLY WITH MOBILE SUITS!!! YUR NOT EVEN GETTING A LUMP OF COAL FOR
CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Quatre: I thought he was suppost to be nice and loving
Duo: Well shows what happens when you take the santa from the mall and then
wipe his mind and say that hes the real santa clause.
*Wing Zero transforms and lands and draps santa into the snow
Heero: Ok now for us to gaurd you
Duo and the other G-Piolots: Right
*Quatre calls the magnuac core to come and help*
*Duo orders a pizza*
*Soon a mobile suit carrying a piza box arrives*
Delivery MS: Pizza delivery for a Dethsythe-Heck!
Duo: Why cant anyone spell correctly? Um...Right here delivery boy!
*Soon the Delivery MS takes out a serpents gattling gun and starts to fire at
Deathsyth-Hell Custom
*Then HeavYArms Custom takes out its gatling guns and destroys the ms
Trowa: They're here.
Duo: Where?
Quatre: Behind us!
Wu Fei: AROUND US YOU FOOLS!!!!
*Heero calls Reelina*
Heero: Reelina? We need you to get the fat man outta here and into shelter we
dont want Macy's to be mad at us and we also dont want Christmas to be
ruined"
Reelina: Ok Heero
*Reelina Calls Noin and noin gets Santa*
*Heero gets out of Wing Zero and jumps into Wing Zero Custom*
*Heero makes Wing Zero Custom fire its beam cannon at the enemy Virgos 1 and 2
and the serpents*
*Soon 3/4 of the enemy is destroyed
*All the gundams are fighting and soon the enemy ms' are down to 45 of 200
Quatre: At least they're mobile dolls and no ones pioloting them so this
battle will be easier
Trowa: True but I'm almost out of ammo and they are sending in backup troops
*Deathsyte-Hell takes it's sythe and slices 4 mobile suits (MS) in half with
it*
Duo: Yeah and at least we dont have some wierd guy always looking for war with
us so it will be even easier to fight than it was with Jerry Springer and at
least we don't have a narrator
Narrator: Think again Duo
Duo: I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!!!
*Deathsythe-Hell destroys the remaining mobile suits and then goes and
destroys the narrator*
Narrator: NOT AGAIN!!!!
*Soon all the Gundams are clapping for Duo that he destroyed the narrator
again*
Duo: Thank You, it was nudin
SANTA: NO! NO! GET BACK!!!!!!
All the GPilots: Huh?
*they all rush in into the brig and they see Noin and Zechs giving Santa a
shave and then throwing away 45 milk cartons*
Duo: SO THATS WHATS BEEN HAPPENING TO THE MILK!!!!!!!!!
Wu Fei and Heero: ENOUGH WITH THE MILK YOU BUM!!!!!!!
*Duo cowers with fear to the back of the corner*
C3PO: Maybe you and i should finally find out what to get the wookie for
Christmas R2, He already owns a comb so don't say that
Santa: Get him a brush or maybe some hair dye or spray
C3PO: Oh thank you Mr. Clause and may the force be with you.....
Quatre: Haven't those 2 been in the last 3 fanfics now?
Trowa: I guees, this is a wierd scriptwriter.....
*Heero frees santa*
Reelina: OOO OOOO SANTA!!!!!
*Reeliona runs and jumps into Santa's arms and starts saying whats she's done
and what she wants*
Heero: Reelina step away from the fat man. He needs to get going to put the
presents under my Christmas tree and your rent is due now.
Reelina: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!!!!! SO GET TO WORK WITH THAT DROID YOU
BUM!!!!!!!!
*Heero runs away and gets santa's sleigh ready while putting on a fake beard
on santa*
Quatre: Why is it that Reelina's the only one who can scare heero?
Trowa: Because she's a drill sergent in her private life.
Wu Fei: No she's a woman and shes weak.
**Christmas Day comes**
*Soon Carolers are singing in front of Heeros house and the other Gundam
pilots house*
Heero goes out and says*
Heero: Merry Christmas. BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!! LEAVE NOW OR I MAY KILL
YOU!!!::Heero firse his gun and destroys the broken street lamp::
*The Carolers leave and run in terror*
Reelina, Heero: Now to open the presents
and Heero asks Reelina to marry him
then all of a sudden all the GPilots say in one loud voice...
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero: Um Merry Christmas?
The End
