Impossible decisions: The 10-year war...
Vader: Hey Xuilinc...you have some extordanairy powers and yet you don't have the force
Xuilinc: Yeah so? I mean that explosionit may not have been meit could have been some bombs he planted around the head beforehand
Vader: You have the circleI have it. i can sense itI have to train you before your power can no longer be used for good.
Xuilinc: I understand::soon Vader starts telling her about the circle and how to work with it::
Kid: So Sean whats the deal with this gang convention I kept hearing about at Disney World?
Sean: Well from what I've heardit's the place where every single gang in the world meets for 4 weeks and associate and trade and shares weapons and ideas with each other.only gang members are allowed in.with this card.::he shows his Gangs R' Us card::
Kid: Gangs R' Us?
Sean: Yesit allows us to buy anything anywhere.and gives us access to major conventions like this.
Merlin: OkI think we can get in if we change the picture, identity and pin code.
Vader: I can do that easily..Kid why not give it a tryyou need work on your force powers.
Kid: Ok::she soon concentrates and soon she makes an exact copy of the card:: I DID IT!!!!!
Xuilinc: *Snickers*
Kid: What is it?
Xuilinc: Turn it around! ::kid does so and soon the picture is of a clown holding a machine gun and the name says Major Pain-in-the-head::
Kid: WHA?!
Sean: Oh that guy! He's kinda a top leader..
Vader: Ok Kidyour concentrating too hard.do it like this::Vader soon duplicates Sean's card four times with their pics, names, and different and working pin code numbers::
Sean: That should get you guys in..Chris you act as our leader k? I mean my leaders dead so I can't use him to help get us in.
Vader: Roger..
Sean: Ohguys whatever you dofollow whatever commanders people dressed in black say.ok?
The group: Ok.
Vader: GoodyI get some major power over gangs.
::Soon after one week of traveling on a Liberty Island cross boat they finally make it there but before they get off and the others minus Sean and Vader are getting changed.::
Merlin: Hey Chris
Vader: Yeah?
Merlin: How come you didn't just telaport us over here, like you did from LA to Liberty Island?
Vader: Hey after having a major battle and almost being blown up by your own allyit kinda wears you down.besides I needed a break.
Xuilinc: dang these gloves itch
Sean: Hey I wasn't the gang member who created the style plus they were all that the store had left
Kid: And why do the female gang members have to wear such tight clothing? And why spandex and heavy boots?
Sean: Oh that was the leader who decided that style
::they get off the boat and up at the main gate we see Major Pain-In-The-Head arguing with a guard::
Major Pain-In-The-Head: But I know I had my card in my wallet at the beginning of the week! My girlfriend is in there waiting for me while I was in China at the great wall grafiting it!
Guard: Sorry sir: No one gets in without a ticket, or their ID cardsyou can pick a new one up at the booth
Kid: So I stole it from him.
Vader: Come on guys let's go in.::they soon walk up and the guard lets them through after showing their ID cards::
Booth attendant: TRY YOUR LUCK AT SHOOT A MICKEY!!!!
Vader: Hmmsounds interesting.at least they know who's an enemy::Vader goes and soon a bunch of flying Mickey Mouse heads are flying in the air and soon Vader shoots all30 of the heads down with a 40 shot handgun::
Attendant: How did you do that?
Vader: It's all in the finger.
Attendant: Congratulations you've just won yourself a free Vader doll! Please respect it in honor of Vader, Vader-fan..
Vader in mind: Great even respected by gang members.
Guard: HEY YOU THERE! No Vader products allowed! You know the regulations..Steve's rules.::the guard soon kills the booth attendant and then shoots the Vader doll's head off:: that'll teach you.
Vader: Com' on guys we better go.::Kid soon sees a nice lightsaber to replace hers and she quickly runs to the booth to look at it but soon a heavy biker man walks in front of her and she gets stuck to it::
Slug creature named PoPo: Why don't you watch where you're going?!
Sean: Relax PoPo she's part of my group
PoPo: Little Seany? Is that you?
Sean: YupChad died so I joined a new gang
PoPo: Well good for you! But this insolent fool ran into me and she must be taught a lesson ::he quickly cocks his gun and points it Kid's head::
Vader: STOP! ::he activates his saber and throws it at the gun and slices it in half:: If you need to answer to anyone who is a part of my group you will answer to megot that?
PoPo: Then in that case I must kill you or you must kill me in hand to hand combatto the arena.::Vader quickly goes into the remains of the Epcot Center and soon people are watching everywhere and Vader activates his lightsaber when PoPo and his gang approach him.::
Vader: I thought this was a one-on-one battle! 25 to 1, I hardly call that a fair battle
PoPo: Shows what happens when you mess with Dragonballs gang!
Vader: Well if I must.::ha activates his lightsaber and soon all 25 gang members begin to charge swinging metal axes and pics at him and Vader slices them in half along with their arm that is holding it::
PoPo: He's strongBill come into the left and bash his head in!
Bill: Got it! ::he quickly runs holding his mace and he swings it and it hits Vader on the head and when he pulls on the chain the spikes on it's ball tear Vader's helmet off::
Vader: Your death awaits you now..::he quickly runs up and stabs bill in the side and then PoPo punches Vader in the face while taking his lightsaber::
PoPo: Not so powerful without your weapon are you.
Vader: Don't underestimate your enemies!!!! ::he runs up and punches PoPo in the gut knocking him unconscious::
Steve AKA Barney: Well done! Well done indeed good sir! You know you have been the exact person I've been looking for!
Vader: And whom are you I might ask? I think that bump on the head gave me a slight bit of amnesia
Steve: Why I am Lord Steve! Ruler of all gangs in the world! Meet us at Star Tours this weekend for your test ok? Chao baby I got to go!
Vader: Right.::he picks up his trashed helmet and walks out of the arena meeting the rest of the group outside::
Kid: Chris! How did you do that?!
Vader: It's all in the jinx.::yawn:: com' on I have a room reserved for us in Space Mnt. Resorts..::they walk over to Space Mountain now known as Space Mnt. Resorts and check in and get into their room::
Xuilinc: Chris, what are you gunna do about your helmet?
Vader: It'll take me weeks maybe a month to repair it.so I have to leave it here until we can move on.I'll take the lenses so I can fight him.::Vader pops out the lenses from his helmets and pops some lenses from some sunglasses someone left behind in the drawer and replaces their lenses with his and puts them on:: Systems check.clearedok these should do till I get my helmet fixedin the meantime we need to stock up..Sean, Xuilinc get the weapons.only a-136 type b blasters ok? Also pick up some thermal detonators, hand rifles, sniper guns and can you pick up that LOM-XG38 model series cannon I saw up front? We could also use that.Kid Xuilinc pick up your lightsabers as well.Kid and Merlin go pick up some food for us ok?
The group: Got it..
::at the end of the week when Vader goes down to Star Tours to meet up with Steve::
In Vader's mind: OddI detect Barney's presence in him but yet he doesn't act like Barney.I better be alert.
Steve: CHRIS! BABY! I'm glad you came! I understand you created a gang without telling me!
Vader: Yeah so?
Steve: Well I need to know before you create a gang! Anyway how many people have you killed so far?
Vader: 2 million 364 thousand 544.
Steve: Ok how many has your gang killed?
Vader: 2 million 364 thousand 571..
Steve: I don't believe ya! Well in order for us to accept you, you first must kill these intruders we found stealing some food and papers!
Civilian Mother: PLEASE DON'T KILL US!
Civilian father: We only needed food and the papers were so we could have a fire!
Civilian daughter named KiKi: Let us go! We did nothing wrong!!
Steve: SILENCE! ::he shoots the mother in the heart::
Civilian father: BERTHA! NOO!!!!!
Steve: You hadn't had enough?! ::he shoots the father in the head::
KiKi: MOM! DAD!! NOO!!! AHHHH!
Steve: You too you little brat!? ::he cocks his gun and points it at KiKi and is about to fire when Vader steps in the way::
Vader: Let the girl go.she's done nothing wrong...she witnessed her parents death I'm sure you must feel she has learned her lesson let me handle it
Steve: Huh? Ok
*Vader kneels down to KiKi and whispers into her ear*
Vader: It's ok...I won't hurt you...your parents shall be avenged soon enough...my comrades will take care of you.
KiKi: Ok::Vader puts his hand on her shoulder and soon a small needle comes out of the tip of Vader's finger and it knocks her unconscious::
Steve: Com' on hurry it up already!
Vader: Xuilinc take this girl and put her in my quarters I must have a talk with her
Steve: Oh no! Your gang isn't allowed to leave yet.since I killed your first test and you seem to have a sympathetic heart, you must therefore do another test..this test will ensure that you are with us and not that lowlife Vader's side and that stupid Operation Wombat..Jim remind me to talk about the elimination of Operation Wombat tomorrow evening ok? Thanks baby!
Vader: Just give me the task already!
Steve: Ok don't get in a fit! You are to destroy Star Tours.not just the inside but the outside as well got it?
Vader in mind: NO! I can't do thatI mean sure it can be rebuilt but this one.this one is the different one in the U.S. region.what am I gunna doif I say no then my comrades get killed...I GOT IT!
Vader: no
Steve: What?
Vader: I said never! I have to many memories of this ride when I was little...I can't destroy it.
Steve: So the traitor reveals his true feelings! Kill VADER IMMEDIETELY!
Vader: You won't get away with this Barney! Kid, Xuilinc, Sean, Merlin! Stand close to each other and focus your thoughts on mine! ::he telaports just them with all their weapons and supplies they gathered into an abandoned cruise liner boat just off the coast away from the Disney World::
Barney: Well, Well Vader.your plan looks like it's failingBaby come on please! Lets work this out!
Vader: It looks like you got a SPLIT personality.
Barney: He just had to have been a lawyer and an agent before he went to crime..Com' on I can get you a good deal!
Vader: Talk about the cutting edge
Barney: No matteryou will die! GAURDS! Surround and destroy him!
Guards: Yes sir! ::they quickly start circling Vader and soon they start shooting their machine guns at him and their blasters but they somehow miss::
Vader: Is that all you've got?! ::he activates his saber and he soon swings his saber quickly in a 360 degree motion with out ever once leaving his positionso it appears to the eye.::
Guard: Hey he missed!
Vader: Not quite::soon all the guards drop dead onto the ground::
Barney: Shows why you can't trust humans on anythingno matter..::he teleports himself elsewhere and Just as Vader deactivates his saber Star Tours and the entire MGM studios plaza self detonates and is blown into the air just as Vader telaports with the group::
Kid: CHRIS!...err... I mean Vader!
Vader: So you know?
Merlin: Yeah.sorry.
Vader: It's ok.promise me you won't tell a soul...anyway what is it?
Xuilinc: We found some things we could use in the cargo hold of this cruise ship.
Vader: This is no cruise shipthis is on of my lightweight war ships...a little outdated but it's advanced for its time here on earth.
Xuilinc: Anyway we found turret cannons and an odd robot like thing down below.
Vader: Ok lets check it out, but first::he puts a small bottle up to KiKi's nose and she wakes up::
KiKi: Where am I? Who are you guys?
Vader: I am Vader.your in the Atlantic Ocean on a warrior class frigate
Xuilinc: They call me Xuilinc
Kid: Hi! I'm Kid
Merlin: I'm Merlin, who might you be little girl?
KiKi: The names KiKi and I'm 13! I may be 4 feet tall but I really am 13!
Vader: Very well KiKi, I'm sorry about your parents, but there was nothing I could do for them..I'm sorry.::Vader and the rest of the group go down below and they see a robot the size of a gundam::
Kid: Here it is...I heard rumors of this but I have never believed them until now...
Xuilinc: They call it...
Vader: ...Gundam
Xuilinc: How did you know?
Vader: I was the one who placed the order for it...it was suppost to have been delivered 5 months ago.but it never came in due to Barney's invasion and I needed to wait for the perfect time to strike him...
Merlin: Guys there's a transmission coming in! It's a public channel so don't worry it's a T.V. broadcast
Steve: Attention crime lords..we have a new enemy to beware of...the name of this enemy is Va...err...Chris...here is a photo of him.::they display Vader without the mask:: here are his comrades, I want them dead on site! And no Vader items are to be displayed at any time! We have ten years before the people of Earth return to their puny cities and land, so make good use of your time and kill them! Over and out...Hail Geon!
Vader: Geon?
Sean: That's the name of the gang's government.
Vader: Ah...well with this Mobile Suit I should be able to stop him in no time...but then again it's completely different from the gundams.and there's no communication satellite here on earth powerful enough to reach my system but I can't let them know yet that I am alive...
Xuilinc: Vader, could you tell us why you hid your identity from us?
Vader: I had to hide it because of the fact that I was dead and that my mission was to find Barney and bring him into Double Hell...then I met you while I was searching for him when you explained your situation to meit was logical, my governments rule has always been serve those whose reasons are justified and are true.so I went with you guys to find barney and help save the planet.
Sean: But Vader.exactly who are you?
Vader: That is a completely different story.....
Merlin: Sir enemy ships coming in at the port bow!
Vader: How many?
Merlin: 7 sir!
Vader: ok.
KiKi: 15 torpedoes have been fired and heading towards us!
Vader: I hope this rust-bucket ship will survive...
The end
Preview:
Vader and the crew barely discover that the ship was still more advanced than predicted and has a few new surprises when those missiles hit...Vader ends up having to take out Gundam to defeat the ships to help conserve their precious ammo, they soon realize that this 10-year war would be going on for the actual ten years.soon after this battle they find that 4 years have gone by very quickly
Coming up next..
Never-ending Battlefields
