No Time for Memories....
Vader: Man this new Mobile Suit is taking a long time.....
Heero: No doubt about it....How many years has it been since we got involved with all of this?
Zechs: It feels like 20 years has passed since we first met Vader.....
Vader: Come now.its only been.43 years I think....let me check.::pulls out a VERY big book with everyone of these fanfics:: lets see now, battle of Barney.oh yes I remember this....very interesting....lets see now X squared times 3 to the eight plus 6 carry the 3..yup 43 years.....
Heero: you did algebraic equations just to figure that out?
DarkMigit: I've learned to stop asking.things are just to confusing to figure him out anymore....
Vader: You have a point.....
Trowa: Why are you saying that about yourself?
Vader: Because I'm still trying to figure myself out!
::Everyone drops down to the floor::
Xuilinc: Someone knock some sense into him now.....
Kid: With pleasure.
Vader: HEY! It's just a joke....sheesh....no sense of humor.....
Yoda: Hmm.....Vader long past I sense in you.
Seung Mina: Things have never been the same since I ended up with you guys.....
Hwang: What's that suppost to mean?
Maxi: It means she don't like being with us.....
Seung Mina: PLEASE! All I meant is that things have never been the same since I ended up with Vader and his friends.
Vader: So you're saying that I'm an odd freak of nature?
Duo: To put it frankly Vader, yes.....
Vader: .no....
Xuilinc: Well come to think of it.....I'd have to agree.....
Vader: Et tu Ying?
Obi-Wan: By all means, Vader....I have to agree
Vader: Obi Wan? You too? Of all people.Master Yoda?
Yoda: Odd one you are Vader....
Vader: Y....yo....Yoda?
Fett: Vader....you are more than an odd freak.....
Vader: Thanks Fett.....
Fett: You are a Freak of nature, that is extremely crazy and had no sense of direction.....
Vader: HEY! All the other stuff is true but I do have a sense of direction.... ::he turns to walk away and runs into a wall::
Wolf: Fett, once again you're right.....::passes Fett some credits::
Vader: you know you guys are interesting.lets take a break.....
Everyone walks over to the camping room
Wolf: Why do you have a camping room on your flagship?
Vader: I'm trying to figure that out.....
DarkMigit: Like I said....I stopped asking....
Vader: Yeah, Shadow, you have a point.....
DarkMigit: Why are we all here anyway?
Vader: Felt it was time we just sat back and relaxed. We haven't done something like this in a while.....
Fett: Go on ahead and "talk". I'm getting some sleep::Fett sits down on a log and sleeps with his eyes open being aware of everything::
Wolf: Fett's sleeping with his eyes open again.....
Vader: How do you know?
Wolf: Easy I read the line above....Actually I just have that feeling....
Vader: It's been too long guys....
Heero: Yes it has....It was 43 years ago when we first met.....
Vader: I remember....::swirling things swirl around the area:: I always wonder why it does that whenever someone starts talking about the past.....It was one month before we arrived on earth....we were all in the disco age for the universe.....earth grew out of it....
*Disco Cantina Style Music starts playing as a lady starts singing in Huttese*
Trekkin: Yo Vader! ::He walks up and shows his fro and his disco outfit on with his yellow sunglasses::
Vader: Was up brother?! ::Vader has a 4 foot high afro and its 2 feet wide growing on top of his helmet, they do a handshake::
Trekkin: Word man! They say that the disco age is dying and the brothers out on the streets say that Barney has been located on some pimp planet called Earth. Word has it that he runnin' his own bulldog T.V. show.
Vader: Hold up bro. You sayin that he has his own show for little kids and he takin over their minds to take over the world and then cause universal destruction sending us back in time to destruction!
Trekkin: Exactly bruddah!
Vader: Lets get rid of this disco junk and talk normally man.....
Trekkin: Dude, good idea.....::time passes by and now they have tie-die shirts and head bands and they're smoking pipes while sitting down Indian style, giving a peace sign::
Vader: Peace man.....
Heero: Hold up....how did you go from the Disco age to the hippie age?
Vader: Time moves fast.....
Duo: And backwards! Now that we've heard Vader's past, lets all hear about mine! ::everyone remains silent::
Duo: Don't you wanna hear about Annabelle and I?!
WuFei: How has that stupid cow survived all these years?!
Vader: Got me.Mortals can now live over 200 thousand years now....anyway.....::the swirling thing happens again:: Why does it do that?
Trekkin: Dude, word has it that we'll be arriving at Earth in 3 days, man.
Vader: Dude, this stuff is dope! ::Vader drinks some grupe juke juice::
Trekkin: Dude, we need to try something else....::again more time passes by::
Vader: How much longer till we arrive Commander Trekkin.
Trekkin: Three hours sir..... Sir I think this is the way we should act but not dress.....
Vader: Why not commander?
Trekkin: Me wearing a pink tutu and you in a giant cow costume.I don't think so sir....::Trekkin is seen in a Ballerina out fit While Vader's helmet sticks out in the cow's mouth part of the costume::
Vader: You have a point....the spots don't match my suit.::Vader takes off the cow suit and is back in his usual costume and Trekkin changes to a commanding officer uniform::
Trekkin: Sir, we arrive at planet earth in 20 minutes.
Vader: Excellent. Is GundamVader prototype ready for use?
Trekkin: Yes sir.
Vader: Launch me now. I'll get there faster.
Officer: Yes sir. ::he presses a few buttons and GundamVader is released from the hangar::
Vader: Um....I'm suppost to be in it....
Officer: No problem sir.::he presses a few more buttons and the window in the bridge opens up and everything is being sucked out while everyone is seat belted in and Vader is holding on to a computer::
Vader: ARE YOU CRAZY!?
Trekkin: Sir, stop asking, its YOUR crew.
Officer2: Close the window!
Vader: What the heck? ::he lets go and lands in the cockpit of GundamVader:: What are the odds of that happening?
Vader in present: We landed down on earth as you remember.
Duo: ::sigh:: another slice, another day.
Heero: Come on we still have a command tower to destroy. ::he targets it and destroys it. Soon the kids get up on the hill and start singing::
Trowa: STOP! ::he fires everything leaving a crater where the kids were standing::
Quatre: I didn't get a chance to do my experiment yet....
*More kids appear on the hill and chant the phrase to bring Barney back to life*
Present Quatre: Why not skip to the battle Vader? We know most of this already.
Vader: Why are we showing flashbacks?
Xuilinc: That's a good question.
Vader: Anyway, Just when you guys started to get smashed I came in and saved you.....
Heero: Yeah but didn't your Mobile Suit get destroyed by Barney?
Vader: Heh-heh, that was the prototype. Once I got into GundamVader I threw him into the next dimension across the Galaxy.
Xuilinc: Yeah but your MS WAS a galaxy.
Vader: True....Lets hear a little bit about your past Ying.....
Xuilinc: Well, there's really not much about my past. Vader explained what happened a long time ago when I was still a fish.
Seung Mina: You were a fish?!
Princess Suzuka: Long story don't ask, go to the archives.....
Seung Mina: But the archives are in enemy control.
Princess Suzuka: I meant the ships archives.....
Xuilinc: When I was young there really wasn't much, My parents were alive and I hated the big fat purple cow known as Barney.
Vader: Isn't Barney a dinosaur? ::his helmet retracts into his suit::
Xuilinc: I say cow.....If I say he's a cow, then he's a cow....
Vader: Yeah but still....::Xuilinc runs up and hits him on the head with a steel chair:: It's a cow.....
Xuilinc: Thank you....anyway when Vader came to earth the first time my parents and I went down to the site where all of Barney's stuff was being burned. We had been told that for every person who showed up, they get 3 months free food. We had car problems and some thieves killed my parents and left me behind.
Wolf: What about that Yang person or whatever?
Xuilinc: I don't remember anything about him. It sounds familiar, I don't remember my parents mentioning anything. Maybe from when I was under control from the dark side. Maybe he had some kind of connection with the Emperor.....
Lord Li: I don't think so, I remember meeting Yang once but I never ACTUALLY met him.
Vader: So how did you meet him if you never actually met him? ::Li hits him on the head with a steel table:: I'll just shut up now....
Lady Sakura: The Emperor talked to him once and Li was told that he was not to disturb him at the time because he had a meeting with Yang, then they crossed paths as they entered and exited the room.
Xuilinc: That's all I know. Seung Mina, lets hear about yours and your brother's past?
Seung Mina: Well I was 6 when my brother was born. I foresaw my mother's death while my brother was being born. I still can't see how he changed from such a kind-hearted boy to an evil-maniacal ruler. I remember when he first tested for the force and was positive. My father wanted a celebration for it but he requested no because he knew that we needed the money for some other things.....
Vader: Hmm.....
*Over at D'Artagnan's and Haruna's mansion*
D'Artagnan: Hey, Haruna....
Haruna: Yes, D'Artagnan?
D'Artagnan: Tell me about your past.....
Haruna: Is this some kind of joke?! I mean don't you have work and the conquer of Vader to complete?
D'Artagnan: I do, but I need a break. I just wanna talk right now.....
Haruna: Well I suppose, but tell me about your past when I'm done.....
D'Artagnan: Ok....
Haruna: I was young and I was once in love with another man. We were engaged to be married. ::swirling thing happens again as Haruna is talking in the background::
Haruna: We were engaged to be married, I was in my house on the cliff, and on the day of our wedding he never showed up::a man is running up the cliff in a wedding dress and when he gets to the top Haruna, wearing a tuxedo, opens the door hitting him off the ledge and into the ocean full of sharks, as she grabs the milk and goes back in::
D'Artagnan: You were engaged to be marriedand you knocked him into the ocean?
Haruna: I was 12! How was I suppost to know?! I did? Wow, I never knew.....
D'Artagnan: At age 12 I was already in Calculus AP and Physics.....
Haruna: If your so smart then lets hear your past.....
D'Artagnan: Well when I was 4 I was tested positive for the force. By Age 5 I was sent to Vader's academy. By age 10 I had advanced so far that I probably could have gone to a masters level. At Age 12 my new stepmother pulled me from the academy. My father had recently been getting rich off of a job over in tibana gas mining. He struck it rich. My stepmother pulled me and was going to send me to one of those fancy fat tidy military schools, not even a good one. One of the middle class. Even though I was with her for only a week I knew she hated me....she would beat me, tortured me, after I clean the whole house she'd make a mess or let her fat son Elbert throw his buckets of grease onto the floor. Then I ran away and this is how I got here....
Haruna: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ....
D'Artagnan: Thanks for listening.....
Dredge: Good evening master....now I know how you came to be....chess? ::He and D'Artagnan take off to the game quarters::
D'Artagnan: Why don't you tell me about your past Dredge?
Dredge: Well when I was 10 I was raised to be the ultimate prophet guide. I was told to make sure that your prophecy came true. According to the prophecy, your rule would make an everlasting peace and a new order throughout the universe.
D'Artagnan: Didn't you hate it or anything?
Dredge: NO I didn't.I got free food, I liked that.....
D'Artagnan: Foods good....lets hear your story feline....
Shampoo: Meow? Meow meow ,meow meooow! Meow, meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow.....
D'Artagnan: Why'd I ask that?
Haruna: I think you're getting cat phobia honey.....
::The Millennium Falcon Soars overhead as it swerves past the earth skyscrapers that at one point stood tall but now are dwarfs compared to the Coruscant style skyscrapers which soar thousands of stories into the air::
Leia: This bucket of bolts is never going to get us through the defenses once we reach the outer atmosphere Han!
Han: Hey relax, I just fixed this thing, she's not going to fail us.
Chewie: He growls a little bit and lets out a few moans and roars.
Han: Well the cold damaged the hyperdrive Chewie. If you notice I kept the Falcon out of the ice for a long time now. Beginning acceleration for atmosphere exit.
*The Falcon roars overhead as it accelerates and breaks free of the gravitational pull and then jumps to hyperspace towards Vader's Hideout in the Tattooine system*
Vader: Hey Albert, what about your past? We haven't heard anything from you in ages.
Albert: Who am I?
Vader: I'm suppost to ask that.Why am I?
Albert: I was 12 and my father was leader of the council then. My father was working there for 1200 years before I took his position. 5 0 earth years had passed and I was taking the role of my father as he retired and died and went to sleep for one million years. I then took over his job as he to his father, and so on. Then I ended up meeting you guys.....
Vader: Interesting.....
Kid: What is?
Vader: Why this hot dog turns black and bubbles when it gets hot....
Albert: Did you even listen to me!?
Vader: I did, I just found the hot dog more interesting....
Xuilinc: Vader, its suppost to be a strand of beef your cooking not literally a DOG!
Dog: YIPE, YIPE, YIPE!
Vader: Oh....sorry Fido.....::he lets the dog go::
Vader: How bout you DarkMigit? What was your past like?
DarkMigit: I thought you said you were going to call me Shadow.My brother and sister were transformed into large horrifying beast, mother and father and grandparents were put into an insane asylum by Jerry Springer....that reminds me.I have to go back onto his show again....or had to.D'Artagnan canceled his show last I heard.....
Everyone listening in: Yeah! Whoo Hoo! DOWN WITH SPRINGER!
Vader: There.GundamVader is finished.....
Xuilinc: You mean you've been working on it this entire time?!
Vader: Portable build it yourself mobile suit kit always comes in handywhat do you say we go check it out?
They all walk into the hangar and soon the lights are turned on the New GundamVader is there looking completely different from the original and prototype. The back part of the helmet remains the same but the face is similar to a gundams as the 2 curved lines form a makeshift mouth and the little "beard" piece sticks out at the bottom. Its V-Wing Is a cross between Deathsythe Hell Custom and Wing Zero. It has wings on the back like Deathsythe-Hell Custom and it still has its robes on but underneath the newly formed wings it has which are spread out but when closed form a protective shield like Deathsythe Hell Custom. Its beamsaber hangs down like the original Darth Vader and Vader outfit, hilt remaining the same. Its legs are solid black with dark red streaks, but the make is similar to Deathsythe-Hell Custom, its torso is a cross between Deathsythe-Hell custom, Vader, and Wing Zero.
Vader: Magnificent isn't it?
Heero: Good Job Vader....why is there so much Deathsythe in it?
Vader: The only one with the overabundance of spare parts, alter them some and I'm set. Still has some of the features as both the originals did....
Its just 2 feet higher than your gundams, no bullets, pure laser and ion canon system only, ion shielded so ion rays won't affect it. It also has some of Heavyarms features with the multiple missile bay door features. No mini Death Star Rays, they were ineffective. They're replaced with High powered energy beams, similar to the Wing Gundam buster rifle, has the same power equivalency. This is the ultimate Gundam.GundamVader Reborn
Reelina: But why so much weapons on it?! And Why reborn?!
Vader: WHAT?! ::they all jump back away from Reelina::
Heero: Ho....How'd you get on here?! I thought you were captured by D'Artagnan?!
Reelina: Oh yeah....I forgotAND DON'T TURN ME INTO A SQUIRREL AGAIN! ::she walks off and heads back to the camp again leaving Heero in fear again::
Vader: Maybe we should kill her.....
Xuilinc: Yes....must kill.....she must die....
DarkMigit: Then the editors and the people from the Gundam Association will sue for killing a main character in one of their series, so it is actually a very bad idea to kill her now. Wait till we kill them first....
Vader: True, true....
Heero: Waz up?!
Quatre: Waz uuuuup?!
Duo: Yo dukie, pick up the phone!
Trowa: 'Ello?
Heero: Aw Waz up?!
Quatre, Duo, Trowa and Heero: Suuup?!
Duo: Hold on....'ello?
WuFei: Aw shut uuuuup!!
Trowa, WuFei, Duo, Quatre, Heero: uuuu, uuuuup! ::Duo, Trowa, and WuFei hang up::
Heero: Waz up man?
Quatre: Doing this old gag again having a beer.
Heero: True, true....
Vader: What was that about?
Heero: No clue....
Vader: Ah.Commander, set a course for the Tattooine system....
Commander: As you wish my lord....::he walks off::
Vader: We are almost ready....some more troops, weapons, and supplies and we can begin the battle
*The Super Star Destroyer and the rest of the fleet there jumps into hyperspace just as D'Artagnan's flagship comes in with 50 other large battle ships ready and behind it*
D'Artagnan: Your sure that they were in this area Miss Reelina?
Reelina: I'm positive....
Dredge: Sir, there's nothing here, not even a hyperspace trace.
*D'Artagnan gives Reelina a cold glare*
D'Artagnan: You liedyour freedom has been liftedyou go back to that camp first thing tomorrow
Reelina: NO! They were here a minute ago sire! I swear it! Please don't send me back to the fat smelly men who are so old that they don't know what a shoe is! Please don't!
D'Artagnan: You're rightwe won't send you there....
Reelina: Thank you sire....
D'Artagnan: We'll send you to the camp with the big fat women who don't know they are human beings!
Reelina: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Reelina's echo is heard across space, even though you can't hear in space, till it reaches Vader*
Vader: ....................::he quivers in fear::
Xuilinc: Whats wrong Vader?
Vader: Something very scary....
Xuilinc: I know....don't worry she's gone....
Vader: No.the fact that Barney is basically dead and that I thought I heard Reelina scream throughout space....
Xuilinc: That is scary....
Meanwhile back on another really odd planet with Barney
Barney: I am growing old and weak....it is to you to live for me, be me and continue my essence.my sons.
Behmiel: I won't let you down my father.::His Dark robes hides his appearance as he appears to be thinner and more physically fit than Barney::
Grienmalk: As I was once a part of you father, I will continue your essence as it should be::he has no robes on except for a sash around his neck, however he is a clone of Barney so he appears the exact same as Barney looked when he was first introduced::
Barney: Good.....good....soon we will have revenge and kill Vader and his allies....HAIL D'ARTAGNAN! ::he and his 2 sons and some people in the room chant this but soon the clone falls down and dies while coughing up blood, but he dies from severe drug overdose and heart attack, and cancer, and aides, and leukemia, and being stabbed in the arm with micro-bacteria, which then attacked his nervous system causing the poor fool to die at once with all these diseases while being paralyzed::
Behmiel: It is up to me father.I won't fail you....
Barney: I know you won't....pity your mother had to die for your training....
Behmiel: She was the one who challenged me....
Barney: You didn't have to destroy the planet though.we could have used the resources
Behmiel: Where's the fun in that then?
Barney: True, too true....Let us go and rally up our sith armies to kill Vader....
*They walk away and down the hallway into darkness with an evil laugh from the both of them*
The End.
Preview:
Vader and his allies begin to rally up the final troops and ships as they prepare to strike D'Artagnan, and reclaim Coruscant and some of the more oppressed and heavily guarded planets. Barney, his son, Vader, and Xuilinc have confronted at long last. While Fett and Wolf, and Gray Ghost continue to go out on hunts while gathering more and more systems, another part of the prophecy is foretold by Albert.....
Coming up next.....
First Strike, distant rivals....
