Preparations for Major Wars...
Vader: Where is the survivor from Alpha Squadron?
Nurse: Room L3540 take the elevator to floor 3,500 and head down the hall to your right to room 3,540 in sector L
Vader: Thank you...and whats his stats?
Nurse: His right leg is broken in several different places and his left leg was nearly separated we're thinking he won't be able to use it again and his arms are completely broken
Vader: I see...this will only take me a minute ::he telaports into Evil Picolo's room right before the nurses eyes::
Nurse: What? HEY! Where'd he go?
Vader: Evil Picolo::Evil Picolo is unconscious in his bed as Vader takes a seat:: Evil Picolo wake up...
Evil Picolo: ugg....
Vader: It's vital for you to wake up....wake up so we can save the universe from destruction....
Evil Picolo: ugg....huh? Vader?
Vader: Good you're awake....
Evil Picolo I can't feel my left leg...what happened to me?
Vader: You were in battle against the enemy and you were the only fighting survivor in your squad, however you were severely injured...give me a minute and I can heal you
Evil Picolo: I remember now....now I remember everythingI was a spy for the Gilmarqui Republic before it got taken over by the Galactic Empire...
Vader: Good now hold still....::he places his hands over him and Evil Picolo is perfectly Healed::
Evil Picolo: Wow! I feel good!
Vader: Good now if you don't mind can you remove the mask and let your tail and ears out?
Evil Picolo: Oh sure...::a glow appears from his hand as he waves it in front of his face and the back of his back and he reveals himself to be a Gilmarqui::
Vader: Ok...good....now I'll take you around to get true identification
Evil Picolo: Just call me Picolo ok Vader?
Vader: Roger that...and just call me Vader ok?
Evil Picolo: I kinda figured that.::they walk out of the hospital after Evil Picolo picks up his clothes from the front desk::
*With the Gundam Pilots all at a table in WuFei's restaurant*
Heero: Nice joint WuFei but whats with all the "You are weak, I am Weak, We are all Weak" Posters up all over the walls...there's one poster of Nataku, and...oh look there's the picture of us standing in front of Libra as it's blowing up.glad you thought about us...
WuFei: Right...our food is hereI hope they get it right this time...::the waiter puts it WuFei's plate down and Wufei puts his knife in and:: It's too cold still.::he takes a bite of it and spits it back out:: YOU CALL THIS THE SPECIAL ENTRÉE!?
Waiter: It's what Chef Bolivar made...he's the cook Master WuFei...
WuFei: HIM!? He's weak...he always feels my cooking is too hot and that vinegar and less spices should be added! Tell him that he is fired...and bring me out the Master's workbench out here to cook for my friends here and bring our finest wine for them
Waiter: Yes sir! ::he runs to the back and we see the chef coming out complaining and holding a LARGE knife::
Chef Bolivar: WUFEI!!!! ::he charges at WuFei and tries to stab him but WuFei reaches for the utensils and grabs the spoon::
WuFei: You are weakyou have no right to cook::he blocks the Mad chef's attack and throws the knife out of his hand and then he picks the chef up and throws him through the door into the crocodile infested pond and river outside the restaurant and the crocodiles start chasing him as he runs away from them::
Duo: WuFei...isn't it against the law to have crocodiles in rivers and ponds in major public restaurants areas?
WuFei: Vader approved of it plus they lived here before I built itbesides they get rid of my leftovers and scraps::the waiter pulls the cart out with everything WuFei needs after he threw out the chef::
Waiter: Sir heres your cooking bench that you requested for...
WuFei: Thank you Jean Luke...you just got a 27% raise...::he soon pulls out his knife as he lights the stove and gets his tools ready and his pans set:: Jean Luke hand me the vegetables as I chop them into the pan.
Waiter: Yes sir...::WuFei starts the timer and he starts chopping the vegetables at lightning fast speeds into a Sauté pan and soon Jean Luke hands him some steak and WuFei cuts it all into small thin slices and places it onto the flat stove and we hear it sizzle as he stirs it into some oils and spices he soon throws a bottle of wine into the air as he quickly puts the strips of meat into the Sauté pan and he catches the wine and pours it in and he puts the wine bottle down and adds some oregano some other spices, garlic, and a drop of tobacco sauce in and he lowers the flame and throws the five plates onto the table and serves his special::
Heero: Nice...
Trowa: hmm...nice wine...
Quatre: WINE!!!
Duo: Uh ..can I just have an orange juice?
WuFei: Huh?! ::he throws a plastic cup at Duo and it bounces off his head and lands on the table and WuFei squeezes an orange's juice out of it into Duo's little 5 year old Kids cup and Duo drinks it up as everyone else drinks their wine then they all start to eat WuFei's special::
WuFei: And that is how you make the special and break your previous record...::they all chow down and head back to their houses::
*With Lady Sakura, and Lord Li on the Nautilus II*
Lord Li: So how did you first learn about the Emperor?
Lady Sakura: Well it was my comrade Barney who told me about him first...it was like 55 years ago on the attack of an allied planet...we wanted to stop Vader from destroying it but it was too late...he destroyed it
Lord Li: HE DESTROYED IT ON PURPOSE?!
Lady Sakura: Yeah...he went mad and said if he can't have that planet then no one will...
Lord Li: I didn't know father was like this...
Lady Sakura: Barney and I...when we were on base we got together and I had a daughter a year later...although I don't know what happened to Chillek...she just disappeared when she was 2 years old in our time and 7 years in your time or human time...
Lord Li: I seeso what made you hate father so bad? ::he sits down on the wall in the park area of the ship::
Lady Sakura: Well he destroyed my first flagship and that ship was like another daughter to me...and he also embarrassed me at the station...::she sits next to him and wags her tail gently and kicks her feet::
Lord Li: I see...::he starts to get a little nervous and soon his tail brushes against the grass near Lady Sakura::
Lady Sakura: So why do you have a tail since you're not a Gilmarqui?
Lord Li: I don't know...my father and mother didn't have tails nor did my brother and sister...I've always wondered about my tail::Lady Sakura soon stops kicking her feet and places her hands in between her legs and her tail whacks Li hard in the back with her tail::
Lady Sakura: Oh sorry about that...
Lord Li: Ah it's ok...are your hands cold?
Lady Sakura: A little...
Lord Li: Here....take my gloves::he hands Lady Sakura his gloves and she puts them on::
Lady Sakura: Thanks...::in mind:: wow...no one has ever done anything for me...he's actually quite nice....
Xuilinc in a vent in her mind: Well so far I seem to be doing pretty good...Vader asked me to keep an eye on Li and I'm doing it...looks like he and Lady Sakura are in love...
Lord Li: So why did you revive me?
Lady Sakura: EP did actually...he knew you weren't enjoying the afterlife so he thought you'd be happier here...::Li's tail soon wraps around Lady Sakura's body and drags her onto his shoulder and she soon starts to fall asleep on his should as their tails hold each other::
Lord Li in mind: Hey! For once dad's advice on how to get girls with my tail was correct! Wait a minute...why am I so attracted to her? She's a fellow comrade out to destroy father and yet I have this strong affection for her...Why am I following father's advice on women...why am I in love? I'm suppost to be the prince of darkness now! I can't be in love...yet I can't let go of her...I guess she is the princess of darkness...
Lady Sakura: So comfortable.::she puts her arm on Li and falls asleep but her tail is still wrapped tightly around Li's tail and soon Li picks her up and carries her into his room and places her on his bed::
Xuilinc in mind: Wow...Vader will be truly surprised...well I ran out of tape...time to return...good thing we're right on the border::she soon telaports into Vader's house and waits on the couch while Vader is still out and is now with Chris and Master Milarkui training::
Master Milarkui: No Chris...you must let go of your conscious selfdon't think about what you want to do and let your body do the actions...not the mind
Chris: Yes sir...::he soon puts the blast shield down again as the remote flies past him (remote as in the ball thing that Luke was fighting in Star Wars: A new Hope not as in the remote to the TV that Heero is using) the remote soon fires ten shots at once and Chris blocks all ten shots and destroys the remote::
Vader: Good job Chris...Chris that's it for the day...a good Jedi always gets plenty of restyou too Master MilarkuiI got to train Kid about the force and the circle
Master Milarkui and Chris: Ok::they leave sweating walking down the sidewalk to their cars and drive back to their house and apartment::
Vader: Kid...first you never rely on crude tissue and matter to do your actions with the force
Kid: But Master Milarkui said to use the body and not the mind!
Vader: That was for defensive on a lightsaberwhen using Force attacks and moves you rely on the mind and not the body...you don't want the person to know you are going to use a force attack on them until the last possible moment...
Kid: I understand...::she activates her light saber and holds it in fighting position::
Vader: Hachime! *(Japanese for begin)* ::Vader stands back and Kid soon does two figure 8's in a row and stabs behind her and steps all the way around herself and slices sideways and steps up and jabs the hilt into the air where a head would be::
Vader: Good...just widen your stance a little more...good::Kid soon runs up and jumps into the air and spins herself and her saber and does a 360 in the air with herself and her saber spinning and lands with her lightsaber stabbing into the ground::
Vader: finish...1, 2, 3....bow...::kid and Vader bow at each other::
Kid: How'd I do?
Vader: 160.9 out of 161
Kid: DARN! Oh well....later Vader::she quickly leaves and heads back to the car and speeds off::
Vader: hmmm.....::he looks over his right shoulder and he sees DarkMigit practicing his Chaos attacks in the distance::
DarkMigit: Chaos sound! ::a high pitched sound is heard and soon the 50 foot thick Cheilong (ch-eh-long) trees into a pile of toothpicks::
Vader: Bravo! Working on your Chaos attacks?
DarkMigit powering down: Of Course::he grabs his jacket and puts it on then he picks up his bag and leaves::
Vader: I see that you do weapons and fighting first then do a powerful Chaos attack at the end
DarkMigit: That is correct.now if you'll excuse me I got a gig at Galaxybucks...
Vader: Later.::they both leave and Vader gets into his house and soon he sees Xuilinc stretched out and lying down on the couch with her jacket and thick shirt on the floor (she's wearing like a long white shirt underneath the heavy shirt so that's still just FYI) and wearing shorts with no shoes on::
Xuilinc: Vader! ::she jumps up and Vader tries to hold onto her but she slides off from the sweat all over her body:: AHHHH!
Vader: You do know you could turn the air conditioner on right?
Xuilinc: Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
Vader: Anyway what is it? :he walks over to the computer in the office and turns it on and soon he goes into word and opens up a document called "Dundam Jets vs. Farbie" (Gundam Wing Vs. barney Get the fanfic cliché?) and he finishes typing it and sends it out to everyone in his email address book::
Xuilinc: Well I got some news on Lady Sakura and Li...
Vader: What's wrong with Li? Is he ok?
Xuilinc: He's fine...he's just in love with Lady Sakura that's allheres the tapes.well I got to go...I'm going to be late for my Women's right class! ::she runs off quickly and skids her car off and all that Vader hears is the sound of 10 cars crashing into each other and Xuilinc saying sorry and continuing to her class::
Vader: hmmm.::he places one of the ESDVD into the ESDVD player in the wall and he watches the video of Lady Sakura and Li holding tails::
*With EP and Kristen*
Kristen: My lord the fleets have been completed but we've been running low on supplies so the Death Star 4 is only at 84% total completion
EP: It's still good enough...my flagship the Devastator is now complete...Soon the Galactic Imperial Republic will be crushed and I will rule the universe...
Kristen: As you wish Emperor Palpatine...
*In Lord Li's room*
Lord Li: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Lady Sakura: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Lord Li: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Lady Sakura: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ::wakes up:: YAWN! AH! That's a good small nap! Hey Li Where are you!? ::she gets up and starts walking around searching for Li and then she hears his snoring coming from inside the bathroom::
Lord Li: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ...
Lady Sakura: THERE YOU ARE!!! In the bathtub? Odd...oh well ::she tries grabbing him and pulling him out she instead pulls his trench coat off:: AHHH! ::she places the trench coat on his bed and soon she turns him around and turns cold bathwater on his face and he still doesn't wake up:: WHAT?! Lets try this! ::she soon blows a super loud air-horn next to his ear and he still doesn't wake up.:: OK liquids and sounds don't work...whats one thing that would really bug himI KNOW!!!! ::sound of a zipper unzipping::
Lord Li: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ.::wakes up to the sound of the zipper unzipping:: LEAVE MY PANTS ALONE! I WANT MY VIRGINITY STILL! I ALSO WANT MY PERSONAL SPACE! You know where we respect one another's personal area...
Lady Sakura: Relax silly it's just the zipper to an old sweater someone left in your closet
Lord Li: Oh...::dries his hair:: Well how was your sleep?
Lady Sakura: I dreamed I was ten year old in your time again and collecting cards with some weird rod....
Lord Li: You're pathetic...I dreamed I was fighting father and I killed him!
Lady Sakura: you really want to kill him don't you?
Lord Li: Yes..
Lady Sakura: he still cares about youhe sent his girlfriend to look after you...OOOPS!!!
Lord Li: WHAT?! You knew about this?! She could've been a spy and stealing plans for the Nautilus II!
Lady Sakura: She didn't look at nothing else except you...I know it...don't be mad...
Lord Li: You shouldn't have continued holding me then I could've killed her and prevented father from deserting his family again...You are really PATHETIC!
Lady Sakura: I'm sorry.sob, sob, sniffle, sniffle ::she starts to cry::
Lord Li: oh....I'm sorry honey...::he holds Lady Sakura in his arms and tries calming her down::
*With Vader and Trekkina*
Trekkina: Sir all our weapons, fighters, ships, and everything has been upgraded to most advanced technologies now...
Vader: Good....keep the soldiers on alert and do drills every 2 hours
Trekkina: Yes sir...::she soon leaves and Vader continues sitting down watching the TV::
Vader: Li...you finally found a mate...hope you truly love her...
The End...
Vader soon realizes the advancement of the enemy and so he makes a difficult decision for the people who live and work on his planetunless Vader and the gundam pilots can destroy the enemy before hitting the Justice system then the threat is over...Lady Sakura and Lord Li quickly grow closer and closer to each other and soon it is time for a small wav to attack and Lord Li is in the fight against Vader...
Coming up next...
The Great Battle Nearing...
