The Real End
*In the gundam's and war museum of history*
Tour guide: and here people are the famous gundam's that helped to end all war's more than 15 years ago. Wing 0, Deathsythe Hell, Heavyarms, Sandrock, Nataku, the Tallgeese 4, and a mini-model of GundamVader, and a piece of shrapnel from the original GundamVader and Tallgeese GundamVader.
Tourist: What about the Escaflowne?
Tour Guide: that is in the other room. Now if you'll follow me. ::4 mobile suits the size of Zero but with the power of a Virgo::
Virgo pilot 1 over speaker: Attention people. The gundams and the Escaflowne are now under our control. Any resistance is futile, and you will be shot on sight.
::one of the Virgo's picks up the Zero gundam, another picks up the Tallgeese and Escaflowne::
Another Virgo pilot: This is too easy. Who would've figured the gundam pilots would leave their suits here since the war was over. ::the Virgo almost drops Zero:: hey watch it with ZERO! That's the more valuable one.
::the zero system activates all the other systems and Zero's eyes glow and it soon breaks free and activates its beamsaber::
Virgo pilot carrying Zero: SIR! Something's happening! There's no mobile doll system on Zero and there's no pilot!
Virgo commander: V3 watch out!
V3: AAAAAHHHHH!!! ::Zero destroys the Virgo carrying the Escaflowne then it destroys the one carrying the Tallgeese 4::
Screen in Zero's cockpit: All systems cleared. Standard process cleared. Target: Enemy MS. Primary directives: Destroy enemy MS. Activate other Gundam's main systems and head to New Moon for the Gundam Pilots.
Virgo commander: If I bring zero back I'll get that promotion for sure. ::the Virgo fires a grappling gun and Zero is tied up and then he sends an electric pulse wave and the beamsaber deactivates and zero's systems go critical::
Zero screen: Error. Error. Activating electric pulse self defense system ::Zero soon sends a huge electric pulse even more powerful than the Virgo's and the Virgo's systems are shorted out::
Virgo commander: SHOOT! Shorted outwhatNO, NO, No, AAHHHHHHH!!!!:: Zero crushes The Virgo's heads then uses it's Vulcan cannons to finish it off::
Zero Screen: Primary goal achieved. Logging on to Gundam System society.Logged on.Deathsythe Hell activatedHeavyarms activated.Sandrock activated..Nataku activated..sending data to gundams.data received
Deathsythe Hell screen: Destination confirmedZero, do you think that we'll make it in time?
Sandrock screen: Well according to my calculations they should be getting to the New moon in less than 15 minutes.we could probably work our hyper drives to go 95.3% faster and we should be there about 5 minutes after they land.
Nataku screen: Well if we're going to get there we should leave now! They are weaklings without us!
Zero: Let's hit it. ::Zero launches out of the museum first and then the other gundams follow and thy enter hyperspace to the new moon and the tourists are taking pictures of them while they are launching::
Tour guide: President Zechs please come down to exhibit Gundam immediately.
Zechs (M): What is it? AHHH! What happened to the Gundams? Hold that thought. ::he gets into the Tallgeese 4 and stands it back up then the Escaflowne:: Ok tell me what happened
Tour guide: Well I was giving my tour then.::she explains everything except the screens of the Gundams part::
*On shuttle Tydyrium*
Computer: Sir enemy transmission
Enemy fighters: No mercy will be tolerated.destroy all invader's and incoming enemy or unregistered ships/MSsurrender or you will be destroyed by order of the New Renowned Empire
Computer: Sire over 100 enemy MS and 100 tie defenders coming in..evasive maneuvers in form..
Vader: Hang on everyone we're in for some turbulence
*Shuttle Tydyrium is racing through the cross fire of the enemy Virgo's beam cannons and the Tie Defender's blasters and it is being hit hard occasionally and it's shields are holding at 70%*
Duo: Hey Vader I thought you had the most advanced technology in the universe? I guess someone is more advanced than you!
Vader: uggggSHUT UP DUO!!!! ::He punches Duo to the other side of the shuttle and Duo is in pain::
Computer shields are down sir..approximately 25 seconds away from the new moon landing point.
::a tie defender and a Virgo's beam hit's the right wing of Shuttle Tydyrium and the wing is blown off and shuttle Tydyrium is losing control::
Vader: ugggg..::he fights to keep the shuttle in control and land it::
Zero screen: Shuttle Tydyrium has been hit.
Deathsythe screen: Yeah we detect it..increasing the output. ::the gundams are going even faster now to get there in time::
Vader: Everyone hang on to something! ::they all grab onto something and they crash land on the new moon and the other wing of shuttle Tydyrium breaks off and the glass cracks while moon dust flies onto the shuttle::
Heero: ugggg.well I think we should have that at Gundam World..what d ya say guys?
Shogun: I could've landed betterbut I could have killed us all of Vader hadn't jumped into the copilot seat and helped get the shuttle into control..
Vader: Lets get going::they all exit the shuttle and start walking outside and soon Elmo, Big Bird, Blue, Clifford, are all waiting outside with an army of 1 million Virgo's ::
Elmo: Ah right on time Vader.now if you come this way we might let your friends survive.
Heero: I knew we should've brought our gundams!
Vader: This was unexpected.hes moving faster.
*As they are about to be arrested the Gundam's land and they destroy some of the surrounding MS in the area and then they land and keep the Gundam pilots and the team safe while the Virgo's are firing away at them*
Duo: How did they get here?
WuFei: I don't know::the gundams cockpits pop open and they are empty and the Gundam pilots get in while Vader, Trekkina, and Chris are moving in and the kiddie shows run back into their base to get weapons to fight back with::
Heero: Lets go guysTrowa remember you only have a quarter of your missiles due to the museum..I'm barely lucky to have my beam cannon although i believe I can only charge it half way for the first few hours or so.
Gundam Pilots: Roger
*The Gundams soon g out fighting with their beamsaber, scythe, Heat Shortlets and staff trying to conserve their energy*
::back at main HQ of Vader::
Admiral Monila: Hmm this is interestinglooks like the gundams are destroying 1 million Virgoswait whats this? OH SHOOT! Emergency, emergency..enemy fighters heading towards the New Moon.1 million fighters heading towards it.all available pilots report to your ships and head to the new moon.The Executor and all other star destroyers are ready to go.fighter pilots report to the docking bay immediately.
Heero: WHAT?! Backup fightersguess this is it Zero.::he fires his Buster rifle and it only takes out 2,500 MS:: Wait what's that? ::Vader's forces come out of lightspeed and soon the fighters are released and the enemy fighters come out of lightspeed and the fighters go onto head to head war::
Duo: Looks like this really will be the last battle!
*On the new moon*
Chris: I'll handle the weird Sesame street guys.Trekkina, perhaps you should take those bananas and the dogs.
Vader: I'll destroy DD and Barney.
Trekkina: Lets go! ::the three activate their lightsabers and Chris heads up to the north tower while Trekkina heads off to the east wing while Vader heads down below::
*With Barney and Dexter*
Barney: Are you done yet? I seriously hate this skimpy body
Dexter: I just got done::he hands the formula to Barney::
Barney: YES!! At last no more female body! No I will once again be my beautiful self! ::he drinks it just as Vader comes in::
Vader: NO! ::he throws his saber at Barney but the process has already started and when the saber hits it falls to the floor::
Dexter: I'm sorry Vader but he was going to kill me!
Vader: I understand but he must not live any longer.::he picks up his lightsaber and sits down in a chair::
*With Chris and Elmo*
Elmo: Oh stop it you're tickling me! HEHEHEHEHEHE
Chris: Who is this freak? I'm standing in front of him not doing anything and he's already in pain.what? ::Elmo comes in and starts trying to slash Chris with his lightsaber but Chris blocks and dodges::
Elmo: DIE!!!! Let's do our ABC's..A, B, C, D, F
Chris: Someone who was approved by the educational department doesn't even know their ABC's? How lame::he runs in and Stabs Elmo and Elmo quickly dies and soon Big Bird and the other Sesame street characters gang up on Chris::
*With Trekkina*
Trekkina: what's the deal with these Bananas in Pajamas? I mean it's 4 P.M.
1st Banana: We will kill you for eating our fellow friends!
2nd: You ate my Aunt BERTHA!!!! ::they start swing the lightsabers about while standing still and not even going anywhere near Trekkina::
Trekkina: Okif they want a performance skill I have to say a 4.1..combat skill-3 billion.hey maybe.::she peels a banana and eats it::
1st banana: NO! Ugg.
Trekkina: Cool! ::she eats 5 more bananas and soon the giant banana's in pajamas faint and then Trekkina peels them and discovers them to be giant sausages:: That's something you don't see everydayhuh? ::blue sniffs the ground and Clifford is following him::
Blue: I FOUND HER!!!!
Clifford: Yup..hmmm I smell a sausage.
Trekkina: Come on boy get the sausage! ::she throws the sausage out of the base and Clifford runs after it::
Blue: HEY! Don't tempt dogs with that! ::He runs and tries to bite Trekkina but Trekkina dodges and Blue ends up biting her hair::
Trekkina: AHHHH!!!! My hair!!!! You! ::she goes hectic on Blue and soon she slices Blue into 5,000,000,000,000 tiny pieces:: Don't ever touch my hair!
Clifford thanks for the giant weenieoh look there's another one! ::he eats the other giant sausage or what was the banana:: Hey what did you do to my pal?
Trekkina: Great a dog that was seduced by radiation and was increased in size doesn't know that I killed Blue because he started to eat my haira dumb dog.
Clifford: Who you calling dumb!? :: he stands on to legs and soon plasma canons come out of his shoulders and he begins firing at Trekkina but misses::
Trekkina: I don't have time for this.::she runs up and stabs Clifford in the heart and heads over to where Chris is::
Chris: Hey yo Oscar come out of that trash can and fight like a grouch!
Oscar: Why you!!!! You destroyed my home turf in grouchland!
Chris: What can I say when they spit on a pair of brand new shoes you can't really do anything about it.
Oscar: AAAHHHH!!!! ::he soon throws the lid at Chris and Chris slices it in half and Oscar starts punching Chris' leg::
Chris: that's it? ::he just kicks Oscar into the wall and Oscar's back and Spinal cord and Oscar dies::
Trekkina: Chris!
Chris: Trekkina! Hey I see you got done with those weird banana's already.
Trekkina: Yeahalong with the dogs.Clifford was the only one to pose a challenge.
Chris: YeahBig Bird was interesting.::Chris and Trekkina look around all that is seen is just hundreds of sesame street bodies:: Oh hey want some roast chicken? I found some just lying around..
Trekkina: Sure I guesswe'll eat it on the way to Vader.
Chris: That's cool::he pulls out a giant roasted Bird and he immediately eats both legs and wings in 10 seconds:: I'm Full..
Trekkina: Hey where did you find a chicken this size?
Chris: back there..one of his buddies roasted all his feathers off with a flamethrower.so Big Bird became dinner.
Trekkina: I'll pass:: She throws Big Bird cooked away and soon Chris and Trekkina are in Dexter's work station::
Barney: Yes! I feel my power!
Vader: Sure you do
Barney: What are you being sarcastic about!? You're going to die in 10 seconds anyway!
Vader: That's what you said the first time..
*Son Barney's cocoon breaks open and he remains the exact same*
Barney: NOOOOO!!!!! Dexter! I shall kill you for this!!!! ::he soon snaps Dexter's neck then disintegrates his body.
Great council voices: Barney! You have been condemned to double hell and yet you remain here! Thus you cannot be brought back to your original body! Whatever body you have your stuck with! SO UP YOURS! Kill him and bring him down to Double Hell Vader!
Vader: Whatever ::he activates his lightsaber and soon Barney and Vader are going hectic::
*In space*
Duo: Managain we defeated them.
Quatre: But this time we lost almost all our fightersthere was no plan..we should have retreated.all those lives wasted.
Trowa: Well look at it this way.war is dead
WuFei: Yeahlets go home.Vader, Chris and Trekkina can handle the bombing.
Heero: Negative WuFei.we are going down.we must ensure them to safety
WuFei: I'll never be able to watch the weakling wrestling matchand I ran out of discs today.::the gundams land and soon Vader and Barney are outside dueling and Chris and Trekkina are wearing 3D glasses and eating popcorn::
Vader: Yawn
Barney: You're weakening! I'm winning!
Vader: Actually I'm tired of these endless battles! ::he soon transforms into a spirit and he soon drags Barney in DD's body all the way down to Double Hell::
Barney: NOOO!!!!!! ::chains clamp onto Barney's and DD's body and spirit::
Vader: So long.it was a good fight..::a chain grabs Vader and locks him down::
Barney: HA! Looks like I have to look at your stupid face for eternity
Great Council: Let Vader go! Vader report to the council chamber.
Vader: Yes sir..::he is released and soon he flies over to the council chamber::
Allen (council leader): Vader. Because of your acts of Heroism, bravery, courage and everything, we have you here before us. The first time Barney escaped Double Hell and when you were on your vacation you agreed to help us get Barney back here and keep him here. Last time you wished for you to be revived and for you and your friends to have immortality. What is thy bidding this time?
Vader: hmmmm.I probably would ask for some girl to fall madly in love with me I mean like a hot chick not a little old granny.but I wouldn't find true love in her..hold on for a minute::he telaports, Shogun, Trekkina, The Gundam Pilots, their kids (including Trekkina's Samantha), Roger Smith, the Dragoon team, Luke, Han, Chewie, Wedge, Leia, Zechs, and Van::
Malary: Woah! Nice joint they have.
Vader: Hey guys. I have a free wish and I have everything I want so whats something you guys want?
Duo: I've always wanted my own milk company.
The whole group including the Great Council: YOU OWN ALL THE MILK COMPANIES IN THE UNIVERSE ALREADY!!!!
Duo: oh yeah..
Reelina: Well I want a pony, a hairagami, some more clothes.::continues listing her items::
Vader: Lets skip Reelina::he telaports Reelina to a small abandoned island in the middle of a planet that is just an ocean and Reelina continues talking and everyone in the room is cheering that Vader did that::
Trowa: I know something..
Vader: Let me guess.that you were paid more in the circus, and that Catherine would leave you alone?
Trowa: Hmmthat and that we could all be our original age when the real stuff began or be the age we want to be forever.
Everyone minus the great council: 20.
Allen: Are you sure?
Heero: Well maybe that XP-465 bomb I've been looking at to assassinate Reelina with..
Zechs M.: Maybe a new mask.
Treize: A new sword
Lady Une: Maybe some contacts and even scarier glasses so I can scare Duo
WuFei: Perhaps a book on how to control women the way you want
Duo: Maybe a pet monkey.
Trowa: My lion, Lion, gets lonely so perhaps a mate for him..
Quatre: I WANT A CAMEL!!!!
::everyone starts listing what they want and all their wishes are granted::
Allen: Ok thanks for everything Vader.
Vegeta in the background: COME HERE KAKAROT! I know you're up here!
Vader: Hey I didn't know Vegeta died..oh well..later Allen ::Vader telaports everyone back to their houses and while they are sleeping shuttle Tydyrium is being picked up and rebuilt::
Vader: The war is over..
Heero: So quiet.too quiet..where's all the noise..
Zechs, Cat, and Miliardo: Dad we're scared.it's too quiet in here tonight.
Heero: I'd hate to admit it but I'm scared too..WHERE'S ALL THE RAQUET!
Goku (Heero's neighbor): HEY QUIET DOWN OVER THERE!! I'M TRYING TO ENJOY A NIGHT WIHOUT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT PEACE!!!
Heero: Sorry! That's whats missing.Reelina! Oh well.go back to bed and get some sleep.
::on the island w/ Reelina::
Reelina: a doggy, a little sister, a pair of new shoes, ooo and those new miniskirts and dresses that change to whatever you want them to be or whatever you think of them to be on your torso and legs!, I also want a cute little kitty cat, and an official EWOK!!!! And that's it.huh? This doesn't look like Hawaii..I said Hawaii not an uncharted island! Oh well there's this monkeyHi Mr. monkey::the monkey bites her::
DarkMigit: Finally! I finally killed all the little fury evil creatures in the forest destroyed! I even took out a few big worms that were heading towards Vader. Well I better get back to the shuttle.Hey! They left already! VADER!!!!!
Vader: Ah.I'll get DarkMigit in the morning..I'll leave Reelina on that Island for the next month or so..I can finally get some good sleepZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ.
The End
Preview for next Series:
Well nothing much for the First fanfic except for a remake of my Jerry Springer fanfic that was lost. So they meet up with Jerry again but this time they will be appearing as if it was the first timeso the first Jerry Springer fanfic does not exist to them.
Audience: SCREW JERRY! WE WANT MORE ACTION!
And as you can see the audience wants to see Jerry! Well the fanfic that really starts the Mystery year adventures... although the Jerry Springer fanfic is a part of the new series fanfic
Next Series: Mystery Year Adventures
Next Fanfic entitled..: Heroes meet the most evil enemy of all time.the Media
