The Battle of the Abyss Saga:
Reunion of Ages...
Anakin: WOW! That was a neat trick! How do you do that?!
Vader: Did you have too much sugar at the doctors?
Anakin: Sugar? What is this sugar?
Vader: Its stuff that makes you want to bounce off walls and eat pinecones
Anakin: Nope, but I did have this brown stuff that tasted really good! What did Timmy call it...Hershey's Chocolate I think
Vader: Ok that explains it....how many bars did you have?
Anakin: point five grams of a bar and then some milk.
Vader: How do you know it was .5 grams?
Anakin: Well considering how the mass of the piece was only a small portion and I broke off an even smaller piece than the approximately 5 gram piece he initially gave me, I then kept breaking it down further and further till there was only crumbs left, then I weighed the crumb on a high-tech balance that would usually be used to measure amounts of chemicals or pharmacidical pieces and in reality the piece was actually .49345621 grams.
Vader: Dude....you definitely ain't going to kindergarten....anyway, as far as telaportation, its spelled with an a instead of an e because the A represents that it was teleportation by means of the force or other non-mechanical forces. Anyway you must concentrate your force energy into one spot of where you want to go, you must visualize it in your mind, and then and only then will you be able to master it. But first I must teach you how to be able to control and use your force powers, so telaportation will be taught at a much later time...
Anakin: OH! So you mean like this? ::Anakin telaports around the house several times at once leaving images of where he used to be, soon he telaports on top of Vader's head::
Vader: What the....how did you learn how to telaport so fast? Okyou've mastered short distance and confusion for your enemies, but lets see your distance.I will telaport to a place, you must arrive before I arrive, do you understand?
Anakin: Yup! Lets go! ::Vader and Anakin telaport at the same time, Vader telaports to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean on Earth, only to find his son there with a scuba mask on and at the exact location, Vader soon telaports to the gas planet Heleos to find his son riding a mynock as he arrived, soon he telaports back to his house to find his son sitting in the chair reading a book::
Vader: How are you able to learn the advance moves in a matter of seconds?
Anakins mind speaking to Vader telepathically: If I knew I would tell you but to me this is all new.
Vader: Hmm....mind communication....Anakin, form an apple out of nothing.
Anakin: Ok! ::he tries to form the red fruit but ultimately is unable to form it, he gets close but the cloud soon disperses:: I can't...
Vader: Well you'll learn how to soon....anyway let me show you your room....::in Vader's mind:: Anakin is radically advance for his age, no prior training and hes able to accomplish almost everythingHis force strength is radically high....and hes hiding it....With as high as it is people may think its me....or a new threat...Sephiroth must have wanted to use Anakin in the same way Emperor Palpatine wanted to use Li to me...::They continue walking up the stairs::
Anakin: Are we there yet?
Vader: Here you go...::Vader opens a door to an empty room with only a dresser, TV, and a bunch of game systems, along with a bed made from a Mini-Cooper::
Anakin: Hmm....not bad....72 inch plasma, a Mini bed, and about 4,000 credits worth of electronics not including the plasma....just need a surround system....
Vader: You have to use the remote, speakers come out of the wall, subs under the bed.
Anakin: Hmmm..not bad, not bad...the plasmas a little antiquated though...
Vader: Well I was trying to go with earth compliances, the good stuff is over in the living room downstairs, oh yes and beware of the answering machine and coffee pot
Anakin: COFFEE!!!!!
Vader: Uh huh....yes caffeine goodness....Java! ::the door bell rings:: Theres everyone now...
