The Mystery Saga:
Secrets Revealed....
Vader: So you think when Zero was dropped it activated the Zero system and the Zero system activated its systems?
Scientist: Yes sir
Zero's screen inside while they are outside discussing the matter: Dweebs! Oy...they can't get anything right
Vader: Heero, go insidetalk to Zero
Heero: What will that do?
Vader: Just do it...
Heero: ok...::he goes in and activates the Zero system:: Zerocan you hear me? Tell me what it is that makes you so alive?
Zero's screen: The will to fight and survive for a reason.
Heero: WHAT?! I knew Zero told me lots of things but this is outrageous!
Zero: You mean you didn't figure it out when I told you to kill Reelina while you were picking up the groceries?!
Heero: Hey whats with the attitude you piece of machinery?!
Zero: Duh! I'm alive!!!!
Heero: Ok...ok I get the idea don't pull a short circuit thing
Zero: Gee look at Mr.Anti-Social-I-gotta-kill-everone!
Heero: Watch your screen you! Don't make me put easy-greasy oil in you!
Zero: WHAT?! Well don't make me destroy your house! ::Heero and Zero continue to argue and threaten each other::
Vader: Ok...case closed let's see whats going on with the other pilots...::he checks out Duo::
Duo: Yeah that was a pretty awesome move you pulled back there old buddy...
Deathscythe's screen: True but you gotta stop eating in me! You always spill your drinks in here on take-out and you leave your trash on the ground!
Duo: WHAT?! If it weren't for me then you would have been destroyed back with the Libra!
Deathcythe's screen: AS IF! And you haven't changed my Vulcan cannons bullets since the Los Angeles Base attack!!! That was nearly.30 years ago!!!!
Duo: Oh yeah!?!?!?!? ::the two begin to argue with each other::
Vader: Gundam Pilots and Gundam systems argue with each other a lot...I wonder what would happen if I put one of them with GundamVader's systems...well lets see what's going on with Trowa and Heavyarms::he walks over and he hears "..."::
Trowa: ..
Heavyarms: ...
Trowa: ....
Heavyarms: ....
Trowa: ....
Heavyarms: .... ::15 minutes later::
Trowa: ....
Heavyarms: ....
Trowa: Did I program this into you?!
Heavyarms: .yes...shall we continue the silence race?
Trowa: BRING IT ON!!!! .
Heavyarms: ...
Vader: Too quiet...never put a silent person with a semi-loud gundam but with a silent system..lets check out Quatre::he walks over::
Quatre: You know that one guy in the Aires should've surrendered...
Sandrock: Yes same with the Virgo's and the flamingoes....
Quatre: The Virgo's couldn't because they were Mobile Dolls! And what did the Flamingoes do to you?
Sandrock: They left their food on me, their droppings, they scratched my eye lens and at some of my Vulcan cannons bullets!
Quatre: But I thought they liked you!
Sandrock: Flamingoes are my enemy!
Quatre:.I see.THEY SHOULD'VE SURRENDERED!!!!
Sandrock: YES! THEY REALLY SHOULD'VE SURRENDERED!!!!
Vader: Exactly alike and Sandrock hates flamingoes...ok.lets see Wufei::he walks over and he hears shouting:: huh?
Wufei: YOU'RE WEAK WITHOUT ME!
Nataku: NO YOU'RE WEAK WITHOUT ME!!!
WuFei: NO YOU'RE WEAK WITHOUT ME!!!
Nataku: No. YOU'RE WEAK WITHOUT ME!!! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF!
Wufei: Well without me you wouldn't have become strong!
Nataku: Sure just like that crush on Sally Po you have.
Wufei: LEAVE WOMEN OUT OF THIS!
Nataku: You say women are weak but they are really stronger than you!
Wufei: YOU CALLING ME A WOMAN!
Nataku: You are weak, I am weak, we are weak.we are all weak..
Wufei: STOP TAKING MY LINES!!! YOU ARE JUST WEAK!!!!
Nataku: NO YOU'RE WEAK!!!
Wufei: NO YOU'RE WEAK!!!
Nataku: NO YOU'RE WEAK!!!
Wufei: NO YOU'RE WEAK!!!
Vader: Put one person who has major self denial with his Gundam and they both put each other down lets see Zechs although I doubt anything is happening.::he walks over and he sees Zechs typing then he lifts his hands up::
Zechs: ARG!!! YOU WON AGAIN!!!!!
Tallgeese4: Of course.and stop going through so many TALLGEESES!!!!
Vader: No results....well I'm going to talk to Dr. M and Malary.
1 hour later after the gundam pilots and their gundams calm down with each other::
Dr. M: AH Vader my friend.what can I do?
Vader: Do you know where Monica is?
Dr. M: Yes she works at Heavy Waters World (basically a Sea World for Vader's planet)
Vader: Ok what region?
Dr. M: The Aquarium, it's where she lives as well..
Vader: Ok thanks...oh can you also get the transformation ray warmed up for Dorothy?
Dr. M: Okie-days
Vader: See you in 15 minutes::Vader soon leaves and heads off to Dorothy's house::
::Ding Dong::
Dorothy W.: Yes? Oh Hi Vader! What can I do for you?
Vader: Um I know you remember your experience as a mermaid and I was wondering if you mind becoming one again to find Xuilinc and see how she's doing down there with Monica...if you say no it's ok...
Dorothy: SureI don't mindI actually Kind of miss the fin...and I wouldn't mind doing it for you...
Vader: Meet me at Dr. M in 30 minutes ok? It will take me another 15 to get Monica ok?
Dorothy: Ok.::Vader soon gets in his car and heads off to Heavy Waters World::
Tour Guide: And here folks is one of workers with our seals and our electric sharks...see the way how she swims with that fin and rides those seals while the sharks electrocute the mere electric eels.::we see 45 eels being electrocuted by one electric shark::
Vader: Mamm I have an appointment with Monica right now
Tour guide: Hold on sir::she taps on the glass and the tank breaks then she sees the sign above saying "DO NOT TAP ON GLASS!!! THIS MEANS YOU! EVEN THE EMPLOYEES STUPID!"::
Vader: Hi Monica...
Monica: Hey Vader waz up?
Vader: Well other than that shark flying above my head while electrocuting that tour guide nothing much but I have an assignment for you...
Monica: If it involves being a human again, I'm out!
Vader: You get to go to Hawaii and still be a mermaid...
Monica: I'M IN!
Vader: FAST! ::Vader picks Monica up and places her in the car's back seat with a piece of her fin hanging out of the window...10 minutes later they arrive at Dr. M's lab and soon...::
Dr. M: Ah the fish is here...Vader did you here about the leak at the Aquarium?
Vader: I was there, that's how I got her
Dr. M: Put her in that tank over there::Vader puts her in there::
Dorothy: Time to be a little FISHY again and get wet....good thing I'm already dressed for it::she takes off her pants and stands in front of the giant target symbol (yes she has a swimsuit on just FYI):: Ready when you are!
Dr. M: Hang on.::he fires and.::
Dorothy: Is it over?
Vader: I'm not sure...
Dorothy: What do you mean? ::she scans her self and she sees that she's a squirrel:: EEEK! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
Dr. M: Oops...wrong cartridge..Heero brought Reelina in earlier today and had me change her into a squirrelI forgot to change cartridges.::he changes the cartridge to Mermaid and shoots Dorothy again and she has a ten foot fin again::
Dorothy: Hey shove over in there! ::she pushes Monica aside and squeezes into the tank::
Vader: Ok com' on girls lets goI gotta pay a visit to the guys.::they soon arrive on earth in shuttle Tydyrium and Vader releases Monica and Dorothy into the sea::
Vader: Com link check.
Monica: I like the waters here!
Dorothy: Ok Vader we're on way down into the ocean...
Vader: Ok.Dorothy, give me a visual test.set it to frequency.324 decimal 258
Dorothy: Roger ::she presses a button on the camera being secretly hidden in her hair::
Vader: Ok I see it.MONICA! Put your suit back on! It's not French waters where you can swim naked! And plus its an embarrassment to us when you meet the other mermaids!
Monica: aw...if they're naked I'm naked got it?!
Vader: just obey Dorothy's command...she was always the odd-ball..
Monica: I heard that!
Vader: Dorothy, you know you may be down here for years right? I mean Xuilinc has been down here for nearly 2 years already.you remember what she looks like right?
Dorothy: Yes sir...I know and remember.go on ahead and get Jim, Merlin, Sean, and Kidwe'll settle matters here on earth..
Vader: Roger.::he telaports to Washington D.C. knowing that Kid, Jim, Sean, and Merlin are there..::
Kid: So Merlin what do you think Xuilinc and Vader are doing?
Merlin: Probably working on ways to improve the government and Xuilinc.probably swimming..
Vader: Nope.
Jim: VADER!
Kid: Where've you been!?
Vader: Just stopping an evil villain from taking over the universe, resting, sueing Jerry Springer, eating hot dogs...
Merlin: You like hot dogs way too much...
Tourist: LOOK! IT'S LORD VADER!!!! ::soon the entire crowd starts rushing in around Vader, Merlin, Kid, Sean, and Jim::
Vader: Perhaps we should head out...
The group: good idea::Vader soon telaports them into shuttle Tydyrium::
Merlin: WOAH! Can I drive this puppy?!
Vader: Take some lessons with Han first...::Vader soon launches the shuttle into hyperspace and on their way.::
Vader: Switching monitor frequency to 324.258..set.
Kid: Whats that? ::She sees Monica swim in front of Dorothy's camera:: Is that Xuilinc?
Vader: No that's Monica, one of my agents.she's with Dorothy searching for Xuilinc.
Kid: Any luck yet?
Dorothy: Vader: I think we found something.
Vader: Roger that...:Dorothy shows the camera what looks like a gold necklace and engraved on it, it says "Xuilinc"::
Dorothy: Sir I think we are getting closer...
Vader: Very Good, keep it with you...
Monica: Yes sir...
Vader: Well Kid you should like the Freedom Islands..It's the capitol of my government...
Kid: Coolwhere the capitol building?
Vader: 1717 Shoe Ave. AKA My house
Kid: Where's the senate building?
Vader: What senate?
Kid: Congress?
Vader: What congress?
Kid: You're not an emperor are you? Or anything where you are the only one who runs the government are you?
Vader: Nope....we havethe liberation, they make sure that all towns and cities are equal in everything except population.the Chiefs.they help decide the laws..and the headMethe ruler.I have full access to everything...
Kid: Ah....
*That night at 7*
Vader: Guys meet Kid, Sean, Merlin, and Jim.
The gang excluding Jim, Sean, Kid, and Merlin: HI! Welcome to Vader's planet
Jim: It's a pleasure...
Merlin: No I am not the sorcerer Merlin...
Kid: Don't underestimate my power!
Sean: Need espionage? I'm your man!
Duo: You can't be as good as me!
Sean: Oh Yeah!?
Duo: YEAH!
Sean: Yeah?!
Duo: YEAH! Lets have a competition! First one to get to the main land, break into the guards room unnoticed, and come back with a picture of on of the guard's girlfriends!
Sean: You're on! And no gundams!
Duo: RIGHT! ::they soon take off out of the house and begin racing to get over there::
DarkMigit: They act like children.
Vader: Well some silence.
Dorothy: Vader, We found her!
Vader: YOU DID!?
The End..
Preview:
Vader and Xuilinc talk over the com links, and we'd be surprised as to of what happens...soon Heero decides to go off to another planet and soon after Duo's race, he and the other gundam pilots head off to the planet and a shocking event happens...a new enemy arises and some say that he is more powerful than Barney's super gundam, GundamVader, and Barney all combined.this new enemy could be the end of Vader and his crew.but the gundam pilots merely discover him and they only destroy a portion of this new threats militia...
Coming up next...
A Mysterious Threat...
