Signs of the closing war
Vader: Are they all set for the retransformation Dr. M?
Dr. M: yes. All they have to do is just swallow this pill and have this shot injected into them and they should start retransformation. However I am not sure how far the transformation will go. It hasn't been tested yet. They may only go a little bit. Van is the most likely to be completed fastest.
Vader: I understand but that's better than no progress. Then we can try it once more. And if that fails then we can work on a new antidote.
Dr. M: good at least someone is listening to what I have to say. Anyway if this process will eliminate the fact that the dark side transformed them.
Vader: so we could do what we did last time.
Dr. M: No. Doing that a second time would kill them. The antidote is almost like a poison if the person is mutated or transformed through surgical procedures and time metamorphism.
Vader: I seelets start then
*Quatre is carrying Dorothy and his other kids follow him*
Heero: I hope this works.
*Heero Allura and reelina and their kids follow Heero to Vader and Dr. M*
Dorothy: I just want these spikes removed.the fin I can handle and I would also like these tentacle fingers to be their normal size.
Dr. M: We'll start with Chris and Malary seeing that they were the first ones to be transformed.
Malary: I hope this works::swallows the pill and Dr. M gives her the injection::
Chris: I just don't want cat eyes and this tail. ::same as Malary::
Dr. M: ok now we have to wait for them. Lets move onto the others.
*They are about to give Noin her injection but.*
Nurse: sir how do I give the injection to Noin? She's just purple ooze.
Dr. M: hmmm.try her neck
Noin: OUCH! That hurts!
Nurse: I'm sorry mamm but there's no other place. Here have a Popsicle.
Noin: ok ::grabs the Popsicle with her ooze hand but it ends up falling inside the ooze body:: no fair
*1 hour later in Chris' room*
Chris: so do you think this will work?
Zechs: I hope so. I don't want us to be this way forever. I mean my arms keep eating my food. And it's hard to move with these tentacles.
Van: At least those of you with wings don't have wings the size of a shoe.::they all laugh @ Van's joke::
Duo: Trowa, WuFei, are you 2 ready to go?
Trowa: yeah. I'll take Heavy Arms so just in case.
Duo: We'll only need Heavyarms. Well let's get in the sub and find Monica.::they get into a large submarine and they take off on a 2-week estimate adventure::
*With EP on the New Moon*
EP: Finally some time without that Barney jerk.well I better work on these creatures of earth and on getting Darth Maul a new body.
Maul's brain: Yes sitting in this jar is really annoying master. I mean my body was destroyed twice. The same way even.
EP: relax they are working on it right now. Might as well tell you now.
Maul: Goody.
EP: your new body is a woman dressed up as the princess Leia slave in Jabba's palace.
She even looks exactly like Leia.
Maul: WHAT?! Well then I can get by guards and people easily. This will be nice.
EP: But you will have a female's voice and practically lets say you will be close to being a full woman. You'll only have the traits and partial personality of yourself.
Maul: Being a woman is better than being a brain stuck in a glass jar. HAHAHAHA!
Officer: Sir we have captured the Omega Boost.
EP: Good. Fit the pilot with our mind control device.
Officer: Yes sir.
Commander: Sir the people of earth are now being transformed into your creatures. Oh sir I thought I might bring this up to you.
*The Big O is seen on the display screen destroying Barney's oncoming MS*
EP: Well..so he's still rebelling..destroy him!
Commander: He went back into hyperspace towards Vader's sector 10 minutes ago.
EP: Dang!
Scientist: Sir the body is complete. We just need Maul.
Maul: Put me in it. Put me in it already!
EP: do it.
*Two days later with Duo Trowa and WuFei*
WuFei: Duo there's something on the radar.
Trowa: It's big.
Duo: Bigger than this sub. WuFei and I will get in wetsuits. Trowa get in HeavyArms.
*You see Monica swimming up and she is about 200 feet tall now and the sub is only 75 feet tall*
Monica: you shouldn't have come!
Duo: We don't want to hurt you. We want to harm you I mean help you.
Monica: You show your true selves! ::slices the sub in half with her hand::
WuFei: Nice going Doofus.
Monica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa: I can't allow you to reproduce.
*Heavy Arms eyes glow and targets Monica*
Monica: Nice toy. NOW DIE!
*Heavyarms launches all it's missiles and Monica usses her flap that connects to her back and arms as a shield and the make a ton of burn marks and scratches on it*
Trowa: Lets see how you do in the air. ::Heavy Arms flies into the air and Monica surfaces and starts breathing fire towards Heavy Arms but misses::
Monica: Come down here you little dweeb and fight like a man! ::breathes more fire and Heavy Arms dodges and starts flying at 200 MPH::
Trowa: .
*Heavy Arms begins to fire a ton of lasers and bullets towards Monica and the bullets rip straight through her flap*
Monica: AHHHH!!!!!! ::Starts decrease in size back to her original size and is unconscious::
Duo: Hey Trowa! Give us a lift?
*Heavy Arms picks them up and picks Monica up in it's left arm after it puts it's guns on its back*
Trowa: lets go home::Heavyarms flies @ 100 MPH for a 1,500 Mile distance::
*W/ Chris and them*
Van: I'm CURED! I don't have the wings or the dragon arms! ::starts dancing around::
Malary: That's progressive. Huh? HEY I NO LONGER HAVE MY SNAKE TONGUE! ::checks her mirror and sees that she still has snake eyes::
Dorothy: It's working. I got my fingers back. My spikes are smaller.
Reelina: Hey I have my normal head back!
Chris: I don't have cat eyes anymore or my tail. ::sheds a tear::
Cat: I don't have snakes in my hair anymore. My tail is smaller.
Zechs: I have arms and one tail now. ::starts crying::
Miliardo: Hey my hands and feet are organic again!
*They all start talking to each other and talking bout how they all are changing back*
Dr. M: Hey it's working! ::he says as he opens the door to check on them::
*They all see Dr. M and they go over and thank him*
Heero: Hey it's working. ::cell phone rings:: Hello?
Zechs (M): Heero, Noin is back to normal.
Heero: yes Zechs Allura and Reelina and Dr. M are also and the kids are about 85% complete from being normal again.
Vader: It looks like everything is working as you said doctor.
Dr. M: Well I'm still not sure yet. Lets wait till the end of the week to see if they completely change.
Vader: ok.how would you like to be the head of our medical and research teams?
Dr. M: It is with honor that I would love to sir.
Vader: Congratulations Grand Chief M. You are now head of the medical and research facilities.
Dr. M: thank you sir!
Officer whispers to Vader: Sir we have Lady Une and Treize Kushrenada waiting outside with Mr. Smith.
Vader: Bring them into my office.
Officer; yes sir.
*1 day later with EP*
Officer: Hey baby wanna come with me to diner tonight? I'm buying.
Maul: you got to be kidding me. ::chokes and kills the officer::
EP: You know you really outta change.
Maul: I know but I'd rather stay in this outfit. It gives me freedom, spying, seduction, and it also makes me less suspicious. Plus it makes me feel more like what I am and how I should act.
EP: oh. Maybe I should do the same. Anyway here's something interesting. Apparently we found Trekkin's body.
Maul: So what about it?
EP: They created another body , exactly like yours but it instead has blonde hair and it's made for Trekkin.
Maul: You're reviving an enemy officer?
EP: perhaps we can convince him that Vader never wanted to save him.
Maul: yeah. But what do we do with his body?
EP: we destroy it so he suffers.
Maul: What if he doesn't believe it?
EP: Then he is used as entertainment.
Maul: Lets hope so.
*With Vader, Treize, and Lady Une*
Treize: And so that's what Barney and EP are doing to the earth and its living beings.
Une: It's terrible. It's all mining facilities just for his new Draco MS. Everyone on earth has been turned into his creatures and they are being held hostage and forced to reproduce for their armies.
Vader: Thank you for telling us this. We have a way to stop them and we're working on something right now to stop them. In the meantime go up with the Gpilots and them and just relax and talk and get caught up. Oh, after that you'll have to spend a day in the rehabilitation age chambers.
Treize: Thank you. ::goes up the stairs and finds Zechs and starts talking to him::
Vader: Commander Sneer.
Commander Sneer: sir.
Vader: I'll be going out to Serido to get the group from the Legend of Dragoon.
Sneer: The whole group minus Lavitz and Miranda?
Vader: Yes but minus just Miranda. She's useless. Control the area while I'm gone.
*Vader telaports himself to serido and starts searching for the group*
Scientist: Sir the brain transfusion is complete
EP: excellent. Strap him I mean her hands down on the table and bring her here to me.
Scientist: yes sir.
EP: This is going better than I planned.
Trekkin: HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? I'm a woman now..
EP: Grand Admiral Trekkin. I found you but your body was beyond repairs so I placed you in a body we had justoh how shall I sayjust lying around.
Trekkin: If you're gunna try to convince me that Vader abandoned me forget it. He's been my friend since 2nd grade. He always would help out those in need.
EP: Well.so the fore is with you. Well if you will not obey me and become an ally and asset to methen you will to my officers. Put a chain around her neck and chain her to the pole in the entertainment area.
Officer: yes sir. ::they do so::
EP: Well hopefully Maul will be able to get some info about what Vader's doing.
*With Vader's forces in an entertainment cantina*
Maul: Hey flyboy. Were you there on the battlefield when Vader's forces destroyed the Death Star?
Pilot: Y..yes mamm.
Maul: OOOOO.I bet you know a lot about Vader's forces.. ::moves his/her dress over and shows him her/his leg::
Pilot: Oh yeahhey I can tell you everything if you come onto my private house on the base tonight.
Maul: okwhat time sugar.
Pilot: I'll pick you up from here @ 5
Maul: that will be fine.
Pilot: See ya then sweet cheeks ::clicks tongue::
Maul: Be cutie. ::the pilot leaves then Maul goes to his rented apartment::
Maul: sweet cheeksAKK!.I cannot believe this.the most feared in the galaxy to the most loved. A pilot tonighta guard tomorrow..an officer on Friday..well hopefully I don't get raped.because if they try.then off with their headsHAHAHAHA!
*With Vader*
Vader: So do you see why I need you to come with me?
Shana: I'm coming with you. I mean you gave me back my dragoon spirit and it's staying with me.
Lavitz: You revived me and gave me a complete copy of my dragoon spirit. I'm with you.
Dart: I'll have to speak for the whole group. We're with you.
Vader: Great. Lets go now. ::Vader telaports them into his office and he tells them everything and what item does what::
*Friday night*
Chris: My wings are still here..
Malary: All I have is a 20-foot tail..
Zechs: I'm me again!
Reelina: I just have my wings.
Dorothy: I'm still a mermaid here except now it's a ten-foot fin. I also have no more spikes. Now I can wear my shirts again.
Miliardo: I'm back to normal!
Cat: I'm.I'm human again.
Van: Weird. Chris, Malary, Reelina, and Dorothy aren't done yet. Yet everyone else is.
Dr. M: So how is everything doing? Oh my. Your all done except for Chris, Malary, Reelina, and Dorothy. I must collect a blood sample from each of you. Along with your transformed parts.
Reelina, Dorothy, Malary, and Chris: NOOOOO!!!!!
Malary: I'd rather live with a tail for the rest of my life than have to have blood taken from me!
Dorothy: I'd rather live in water than have the blood sample!
Chris and Reelina: No blood!
Dr. M: I'm sorry but your parents agreed to it in the contract. Come with me please.
*They all follow while Chris carries Dorothy down in his arms*
*With another pilot and Maul*
Maul: You sure are a naught boy. Chaining women down to beds and removing their weapons. Do you seduce all your women this way?
Pilot: Maybe sweet lips. ::pulls Mauls' dress and "bra" off and then as he lies down on the bed on her::
Maul: Goodbye bill.
Bill: huh? ::Maul uses the force to snap his neck::
Maul: Only one successfully raped me. No big deal. But I couldn't help it. It was this body's ambitions. Well now to get dressed and find the secrets. :;puts his bra and dress back on and takes the pilots security card. He places the blaster on the leg behind he dress while placing his lightsaber on his back::
*He sneaks into the records room and makes a copy of the latest records of weaponry and people onto the CCD re-writable*
Maul: Perfect.
Luke Skywalker: Hey you!
Maul: Me?
Luke: yeah. What are you doing here?
Maul: To himself: Great it's the one who destroyed my body. I know. I'll seduce him.
Maul: Why I got lost in here. I thought this was the little girls room.
Luke: Darth Maul. What a pleasant surprise. Seeing you dressed up like my sister when she was a slave to Jabba.
Maul: Dang you! ::activates lightsaber::
Luke: Same to you. ::activates lightsaber::
*The two battle for an hour when*
EP: Maul get back here now!
Maul: But I almost have him.
*Luke destroys the lightsaber and is ready to finish him off*
Maul: Kill me. Only kill me and my child.
*Luke's eyes widen then he deactivates his lightsaber*
Luke: You're pregnant? Sheesh. I knew you were sick but not that sick. Go! Go now.
Maul: You're too merciful. ::trips Luke and then makes a dash for his Sith infiltrator::
Luke: and you're too stupid. ::shows the CCD::
*With Trekkin in the Entertainment room*
Trekkin: Hey quit lifting my dress you perverts! ::kicks them::
Officer: Hey we only want a little fun.
Trekkin: right..::to himself:: That's it! I'll let them use me for a bit then I'll grab a blaster shoot the chains off and make my escape. Lets hope they have a ship I can use. ::he feels a hand grab his body's butt and then he feels another person starting to make love speeches to him:: I hope I can survive..
Officer: Juliet I love you so, so please come down and make me yours.
Trekkin: Ok Romeo. As soon as this person lets go.
Officer: ::shoots the person grabbing his butt:: let me take these chains off of you then we can go to my room and make out.
Trekkin in his mind: This is even better than I thought.
*The officer takes Trekkin into a room*
Officer: Are you all right mamm?
Trekkin: Huh?
*The officer pulls off a mask and reveals that it's his good friend Commander sleeze*
Trekkin: COMMANDER SLEEZE!
Sleeze: Huh? Do I know you mamm?
Trekkin: of course you do! It's me Trekkin! Don't you recognize me?
Sleeze: If you are Trekkin then what was it I did that helped us to escape the prisons of Balkezark that no one but Trekkin and I know?
Trekkin: You found a stone in the floor that allowed you to fit yourself in there and when the guard came in to fid out where you were you knocked him unconscious and we escaped.
Sleeze: TREKKIN! It is you. But you're a girl.
Trekkin: Come on we must escape. I'll explain when we meet up with Vader.
*They escape into the hanger bay and steal a Draco MS to take back to Vader's system*
Maul: Emperor Palpatine forgive me but he stole the data I collected.
EP: I understand that you're pregnant as well.
Maul: Yes sir. I got pregnant on the first day, which was on Monday. And I request not to have it aborted but sped up so that way he can be a great asset in our conquest.
Barney: Master Palpatine! I'm back!
EP: Oh no.
Barney: Hey who's the sexy dame?
Maul: Watch it you fat tub of lard! ::punches Barney in the gut and barney goes flying back to the back of the room::
Barney: Never mind. Sorry Lord Maul.
*With Vader, Sleeze, and Trekkin*
Vader: Trekkin? Is that really you?
Trekkin: Yes sir.
Vader: No it can't be. Your dead. Plus you're a woman.
Officer: Sir Wufei, Trowa, Duo, and Monica have landed in Heavy Arms 2 minutes ago.hey foxy wanna go out tonight?\
Sleeze: Soldier! Get back to your post! THIS IS THE HIGHEST DECORATED SOLDIER YOU'RE LOOKING AT!
Officer: SIR YES SIR! ::starts marching out to his post::
Trekkin: Sir, we met out in the classroom when the teacher took our lunches away because you knew too much about mathematics and I knew too much about history.
Vader: Trekkin! It really is you! ::goes over and gives Trekkin a friendly hug::
Trekkin: It's ok sir. Personally I'd rather have had death than becoming a woman.
*Vader laughs*
Vader: We must tell no one. Only Sleeze, and only the ones you choose to know and I shall know.
Luke: Vader, I just stopped Maul from taking our top secret plans. Hey that's him! ::activates his lightsaber::
Trekkin: No, I'm trekkin. Maul looks like Leia in her slave outfit and I have blond hair with a chain around my neck.
Vader: Luke. It's Trekkin.
Luke: Trekkin?
Trekkin: Yes. Gather everyone who came to my funeral and I'll explain.
Vader: Just gather the people from, Gundam Wing, The legend of Dragoon, the kids, Escaflowne, and us so it can be a small crowd.
*1 hour later*
Trekkin: And so that's what EP has planned right now. We also have his latest weapon right now.
Heero: Those guys are sick. Making men into women.
WuFei: It's the perfect setup. Making men into something they don't want to be and then using them as spies.
Trowa: So Maul's pregnant? I wonder why he did it
Trekkin: All I know is, is that they are most likely to use his child as a dark jedi. Vader, I'll need new clothes and a new identity. I want the crew to know I'm Trekkin after we defeat Barney.
Vader: Ok. You are now Grand Admiral Trekkina. Use my credit card for a shopping spree at the galactic mall. Tell them that I said so and to contact me on channel 4112.
Trekkin: Thanks. In private please refer to me as Trekkin. But call me mamm as of sir.
Vader: understood.
Dr. M: Vader I got Chris and Reelina normal but I fear I have not been able to get Malary and Dorothy normal.
Allura: What?! :faints::
Malary: So I'm basically a snake? Man.
Dorothy: I don't wanna live in a fish bowl all my life!
Vader: lets work on a cure and keep an eye on them they may change back.
The End
Preview:
Vader and Dr. M finally find a cure and change Dorothy and Malary back. What's this Maul gives birth to a girl and EP makes her from and infant to a full grown 25 year old adult? What will come next? Uh oh here comes more trouble. Barney takes his fleet out of the dimension and EP launches his new ground troops out on Vader's planets and they soon start to turn civilians into monsters. Will anyone stop them?
Coming up next:
Go Forth to fight again people of victory
