The first Engagement...
Vader: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz...::soon his alarm clock plays the imperial march and he wakes up:: I hope he will be convinced its methe last time he saw me I wasn't wearing this mask and Li was 13 and my wife was 9 months pregnant with Christina....he'll say his own certificate is a fraud...well all I can do is pray::the phone rings:: What is it?
Chris: Vader, is it ok if I come with you to meet your master? I would also like to train under him for a little bit...
Vader: Sure...I'll be there in 2 seconds to pick you up
Chris: Later...::they both hang up the phone and after Chris hangs up the phone and turns around Vader is standing in front of him::
Vader: What took you so long to hang up the phone?
Chris: You really out to knock...
Vader: Well just grab a hold of my arm or anything on me::Chris puts his hand on his outer robe (cape) and Vader and Chris telaport into Shuttle Tydyrium and take off on the ten hour flight::
Heero: Yawn....well time to go to work with Shadow and em....oh let me feed Reelina...::he walks over to Reelina's fish tank (yes Heero and everyone else left her as a fish) and he puts some fish food in the tank::
Reelina: HEERO!!!! CHANGE ME BACK! OOO orange flake! ::she starts eating the fish food::
Heero: Easy silence::he gets in his car and soon Cat, Miliardo, and Zechs get in also::
Cat: Daddy, can you drop me off at the military training barracks I have a lesson to teach at 900 hours?
Zechs: Miliardo and I need to go to the lab so we're just staying with you...
Heero: No Prob::over at the Winner residence::
Quatre: Why did Allura have to go back to Arrura? Now I have to do the dishes, windows, tables, cat box, and even brush the dog's teeth! The kids are too busy to do them and Allura is STILL rebuilding Arura and trying to find someone to take over her position!!!! ::something burning:: AHHH! MY EGGS!!!! ::He looks at two large pieces of charcoal that USED to be eggs::
Quatre: Well ash is suppost to be good for the kidneys...bottoms up::he eats one of then after putting ketchup on it:: UGGGG!!!!! I'll just eat at the cafeteria on my way to the Gundams...
Van: Dad, I need to be dropped off in the lab for research
Malary: Dad can you drop me off in the public valley hospital? I need some important documents there that are vital for the people back at the lab
Dorothy: Oh and can you drop me off at the military training barracks? Im suppost to help Cat teach her class today at 9
Reelina: Can you drop me off at the warehouse to pick up one of the advanced cartridges from one of the blasters to analyze and make sure its safe for us?
Quatre: Wait! Don't you all have speeders?
Reelina, Dorothy, Van, and Malary: OUR SPEEDERS BROKE DOWN!!!!!
Quatre: Ok! I get the idea...Why couldn't Allura have been here?! ::they all crowd in a small 2 person and 2 droid speeder (kinda like Luke's XP-t33 land speeder) and barley make it in so the top would close::
Van: Dorothy! Get you hair out of my mouth!
Dorothy: I would when Reelina removes her heel from my stomach!
Reelina: I will once I get out of this lock here! ::they all continue to argue behind the pilots and front passenger seat in a small 2 foot space in between the back and the chairs::
Quatre: It's the eggs...I know it....::they take off and soon Dorothy gets off at the same time with Cat:: Heero!
Heero: What is it Quatre? Do you need another 55 credits?
Quatre: No! Just take Van! He needs to go to the lab and I know your going there and its getting cramped in here!
Heero: I told you! You should've bought the LAM 323! Ok com' on! ::Reelina pushes Van out on the street and puts her legs out the side of the car while leaning back::
Zechs: Hey Van! Did you get the information on the hydroponic atoms like I asked?
Van: All in the disk::he hands the disk to Zechs and soon Heero speeds the car away to the Lab::
*After Quatre's stops and in the cafeteria*
Quatre: Yeah...ooo and some Chunky chocolate cereal please ::the cafeteria attendant hands him a bowl and gives him a small box of it and a small carton of milk for it:: That's it...
Cafeteria attendant: That will be 20 credits
Quatre: 20 credits! Eggs only cost a buck out in the market and for the banana! It only costs 3 credits in the market!!!!
Cafeteria lady: Listen Blondie, I don't make the prices I just work here. So if you want to eat that will be 20 credits, now hurry up your holding up the line...or do I have to show you the wart on my shoulder to convince you?
Quatre: Fine...::he pays her the 20 credits and tries finding a spot::
Trowa: Hey Quatre!
Quatre: Duo! Trowa! WuFei?
Duo: Hey...see you got into a fight with the cafeteria lady...she wouldn't give me the breakfast banquet.
Trowa: Yeah and she took my lion's order away...
WuFei: She is weak like all women...::he soon takes his sword out and stares at his steak:: ALL WOMEN ARE WEAK! ::he stands up and chops the steak once with his sword:: SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME MY RICECAKE WITH MY NOODLES!!! ::he soon goes on a chopping rampage on the steak and soon Quatre grabs a hold of WuFei and gets him to calm down::
Quatre: Its ok WuFei...we know all women are weak...especially her
Cafeteria Lady: No swords at the table honey...I'll have to confiscate that::she takes WuFei's sword away:: hmmm...property of Chang WuFei...you're not Chang...I'll have to report you to security...or you could be chef for a day...
WuFei: I AM CHANG!!!!
Cafeteria Lady: Oh yeah? Where's your ID tag Mr. Cut the table with someone else's sword?
WuFei: I have it right...::he puts his hand in his pocket and he can't find his ID:: I LEFT IT ON MY DESK!!
Cafeteria lady: I'll get security::she calls security::
Security Guard: Yes Master WuFei?
WuFei: She took my sword and burned my ID tag!
Cafeteria lady: I called, this imposter stole Chang's sword and used it as a cutting knife
Security: Mamm I'm afraid I'll have to place you under arrest::he takes WuFei's sword from her and hands it back to WuFei and then he puts handcuffs on her::
WuFei: Take her to the brig and leave her there for 2 weeks::they start dragging her away and soon everyone in the cafeteria start cheering and the other cafeteria takes over and charges reasonable prices::
Duo: Burned your ID tag?
WuFei: She touched my sword...she should burn...::he starts eating his chopped steak::
Quatre: So Duo I heard you got some new additions to your condo, enlighten me
Duo: Well now when I go it has an Anti-Theft system on it and I really like it! ::over at his house::
Thief 1: Hey com' on man! This place has an Anti-Theft system and it's the house of a Gundam pilot!
Thief 2: Exactly! Everything in there is even MORE valuable!
Thief 1: What about the light saying "Theft System Locked, don't think about it scumbags!"
Thief2: Ah its nothing, here give me a hand with this crowbar:..::they soon start pushing on it and they get the door opened::
Duo's voice on a recording: HI! You've just attempted to break into the God of Death's house! Please enjoy your last 2 seconds of your life with our machine guns!!!! ::soon 40 machine guns pop out of the floor and around them and they close their eyes and they HEAR the machine guns fire and soon the bottom hatch of the floor falls open and they travel down into a pit and::
Thief1: I think we went togulp.hell...
Thief2: yeah...its so hot down here
Other thieves: ITS JUST HEAT RESONATING FROM OUR BODIES!!!! We're still alive! ::back with Duo::
Quatre: Com' on guys we got work...::they head off to the Gundam's area and they start updating the Gundams systems and checking the weapons::
*Ten hours later with Vader and Chris right when they arrive at the planet*
Vader: OK ...we're about there...one more hand::he places one card down and draw from the top of a pile::
Chris: read em and weep! ::he places his cards down and he has numbers (I forgot the name of it when you have them going in order of numbers in the game of poker)
Vader: oooooo....im sorry but I have to collect my 20,000 credits back ::he places down a royal flush and he wins the match:..: HAHA! Oh we're here::he gets in the pilots seat and Lands the shuttle wear he feels the force and sees a small house and an old man chopping a tree down::
Vader: Master?
Master Milarkui: Who are you?! I only had 3 students! One died, another betrayed me and turned evil and the other no one knows!
Vader: Its meVader.
Master Milarkui: You can't be Vader...Darth Vader died a long time ago...
Vader: Its me master....Chris...remember how I was short and when Barney would pick on me I always beat him up...you surely must remember my son!
Master Milarkui: I remember A Chris Giron in my class he took a month out for his wife and family and then when his son Li turned 13 he joined up and became my third member
Vader: Yes...so do you believe that its me now?
Master Milarkui: no
Vader: Well...how about this? ::he takes his helmet off::
Master Milarkui: hmmm....the face looks familiar...nope I don't remember you one bit.::Vader falls over::
Vader: Is there a way that might help you remember me?
Master Milarkui: Well I'll never forget the way he fought...unless he changed like Barney then you should use the exact same attacks::Vader in mind- I changed tremendously...so he should be using different attacks lets do it::
Vader: I don't want to hurt youso let me know if anything is wrong...
Master Milarkui: Bring it on! ::he activates his lightsaber and he soon attacks first without giving Vader a chance to activate his::
Vader: Ugg! Class lesson 201. Expect the unexpected...never talk to the enemy for too long:: Master Machoknrie slices down and Vader blocks with his left and using the force to protect it while he activated his lightsaber and goes up sending the other saber back a little then Vader deactivates his:;
Master Milarkui: Stupid move! Never let your guard down...
Vader: Right...::he turns his back to him and Master Milarkui comes and tries to stab Vader but Vader dodges and jumps back away from Master Milarkui and he force pulls his lightsaber from his hand::
Master Milarkui: ok you won...but I still don't believe that your Chris and that your really Darth Vader brought back to life...I want proof...
Vader: Proof? Grab onto me and I'll show you...Chris do the same::they do and Vader telaports them into the Valley of the Jedi where he was searching for Darth Vader but didn't find him:: We have to search but he's here::5minutes later they find Vader and he's playing golf::
Darth Vader: Don't touch that golf ball or I will kill you!
Vader: Darth Vader....
Darth Vader: Anakin, please...
Vader: I am Vader and I need you to tell me everything about the Emperor...he is back and he is back with a vengeance and intends to destroy everything...
Darth Vader: Yes...::explains EVERYTHING:: and that's it....
Vader: Thank you...
Darth Vader: Can you say hi to Luke for me? Oh Ben also says hi...
Vader: Will do...::he telaports them out of there and back onto the planet:: Do you believe me now?
Master Milarkui: I believed it was you from the beginning! I just wanted to see how much you have changed...how's Li that rascal doing and Christina? I also heard that you had a second son, how he doing and how's your wife Emile doing?
Vader: Li died from the Red Cold nut he was revived a few days ago and hes gone evilthe rest of my family and my entire planet were destroyed
Master Milarkui: OhI'm sorrywell lets go back to your system! ::he gets in the shuttle and soon Vader sets it on auto pilot and Chris and Master Machoknrie talk with each other for the whole ten hours and get 5 hours of sleep but during Vader's confrontation from when he met Master Machoknrie again back at his system::.
DarkMigit: Ok this one should work.try it now! ::Heero fires it at an a small block of the new armor::
Dr. M: Sprinklers activatedfire clearedsafe for entry
Zechs M.: hmmm.::he looks at it:: Shadow, heero
Heero: Well looks like that should destroy itlets put the quantities of this order through and we should have enough super advanced proton torpedoes in 4 hours to fill up HeavyArms.
Zechs Y.: I'll put it through::he takes them paper and places the order to the manufacturer and orders it with Veder Ex.::
Miliardo: Ok Reelina heres the substance information for the blasters as well::he presses a button and soon she tears the printed page off on her side of the line::
Reelina W.: Thank you! :they hang up and 5 hours later::
Trekkina: Shogun gets the guards on the lineGundamVader is detecting something::
Shogun: Ok...they're on...
Trekkina: Alpha squadron watch out and stay alertwe're picking up enemy signals nearby the border...transferring you to GundamVader's targeting system Radar to you...
Commander of Squadron: Ok we got the signal...we are preparing for attack...alpha squadron report in
Alpha 6: Alpha6 reporting in
Alpha12: Alpha12 checking in
Evil Picolo: Alpha3 checking in..::in mind:: Why did I have to be promoted to fighter pilot? I can't do outside communications
Commander: Where's the rest of the Alpha Group?!
Evil Picolo: They ran away in fear of the enemy
Commander: oh...Here they come! ::soon the Nautilus II exits hyperspace with another odd freighter that is carrying a fighter squadron::
Nautilus II officer: Closest planet to this region.Menoldia...distance 1208 light-yearsenemy fighter squadron ahead
Lady Sakura: How many?
Lord Li: Well the scanner indicates 4 enemy fighters and 300 scattering away.cowards...these 4 will be worthy opponents...I'll take them myself using a tie advanced like my father...::he heads to the fighter bay and throws his trench coat back as he turns::
Commander: Contact Vader at once!
Trekkina: Vader is out right now...perfect timing! Of all times they pick now...Try to hold off we're sending the Gundam Pilots right now
Commander: We'll try...Alpha 6 and 12 cover me we're going in...Alpha 3 stay 10 meters behind us
Evil Picolo: Roger::soon the commander flies ahead and soon the fighter carrier and the Nautilus II release 5,000 fighters::
Lady Sakura: This small squadron shouldn't be too hard for them
Lord Li: Stay under my lead.
Bubble Fighter text on Li's screen: Roger
Evil Picolo: Well right now its time for survival...so im sorry my fellow comrades...HEY! They're just bubble fighters!!! Ok now I can destroy them without killing anyone! ::the commander and the other two fighters go in and start fire and destroy 3 fighters::
Lord Li: Is that all you've got? ::his fighter comes in and destroys the commanders wingmen and Evil Picolo breaks off and quickly takes out 10 fighters::
Commander: Alpha 3 don't go to far ahead! What?! AHHHH!!!!! ::a laser blast destroys him as his fighter explodes::
Evil Picolo: Ok good...they're gone...Gilmarqui Republic this is the spy Evil Picolo...code 327895.
Lord Li: The Gilmarqui Republic has been disassembled and The Galactic Empire is now in order...violation of code 365 progressed...punishment: Death::he fires and Evil Picolo's fighter is destroyed and he barely ejects but he is badly wounded::
Evil Picolo: Ugg...they...they tried killing me...they're only spy that dressed up as a human to get the inside look...ugg :.:he faints as an emergency signal is sent to Vader's forces::
Lady Sakura: Take out the planet and system Menoldia...FIRE! ::the Nautilus II fires its canons and starts destroying the planetary shields and they get through and destroy all 10 planets of the Menoldia sector in 2 minutes::
*10 minutes after the Menoldia's destruction*
Heero: Alpha Squadron Backup squadron Gundam has arrived...
Duo: They were wiped out!
Heero: They took out the entire sector!
Trowa: Where are they?
WuFei: There they are!!! ::they see the Nautilus II and they see them and the other freighter releasing all their fighters and they start attacking them::
Heero: Lets test these new weapons out...::Heero Fires his buster rifle and destroys 10,000 of the 999 billion enemy fighters While the Nautilus II heads towards the Justice System (Vader's home area)::
Duo: Hey look at thatthere's an actual fighter with a pilot! ::Duo slices 10 bubble fighters in half and they blow up::
Lord Li: So you're the dreaded Gundam Pilots I heard about...
Heero: And your Vader's son Li::he destroys another 10,000::
Quatre: Yawn...another large fleet out to destroy the universe...how typical::Quatre soon spins and destroys 50 fighters::
Trowa: ....... ::HeavyArms launches it's cluster missiles and it destroys 10,000 ships::
Lord Li: Now with the upgrades they're even more deadly! I better go to the Nautilus.Death! Launch the Mangos!
Officer aboard the freighter: Yes sir ::soon 20 MS launch as Heero destroys the last of the remaining fighters and Lord Li jumps to hyperspace to Vader's home-planet with the Nautilus II::
Heero: Only 20? This should be a cinch...::he Fires his buster rifle and only one of them looses an arm:: What?!
Duo: Their armor is thick! ::he goes in with his scythe and he slices the other arm off of the one and he goes for the chest and the beam splits into two::
Quatre: Hmmm...::he goes in and he tries slicing one in half but it just makes a large scratch in the armor::
Trowa: ... ::he fires and he destroys one of them:: I GOT ONE!!!! ::the enemy MS fires at Trowa with its gatling gun and it makes some dents in Heavyarms then Heero comes in and destroys 1 with his beamsaber::
WuFei: Bored...weak enemies... ::he soon launches the dragon heads and destroys 2 of the other MS and slices 4 of them in half::
*After 2 hours they finally destroy the other MS and head back to Vader's sector*
Trekkina: Gundam Pilots glad you made it back! Hurry up! We're barely able to hold our ground! Vader's flagship is up there but its doing as good without Vader!
Heero: hmmm... ::the Gundam Pilots soon attack the Nautilus II barely making any damages to it and Vader's shuttle finally arrives and he docks in his flagship::
Vader: Deduct power from the engines and apply them to the shields and go to their engines and fire missiles when I till one goes inside of the thrusters...
Officer: Yes sir! ::he runs off to deliver the orders and Vader gets up on the bridge::
Lord Li: AHHH! ::he destroys 10 of Vader's fighters with his scatter beam::
Vader: Li.my son...
Lord Li: FATHER!!! I won't let you live!
Vader: My son don't give into anger....it will only get you killed!
Lady Sakura: Li our aft shields are gone! We have to retreat! Board immediately!!!
Lord Li: Roger I'm docking now...I'll get you later father! ::After he boards the Nautilus II and it jumps to hyperspace::
Vader: Mission accomplished...all ships land and stand down from red alert...
*1 hour later on his planet*
Vader: Gundam Pilots...good job! I'm impressed with your skill!
Heero: We're not gundam pilots for nothing...
Duo: They shouldn't have messed with the God of Death....
Quatre: I'm hungry...Hey Duo lets go to the cafeteria! I think there's some hot dogs there right now!
Duo: HOT DOGS!!! I'm there!
Some other officers: HOT DOGS!!! ::all 50 officers run to the cafeteria::
Quatre: There goes my hot dogs...
WuFei: Hot dogs are weak compared to my beef salone...
Vader: Anyway we have survived the first wave of their forces....you have their battle strategies and weapon power analyzed...now if you'll excuse me I have to pay the only survivor to fight and survive from the alpha team a visit...
WuFei after Vader leaves: Com' on to my restaurant...I got everything there...its on me but you have to try my special....
The other Gundam Pilots including Heero and Trowa: AWESOME! We're there!
Duo: Can I drive?!
Heero: Do it and you die....
Duo: Ok, Ok!
*They take off and WuFei drives them to his restarunt*
*With Lady Sakura, Li, EP, and Kristen*
Ep: What is it?
Lady Sakura: My Lord we are reporting in...everything went according to plan except Vader showed up sooner then you predicted...
EP: Excellent.and how is the construction of the Death Star 4 coming Lady Sakura and Kristen?
Kristen: Weapon construction at 90% completion
Lady Sakura: Hull construction at 67%
EP: Ah, Good...Lord Li, did you meet with Vader?
Lord Li: I did...when I was about to attack we had to leave
EP: I see...how is my flagship Lord Li?
Lord Li: It is at 95% completion
EP: Excellent...now let me explain our next strike...
Lady Sakura: ....
EP: We will have two fleets one that will come in from behind the other the front, the first fleet will have 900 quad-billion bubble fighters...the second fleet will have 999 zillion fighters and 2 million Mango MS...He won't know what will hit him...but we need to build ourselves up.inform me when everything has been accomplished...in the meantime I will adore my new throne room ::EP walks into his new throne room and it looks similar to his old one but its even more darker and there are spike figures like statues along the walls::
The End
Preview:
Vader and his forces remain on full alert and in the meantime Vader talks to Evil Picolo as Evil Picolo takes off his disguise and reveals he is a Gilmarqui...soon Chris and Master Milarkui start training and teaching each other...WuFei and the other gundam pilots soon kick back and relax while both sides prepare for war...
Coming up next...
Preparations for Major Wars...
