Western Christian High In ANIME 3!
It is the year 2005....The ring bearer has lost his way in the quest to get an ice cream from the ice-cream truck and throw the one ring into a Semi's engine...
Strongbad: Hey stupid! That's the wrong story, get back onto the story of me and my awesomeness!
Sorry.....It's the fall of 2004, the graduating class of 2005 has just entered the parking lot of Western. A low rumbling is heard as the ground is felt shaking. A car comes down the street, it is a Cadillac Coupe de Ville with a license plate labeled LORIDIR. The car has a song with heavy base playing and the car is hopping up and down the street, the street is dimly lit, fog is in the air. The Car soon stops hopping as it slows and signals right into Western's driveway. It soon 3 wheel's on its way into the driveway. The Car pulls into a slot onto the end and the engine is soon shut off and the car dropped to the ground as low as it can go. Vader steps out of his car and soon looks and sees that no one else is there at western yet...
Vader: What the? Don't people know that school starts today? Where is everyone? What time is it? And why is there so much fog? ::Vader looks at the clock inside of his car and sees the time reading "4:00":: What the?! Its only 4? My alarm clock said it was 7:30! No wonder why there was no one jumping out in front of the intersection at royal oak...So what do I do now...I don't have any homework yet...::Vader hears some moaning and sees a shadowy figure coming through the fog, then another next to it, but with no arms:: Oh no! My nightmares have manifested themselves into flesh! Zombies are real! ::Vader pulls out his lightsaber::
Strongbad: Vader! What are you do-ang here so early?
Homestar: You said do-ang!
Strongbad: What?! No I didn't! DOING! DOING!
Vader: Oh its you guys.what am I doing here so early what are YOU doing here so early?
Strongbad: I'm here for the ladies! Chicks dig guys who arrive anywhere early on time!
Homestar: We have a zero period!
Vader: Really? Which class?
Strongbad: That one class...with my coolness.and the teacher!
Vader: You mean Weight Lifting?
Strongbad: Crap! How'd you know?
Vader: well Strongbad in his gym shirt kinda says it all...
Strongbad: So what do we do now.only 5 minutes have gone by since you got here...
Vader: I don't know. I have an Xbox and 4 controllers with me but I don't have a TV
*soon a Giant red Van with a loud engine drives up and parks next to Vader
Vader: Mike.
Mike: Chris!
Vader: Hey man, we have an Xbox and 4 controllers and Halo, but we don't have a TV..
Mike: I got one in the back, with a couch and a fridge and drinks.
Vader: Sweet...Wait...Dude why are you here so early?
Mike: I don't know actually.i don't have a zero period, and my monster van can drive over any parked cars here.
Vader: sweet...well we got an Xbox, we got halo, we got a TV...lets play!
Homestar: What about power?
Vader: Oh zoot.....Mike?
Mike: Hey don't look at me, the fridge is running off of batteries...in fact I don't think it works..
Vader: What do we do.::R2D2 soon rolls up and a door opens revealing two plug outlets:: R2! You're a lifesaver man! Wait, what are you doing here?
R2: Beep, beep, long whistle "Translation" I'm here as the new kid, and for Watoto.
Vader: But Watoto doesn't show up till later on in the year, plus its only Tuesday.
R2: What the? 3PO told me today!
3PO: No I didn't! I said it would be marvelous to see the Watoto children perform at Western.
Vader: 3PO? Are you going to Western too?
3PO: I am in fact teaching at Western, R2 here will be my assistant.
Vader: Western gets weirder and weirder every year....
Mike: Hey Chris! R2 got himself into the game to make a 5th player! Lets play!
Vader: Yeah man, we got plenty of time to kill.
3PO: I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid video games are not tolerated by Western Christian High School's guidelines. I'm afraid I'll have to issue you a detention.
Vader: 3PO...
3PO: Or perhaps I should go into the teacher's lounge and prepare for my classes.
Vader: You do that....::the Halo announcer speaks as the time passes by. The time is soon 7:20 as a vast majority of people crowd around the game as R2 and Vader are the only two left in the game.::
Mr. Grieling: Ah, Chris I see you all have met R2-D2 and I'm sure you've met C-3PO::Mr. Grieling walks up wearing his pimp suit with his custom Chrome and Gold twisted cane::
3PO: Thank the maker! Master Grieling, allow me to explain what is happening, I tried my best to issue these delinquents a detention but they refuse me.
Vader: Hey Mr. Grieling wanna play next round?
Mr. Grieling: I'll have to pass, after last year's beating I think I should quit from video games. Have fun guys, remember school does not start for another hour unless your in zero, so I recommend studying for the surprise quiz.
3PO: But there is no surprise quiz, sir.
Mr. Grieling: C-3PO, you have ruined the plan! That's coming out of your salary. :;Mr. Grieling walks away with 3PO as 3PO begs for forgiveness::
Vader: R2, your not using any cheat codes are you?
R2: Why would I do that? You suck so bad I could play with no arms, oh wait, I am! ::R2's character soon jumps extremely high into the air and kills Vader with the covenant pistol which launches a rocket destroying the red base on blood gultch and soon R2 wins the game::
Vader: Well maybe if you'd stop editing the programming of the game maybe it'd be more fair, Its me Vader not Chewbacca!
Chewbacca: Rawr!
Vader: Chewie, what are you doing here?
Chewie: Rawr!
Vader: You're teaching here also? What class?
Chewie: Rawr!
Vader: We have a mechanics class and a race team? Nice.
Wagner: Did someone say race team?
Chewie: Rawr!
Vader: yeah apparently western has a race team and a mechanic shop class, weird ain't it? And Chewbacca here is teaching! ::Chewie roars and talks back to Alex in wookie::
Wagner: How are we suppost to know what he's saying when he sounds like a sick cat?
Vader: Maybe that's suppost to be 3PO's job
Chewie: Rawr!
Vader: What do you mean no?!
Han: Hey kid
Vader: I see...Han you teaching here also?
Han: Nope, repeating my senior year.apparently they learned that I faked my diploma, even though I have a college degree I have to repeat my senior year.
Vader: So who's translating for Chewie? In fact how did he get hired by Western?
Han: Well I have his shops class so I suppose I could translate for him. And you know Chewie's ways, a wookie always win. ::Chewbacca growls a friendly growl as he stands tall to the statement::
Vader: So what period do you teach shop?
Chewie: Rawr!
Vader: Zero? I think I'll join...
Wagner: Why didn't they include this class when we chose our classes last year?
Vader: Well technically we graduated last year and then we had to repeat the senior year just for the sheer randomness and comedy of this tale.
Sanders: NO! My life really is a lie!
Vader: uh.wait you guys weren't supposed to know that.and why did the entire senior class arrive all of a sudden, and everyone swarm around us.Did everyone really turn into a zombie? ::Mendez and Saucedo begin moaning and limping as they walk towards Vader, Sanders soon tackles them and ties and gags the both of them and begins dragging them to Dr. Munoz's closet where Marilyn Monroe resides::
Saucedo: Sanders! It was joke! We're not dead yet!
Sanders: Your not? Aww.ruin my fun why don't you.::Sanders frees Mendez but continues dragging Saucedo::
Saucedo: NO! SANDERS NO!
Sanders: Come Marilyn! ::The cat starts meowing from the closet::
Vader: Sanders! How many times have I told you?! Wait until Saucedo stops running, give him a sporting chance, then tie and gag.
Sanders: but I won't be able to catch him, and it'll all be over soon enough, Marilyn is hungry!
Vader: Don't give me that tone of face! ::Saucedo soon breaks free and runs away from Sanders at super fast speeds::
Mike: Well this is definitely a sign saying that school has started, ah remember when we-
Michelle E.: Hey guys wassup?
Mendez: who are you?
Michelle: I'm Michelle, will you be my boyfriend?
Mendez: HELL NO! I don't even know you, we just met!
Michelle: You're just saying that, I know you want me
Vader: I have to agree with Mendez, its too soon
Michelle: You wanna go out with me sometime you?
Vader: Me? Uh...I'll think I'll pass...Just be friends....
Michelle: I'll call you tonight
Vader: But you don't even have my number!
Michelle: Really? 592-5462?
Vader: You're a stalker aren't you?
Michelle: I'm a bounty hunter...
Mendez: Looking for love in all the wrong places
Vader: Yeah.....::the bell rings:: Hey time for zero period! Homestar, what class you teaching this year?
Homestar: I'm not teaching, I'm a student, again
Vader: Why you a student again?
Homestar: Plot device, just to keep the story more entertaining
Vader: Ah.Well Chewie lets go to your shop class.
Chewie: Rawr!
Han: if this is how the school is usually I'm wondering how parties must be
Boba Fett: Solo....Pick up your identification badge at the front office
Han: Fett, aw man, I though High school was going to be fun again, but I see you're here, and I ain't teaching here either::Boba Fett begins to snicker as he breaks out into laughter::
Fett: One of the greatest smugglers alive and your repeating? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Report to your classes...NOW! ::Fett fires his blaster at the ground and everyone runs away with their car alarms beeping and chirping::
The NEWER POWERS
Chris Saucedo- Amazing Running power, can also turn invisible to hide from larger predators.
Mendez- Amazing pose powers, and semi-super slow cross country skills, ability to piss teachers off, and make Richard themed video games
Vader- Jedi Powers with super thick and heavy leather jacket powers, jacket filled with various miscellaneous items...and a lightsaber.....
Chris Capt- great motocross riding skills, captures the freshmen
Amy- Amazing disappearing/reappearing mallet powers, also amazingly easily annoyed, ability to mind control Vader into many different things, knowledge of romance novels
Dr. Munoz-Amazing doctor and healing powers
Alex Wagner- Amazing racing car powers, car guru
Mr. Vanzwienen-Detention giving power with false Justice Sense, now with ink pen of superiority
Mr. Garcia-Ability to call Homie Army, guitar sound wave sonic blaster
Mr. Blessinger-Super acting powers ad ability to create Drama, has Time Machine DeLorean, and a plant named the Audrey II that eats people
Mr. Doolittle-Awesome Computer skills, hacking, cracking, and making Windows Work!
Mrs. Schall- Amazingly correct English skill! Better than British, also matching ability with Grandma
Mr. Oden-Amazing Black Knight ability and laziness and easy homework skill.Magic Kilt of Scotland, also can become Braveheart anytime
Elmer-Amazing janitorial skills, has Mop of Sanitation and Ant Spray of Doom, also Truck of Rampage and Spray Paint of Disguise, and has wasps nest of terror
Miss Pentz-Ability to solve problematic equations in a second, also ability to blend in, also able to make homework out of nothing to give students.
Mrs. Pentz-ability to not use Geometry book, uber math skills and makes calculus fun and hard and gives homework when they said there would be no homework
Mr. Bransford- Able to scare high schoolers and also makes Prayer a difficult class
Miss Castro- Ability to make everyone learn Spanish
Madame Driscoll-uses croissant of justice, and knows French better than the French, also has Harley of Acceleration
Dr. Hansen-just the rainbow cape and chemistry knowledge, also beard of magic and garden gnomes hidden inside of beard
Mr. Swift- Minivan-monster rally skills, and giving everyone A's
Mrs. Gonzalez- Psychic skills
Mrs. Bartholemew- Runs the background government of Western and can persuade political officials with the volleyball team to make her way possible
Bradley-Singing power
Ramierez-New mileage system, and can enhance running skills without coke, also has a tendency to make goats bleat and run for their lives
Grandma Butler-Yoda Wisdom
Richard Yu- surprise attacks, also is the batosai of western, also has smooth pimpin' powers
Joel R.-Rage skills, also amazingly effective stare-down ability with a vein popping action
Sanders-Raises the dead and is able to control them, also can kidnap and capture ANYONE, 05 mustang of speed
Robby J-Mad Off Road Driving Skills in a Jeep, also able to carry 25 girls in a 5 passenger truck
Robert T.-Perfected Arnold Impressions
David Z.- Hits people with soccer ball of doom and peril, and SRT of uber speed
Mike P.-Amazing Amy annoying power and ability to "encourage" opponents to his bidding with biceps of titanium
John Reinoso- Has tricked out cars
Some other guy-just jumps and now has glow in the dark abs
Strongbad-Double Deuce, abs, knife, glow in the dark abs, and a missile launcher
Homestar-Amazing athletic abilities, especially in Basketball and baseball
Nicole Lim- Amazingly cool person powers, and can call the Lakers to her aid at will
Kim Legind-Amazingly Smart Powers
Kim Lindsey- Ability to Strike fear into Anthony Mendez
Back to your regularly scheduled program....
In Zero period the first day....
Chewie: Rawr!
Han: Chewie here says welcome to the shop class of Western, you have 2 days to return the parent signature sheet, you know the drills.
Chewie: RAWR!
Han: Easy Chewie, I know I didn't say everything but everyone in here is either a junior or a senior or a 35 year old repeating his senior year...anyway also with shop class and all there will be on hands classes where everyone will participate and the final for first semester will be the building of a drag-strip racer. For second semester will be how you rebuild and enhance the motors in your vehicle if you have one, and if you don't how you either help or build one of the supplied motors. Kids, just read everything on the sheet, because I'm too tired to keep translating for Chewie right now...In the meantime lets go over everyone's cars that they will be driving primarily and/or whatever other cars you may have in which you may also be driving, uh you with the hat, take that hat off and tell us about yourself.
Wagner: I'm Alex Wagner, got an '02 Toyota Celica, Subaru WRX, and a Nissan Titan
John Reinoso: Hey dog, I'm John Reinoso and I got a Nissan Z-
Joel: I'M JOEL RAFFEL! And I got the two hottest rides here, better than all the other seniors cars and John's car!
Han: Really? What you got kid?
Joel: I got an old Dodge Intrepid, and an old Toyota Supra, the supra is the fastest car around. And soon a Scion TC!
Han: Which cars outside?
Joel: I didn't drive them today, my parents needed them and I didn't want to risk getting them dinged. ::Everyone rolls their eyes and sighs::
Mike P: I'm Michael Purnell, I got the Monster Red Van outside
Han: I heard that thing's motor as Chewie and I were landing, that things got a good, strong, sounding motor.
Mike: Thanks, just got it rebuilt and had headers and exhaust installed on it.
Vader: Yo.I'm Chris, people call me VaderI got two cars that I drive primarily, one primarily the other on occasion due to a, uh, slight appearance change that failed.
Han: Got into an accident?
Vader: Yes.But the car is being fixed over 8 months since it was taken in and was suppost to have been ready the next week since July.
Han: Well don't keep us in suspense, tell us what happened and what type of car it was.
Vader: It was a 65 Mustang, custom paint, Kandy Blue with a silver base and a platinum pearl, Cragar S/S rims, 289 High performance motor, tri-y headers, glass pack exhaust, semi-restored interior. Driving Joel over there, home cause he needed a ride, only three weeks since I got my license and it just got done raining, wet roads, locked brakes, a stuck accelerator and over 320 horse power do not make a good combo. Especially going into a telephone pole. Have a look at the steering wheel. ::Vader reaches into his pocket and soon pulls the Mustangs mangled steering wheel from it and tosses it to Han and Han is shocked::
Han: Kid, did you break any bones? This steering wheel is mangled on the steel handle part of it.
Vader: No broken bones, just a cut. However the guy who painted it is fixing it and hopefully it will be back by the end of November, though he said next week, and its only September.well.yeah..The other car I have is an 84 Cadillac Brougham Coupe De Ville D'Elegance. Custom paint, Wild Cherry Kandy Red, Cragar Cruiser Wire Rims with custom spinners that my dad and I built, 8 batteries in the trunk for the hydraulics, 2 pumps, 3 dumps, 2 Italian and 1 Adex dump, along with a custom plate that says LORIDIR.
Han: Sweet rides...
Sanders: I don't have it yet, but I'm getting the 05 Mustang, and I'm Chris Sanders...and I should be in English right now....so....bye....::Sanders gets out of his desk and runs to Schall's Room::
Mid-October before Homecoming rally......
Vader: AG! Anatomy is freakin crazy!
Saucedo: You don't have to say that twice
Vader: AG! Anatomy is freakin' Crazy!
Saucedo: I said you didn't!
Vader: AG! Anatomy is Freakin' Crazy!
Saucedo:....Don't judge me!
Vader: What just because I said it three times?
Saucedo: Oh great now you mock me...
Vader: I mock myself sometimes...
Mike: You think you guys got it bad? The entire senior class has it bad if they have a class with Bransford!
Vader: Yeah I remember his tests and those one question quizzes. I hear the freshmen have it bad if they're in geometry.
Mendez: Why's that?
Vader: C-3PO is teaching it.
Sanders: Stupid droids, they can't do anything right...
Vader: Hey man don't you be messin' with R2, he da man!
Sanders: No Foo'. He ain't the man, he da droid! ::Strongbad comes running in screaming with Homestar also running and screaming::
Strongbad: Guys, you gotta help methe ladies are usually always after me, but this one is too much for me to handle! Please for the love of God you gotta help me!
Homestar: And me too! I don't know what I'm running from and why I was screaming with Strongbad but you gotta help me out also.
Vader: Who?
Strongbad: Mich- ::Soon rapid footsteps are heard and the sound of trashcan lids closing and engines revving and leaving the school:: Oh crap...guys?
Michelle: Hey Strongbad...
Strongbad: AHHHHHH!!!!!! NO PLEASE GO AWAY! HELP!!!!
Michelle F.: Aw.....Strongbad that wasn't very nice, but I can see you need some time to yourself. Have a good one ::Michelle Fernandez walks away::
Strongbad: What?! NO! COME BACK MICHELLE!
Michelle E.: I'm right here Strongbad....
Strongbad: NO! NO! NOOOO!!!!! ::the bell soon rings:: Oh look.time for class.gotta gouh see ya.I'd never thought I'd say this but thank you Swifty!
Michelle: Aw.....::she falls to her knees in the field and begins singing the "So Rownry (Lonely)" song from Team America. Soon Boba Fett flies down::
Fett: Get to your class, the bell rang 30 seconds ago.
Michelle: But there's still another 4 and a half minutes till class starts...Hey Boba How you doing?
Fett: Unless you need to go to your locker you are required to go to class immediately...::Michelle soon puts her arm on his shoulder and starts trying to look through his mask and soon begins lifting it up::
Michelle: What do you look like under that mask?
Fett: Like a detention.off to Vanzwienen with you...
VZ: What did she do? ::in a giddy and excited voice::
That weekend, at Vader's Birthday party
Vader: TO your left! ::Vader fires the tank cannon and kills another 4 people, Joe tries to board Vader's tank, Vader jumps out and Joe jumps off as Vader jumps back in and runs over Joe killing him::
Joe: Vader, you tank whore!
Vader: Hey you tried stealing my baby!
David Z: Shut up!
Joel: Don't say those two words! I don't like those two words!
Mendez: What the hell? They weren't talking to you!
Joel: Friends don't tell friends to shut up!
Mendez: Yes they do when needed! Shut up Joel!
Joel: I told you I don't like those two words!
David Z. and Saucedo and various other people: Both of you shut up!!
Day before Halloween at Scareplex....
Vader: Well, too bad Knott's Scary Farm was sold out....
Mendez: Yeah but Alex and Steve freaking out the people by pretending to go into shock in that one maze was just hilarious!
Alicia: DON'T LET THEM SCARE ME!!!! ::Alicia runs over to Vader, Wagner, Sanders, Saucedo, Steve, and others with Robby's sister who sits in Sanders lap as the music in the dance hall keeps going on::
Vader: We're in a dance hall, who's gunna scare us, the lone, easily scared security guard?
Robby's Sister: Lets go dance around him! ::Alicia, Robby's sister, and Amanda go and dance around the security guard who then begins crying and runs away out the back door::
Strongbad: AHAHA! Those security guards can't handle the ladies!
-Time passes by and outside of another maze..-
Alicia: That was scary...
Robby's Sister: Yeah, can I ride on your back? ::She jumps onto Sanders before he answers::
Alicia: OOOO! That looks like fun! Can I jump on your back? ::looking at Alex::
Wagner: No I just broke...::she jumps onto Alex's back:: OH MY GODD!!!! ::Alex is in great pain as he tries carrying her and everyone else looks at them as Alex shows great pain as Alicia gets off::
-In the parking lot-
Alicia: I like to lick things and people too...
Vader: that's an interesting habit, careful where you stick your tongue your gunna get scabies or herpes or both one of these days from licking a fence or something... :;She licks Vader's cheek and then goes and licks Saucedo's and Steve's face::
Alicia: Can I lick your car? ::Asking Alex::
Wagner: No its covered in dust and hasn't been washed in a long time. ::Alicia goes and licks the hood on Alex's Subaru:: Great...now I gotta wash it....
Vader: Better use some bleach or disinfectant or something, she could give your car some form of a disease.
Last Day of Homecoming Ticket Sales....
Vader: Ah my single ticket is locked and secured once again...
Mike: What about your blow-up date?
Vader: I caught her cheating on me. A pilot of an air line..curse those automatic pilots. Broke my heart, and I couldn't go back with her...
Mike: That sucks dude....
Saucedo: Who you going with Purnell?
Mike: I'm going with my girlfriend Amy, not Amy Osten, you don't know her....
Mendez: Its not the same type of girlfriend like Joel with his 50,000 girlfriends is it?
Mike: Nope, its official
Mendez: Speaking of Joel, where is he?
Vader: Where else?
Erik: Off sick again...
Mendez: I thought it seemed a little quiet and less scary around here
Vader: Looks like he missed the ticket sales again, and he also missed the auction to get a date if you didn't get one, too shy to ask, or simply just need one. I tried going for that but no girl wanted me and the girl I bidded on and won ran off with the money and took her boyfriend instead.
Mike: Oh don't forget all the havoc Joel caused when he asked those girls last week.
Vader: That's true, took out an entire 5th grade P.E. class....
Sanders: It was raining little kids that day.....
Michelle: Hey guys, how many of you are going to homecoming? MY boyfriend and I got a limo and we kinda don't want it to go to waste so we're trying to see bout getting a group to go with us to homecoming.
Vader: Sorry, I already got a ride with my other date, my Caddy.....::the car honks la Cucaracha and starts hopping in the parking lot on its own as they turn and look at the car hop while standing in the middle of the lot:: Yes, yes, I'll take you to get more gas after school...
Mike: I gotta take my brother and his date, and my girlfriend in my limo
Saucedo: Uh....Got a ride already! ::he runs away and turns invisible::
Michelle: Hey Erik, I'm sure you need a ride. Why don't you come with us?
Erik: Uh I already got a ride with my date and uh....Vader? ::he turns and looks and sees that everyone has been replaced by cardboard cutouts of them that was made in junior year so they all have their uniforms on:: Oh.crap....::Erik begins running and Michelle starts chasing::
Homecoming Night....
Heavy bass music pounds as the entire floor shakes and vibrates and students walk down the hallway and towards the room in which Western holds its homecoming banquet. Vader soon steps through the door and the small group of people there soon part for a brief moment as he walks through.
Guy1: Yeah Vader! Goin all pimp!
Girl 1: Hey Vader, how bout you be my date instead?
Guy2: Get your own date bub! ::he stands in front of his girlfriend and they walk away::
Vader: What? Its only a zoot suit.Can't help it if all the ladies out there like the suit with a zoot. Event with the suit I still cant get date...what kind of a pimp is that?
Michelle: Hey Chris, lets dance!
Vader: What about your boyfriend?
Michelle's BF: I'll sell her to you for 10 bucks!
Vader: Uh....its all right.besides it only just started there is still food an all.Look its Matt Damon! ::Vader points at Matt Damon standing through the door, Michelle looks and Vader Runs away::
Matt Damon: MATT DAMON! ::in a retarded voice::
Some time later, dance time...
Strongbad: Yeah, yeah, I am Strongbad I got all the moves, the ladies love my jig-jig-jig-jigga jigggidiness. I got abs of steel that glow in the dark, and I bust a move and I get a detention from VZ in which I give him the double deuce! ::Homestar soon breaks out into a break dance as Strongbad works at the DJ table, the song soon ends and Homestar soon stops spinning on his head and remains that way with Mendez on his feet trying to break dance but instead starting to get sick from Homestar's spin, the audience applauds and soon the homecoming ends::
Strongbad: Aw Buttstar, you made me not get a dance with any of the ladies by being a DJ as you owned the dance floor
Homestar: Strongbadman, does this mean you get detention from VZ?
Strongbad: Yes- I MEAN NO! NO! NO AND NOT ONLY NO BUT NONO!
Day before Christmas break....
Vader: ARG!
Amy: Whats wrong Chris?
Vader: Bransford's class is so gay! Opinion question, how do you get it wrong?! ARG! Between the party, this yearbook deadline and everything I am completely stressed out! RAWR!
Mendez: Chris heads up, I think Joel found out about the party, here he comes::Mendez runs away and soon Amy walks back to the yearbook room, Vader stands there and soon Joel comes up to him, Mendez walks around cutting his throat with his finger and soon holding up a large picket sign saying "Tell Joel the party is Canceled"::
Vader: Hey Joel, sup?
Joel: Hey Chris I heard about your party, I'm not sure if that was what you were trying to tell me online but what time does it start?
Vader: Uh...uh....I can't remember what time exactly it starts, let me get back to you on that one
Joel: If I find out what time it starts can I come?
Vader: Uh yeah I guess.....::moments later Vader and them talking by a tree::
Mendez: Ok Vader I'm gunna pretend to call you and tell Joel that the party is cancelled.
Vader: Dude I really don't like lying to anyone, but I don't want a repeat of last time..let me do the pretending.::Vader pretends to be on his cell for a couple of minutes.then gets off and stops Joel on the side:: Dude, Joel, I'm so sorry dude, I have to cancel the party...My dad's being all crazy and all and is having some people over and doesn't want everyone there and allI'm so sorry dude, but lets hang out sometime over break
Joel: Oh ok, sure that sounds good, well later Chris::Joel leaves and then a giant boom is heard as a pillar of fire crashes down::
Vader: Ok, told him....::the small group cheers and gives Vader's high fives:: Sorry guys but I gotta go, yearbook::Vader walks back to the yearbook room and talks to Amy::
Amy: Hey Chris, what happened?
Vader: Well I told Joel that the party was cancelled, so now he isn't coming anymore.
Amy: Chris! I am so proud of you!
Vader: Eh.I didn't want him to go, but I really don't like lying.Oh well, worry bout it another time, Time to party! ::the wall soon shifts over to the inside of Vader's decked-out house where there is a ton of people, the Real Darth Vader walking around with a Santa hat on and playing Halo 2, R2 D2 on Halo 2 as well, and 16 other people also playing halo 2, Christmas music playing in the background and the cheese in the fondou pot burning with mice using it as a sauna::
Amy: Woah, how'd we get to your house so fast?
Vader: It's a fanfic, my world, and also it makes a cool scene transition.
Amy: Chris no baka! ::Amy soon hits Vader with a mallet that came out of no where::
Vader: And of course there's the anime insanity added to my own insanity as well....ow....
The Anatomy Final at the body worlds exhibit in January....
Dr. Munoz: Ok and what is this thingy here? ::Dr. Points his laser pointer to the sign and swings it up and down, soon the sign melts::
Nicole: Doctor? Is that before or after the sign was melted?
Dr. Munoz: What do you think Dr. Lim?
Shauna: So puddle of liquid goo?
Doctor: Do not reveal your answers people! Or else....
Michelle: Yeah people, no talking, saying answers, eating, hitting and flirting with me, or-
Dr. Munoz: Escandon! How do you like your F's, deep fried or original?
Vader: Ouch....
On a Saturday near the beginning of January....
Vader: Dude is the Mustang done? Its been almost a year since the telephone pole of doom struck
Saucedo: Those poles just jump out at you
Vader: Seriously...I mean cross country junior year, running back from firehouse, and the pole attacks me, it gave me a bunch of splinters the size of....well...toothpicks....and coincidentally it was that exact same pole, and now they have a bench, trash can and a bus stop protecting it, it really must be cursed, but anyway is it ready?
Vader's Dad: Yeah come on I mean we've been patient and all and you've told us next week since July. ...
Painter: Well at long last it is done, I know you have been waiting for it and all.
Vader's Dad: Finally! Christopher go ahead and drive it back, I'll meet you at home to do final checks on it....
Vader: Ok.....Lets see if it starts....::Vader gets in as does Saucedo, Vader turns the key and soon a loud roar is heard from the motor and flames comes out from the exhaust:: Yeah!
Saucedo: What do you know it runs
Vader: Wait, Saucedo what are you doing here?
Saucedo: I don't know I was in my house working on myspace and warding off demented squirrels and then next thing I knew I was here with you and your dad
Vader: you know these plot devices are getting really weird and odd, how would that happen in real life anyway? ::Soon Spock teleports next to the mustang::
Spock: Sorry, wrong set::he teleports back out again and is gone::
Vader: Then again we also have bounty hunters working at Western, people showing up randomly, and Strongbad here.I'm gunna have to remember that we're in anime rather than reality.::Vader floors the gas and the car soon peels out of the painter's area:: Just gunna take it easy for a bit::Vader continues flooring the car and soon the car is doing 115 down Route 66::
Saucedo: You call this taking it easy?!
Vader: We're not up to 145 yet..::the car continues on with rock music going and Saucedo forced back into his seat::
Vader: Ah good to have you back girl...Nothing like the sound of a V-8.....
The Next week at Western after finals.....
Strongbad: Those finals sucksord!
Homestar: All right!
Strongbad: Not all right! I think I failed that chemistry final.....again...
Han: Again? What do ya mean again kid?
Strongbad: I ain't no kid! I'm.....what age am I? But I failed again cause I failed last year!
Vader: And the year before...
Mendez: And the year before that...
The Cheat: Hmpf..*cheat noises
Han: You mean this is your second time in high school and you failed chem. 3 times before this set of 3?
Vader: That's worse than me....yay!
Strongbad: Oh yeah what about your French final you with the stupid face?! ::pointing to Vader::
Vader: Dude, I'm not in French anymore. If I was I'd be dead.....big time.....
Bransford: I have your grades from your project from 5 months ago, and grades to the scantron test you took 3 weeks before finals. And you all failed!
Armand: well of course, you didn't explain the project to us, the sub gave it to us and we all got confused.
Entire Apologetics class: YEAH!
Bransford: uh. ::the Apologetics class gather torches and pitch forks and Homestar for some odd reason is armed with a rubber leg:: I'LL RE-GRADE ON A VERY BIG CURVE!
Sadies....
Vader: Amazing! I wish I had gone to other Sadies, kinda sad though that Doctor and VZ are leaving....
Mike: Whats sad bout VZ leaving?
Vader: He was cool after you got past all the detention papers. Sure a little crazy but this is Western I mean come on, R2 D2 is using 3PO's head as a bowling ball. It can't get any weird than that ::An elephant passing by::
Elephant: I say old chaps, do you have the time?
Vader: Yeah its 8:30...
Elephant: Jolly good...::walks off::
Mike: I thought you said it couldn't get any weirder
Vader: What are you implying? That its extremely weird helping out someone by giving them the time?
Mike: to an elephant?
Vader: Whats weird about that?
Mike: Never mind....
Semester beginning.....
Bulletin: We regret to inform you that Mr. Vanzwienen and Dr. Munoz will be leaving at the end of first semester after Sadies..
Vader: Wasn't that last week?
Wagner: Who cares? VZ is gone!
Curtis: But now there's a council of 5 who have gone sadistic with power and all ride Harley Davidson's and wear thick black leather jackets with spikes, Just like a 50's gang! ::Curtis, Saucedo, and Sanders begin walking snapping their fingers like a musical::
Valentines Day.....
Mike: Chris, whats with the bear? And why does it have a seatbelt on?
Vader: Eh cop pulled me over on the freeway, said that I could travel in the carpool lane but he said to buckle his seatbelt so I got a ticket cause of him..
Mike: ok.but what's the deal with the bear?
Vader: oh, its Amy's Valentines present, a bear with a chocolate rose, pink rose, box of chocolates, and a little card. Hope she likes it..::Vader looks in his rear view mirror and sees Amy pulling into the school, soon two thought bubbles appear over Vader's head with two possibilities of responses::
Thought bubble #1.....
Vader: Hey Amy....::in a suave smooth voice:: You know its Valentines day, the day of flowers and for cavities. So thought I'd help your dentist out, Happy Valentines day..oh! ::Vader hands the gift to Amy, Amy is shocked and surprised soon throws the gift back at him and then slaps him with her romance novel, and soon beats him to the ground then gets in her car and runs him over multiple times::
Amy: Chris no baka!
Thought bubble #2
Vader: Uh hey Amy....::Vader nervous and stuttering a little bit:: Um..H-h-h-h-happpp-y Valentines D-d-d-day..::Vader holds out the gift towards the gift and Amy accepts and Vader gives her a slight peck on the cheek really quick, as they hug, unintentionally but out of extreme nervous shock. Amy drops the gift then slaps Vader, beats him to a pulp to the ground then runs him over multiple times with her car::
Amy: Chris you idiot! Chris no Baka!
Thought bubble #3 that appeared randomly....
Vader: Hey Amy, Happy Valentines day! ::he hands Amy her gift and she accepts::
Amy: Oh how cute! This calls for a hug ::Vader and Amy hug, suddenly two girls appear behind Vader::
Girl 1: Why you huggin' this ho?!
Girl 2: Hey I thought you were my man! Who are these two ho's?
Vader: Who are you two?
Girl 1 & 2: We your girlfriends foo'!
Vader: what? But I don't have any girlfriends. ::Vader is soon hit by a mallet by all three girls and soon they beat him down to a pulp and Amy gets in her car with the other girls and they run over him multiple times::
The Girls: Chris no baka!
Vader: Hopefully none of those things happen...
Mike: Tell me about it, they all ended the same way.you don't have any other girlfriends do you?
Vader: Dude I only wish I had one girlfriend, let alone two....or three.....or 1...
Mike: Go get her Chris....
Vader: Thanks dude....::Vader picks up the bear and closes his car door, he walks over and notices that Amy dyed her hair:: Amy....::Amy looks up:: Happy valentines day! ::he hands Amy the gift and she instantly breaks out into a giant smile::
Amy: OOOOHHHHH! He's so cute! Thanks Chris! This deserves a hug! ::Vader taken by surprise with his right leg still kinda dead and shaking limps over and hugs Amy::
Vader in thought: Woah, she actually let me hug her, she's never let me do that before.is this a sign? No...she's my friend.....but this is the first hug I've ever received from her..Feels nice....At least nothing weird happened.....wonder why she dyed her hair....and she's wearing all red too....to match her hair maybe? Hey I wonder if it echoes in here....Echo! ::no echo:: Hmmm guess not...
Prom time...
Vader: Hey Mike, asked Amy to the prom?
Mike: My Amy yes, not Amy Osten...
Vader: Woah, whoa, whoa..Multiple Amy's? That's just too much to think about dude...
Mike: No my girlfriend Amy.....
Vader: Oh Right.....
Saucedo: Vader, when you gunna ask Amy to prom?
Vader: Today at break..hopefully she'll say yes.
Nicole: With that bear and with as good of friends as you two are she's gotta say yes!
Vader: I only hope so..wait its break right now.::Amy pulls up:: And Amy's here...we'll lets see what happens...::Vader walks over to Amy:: Amy, will you go with me to prom? ::Amy's face is left stunned and blank::
Amy: Chris, you're so sweet, but I can't. I already told my parents no and I can't afford it...
Vader: I'll pay for as much as I can...
Amy: I can't accept it, I wouldn't even let my parents help me out.
Vader: Oh.....ok...here.....::Vader hands her the bunny with the flowers::
Amy: I can't accept this, it'll make me feel guilty...
Vader: Think of it as a gift, but please do keep it...
Amy: Here, give me a hug....::Vader and Amy hug::
Vader in thought: Wow another hug, all right...but now she said no...man I have bad luck.....now who am I gunna ask? I didn't really have anyone else in mind for asking...and no way am I asking Michelle.....not a snowballs chance in hell...well maybe tomorrow I'll recover and be able to ask someone else who I also consider my best friend.....::tear mentally::
The next day.....
Saucedo: WHAT?! How could she have had said no?!
Vader: Well with her saying no, it made me respect her a lot more than I already did, I already respected her highly, but how many girls do you know who would pass up on an almost free prom?
Mike: So who you gunna ask now?
Vader: Well I still have my backup plans, but I think I know who I'll try first before resorting to the backup plans.....I'll ask Linda...
Mendez: Didn't she say no to you to all the other homecomings you asked her to?
Vader: Yeah but still there's always that chance. I mean Amy said no to all the other homecomings and all but it was still worth the shot, the worst thing is to not ask at all...
Mike: True, true.....What's the backup plans?
Vader: Well I could ask Kendra but you said that she might be doing something with a giant group or something, or I could ask Felicia, that one freshmen girl who I met in Cross country, though we hardly talk or anything, so might not be a good idea, but the backup plans are1, I go around western wearing a sign saying "Will you go to prom with me?" 2, if that fails take the sign and go to St. Lucy's and repeat the plan.::a dozen people or more fall down to the ground::
Thursday Morning.....
Mike: Hey dude how was the club meeting?
Vader: She said yes!
Mike: I thought you said yesterday though that she said maybe?
Vader: She had to check to see if she was doing anything that week cause its her Easter break, but she said YES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike: Sweet dude, good job
Vader: Oh yeah, man I still can't believe it though, is this real? Or is this a dream? Or The Twilight Zone? Hit me dude.::Mike soon pushes Vader out of the car and then peels the car out in reverse and floors it forward and hits Vader into another car::
Mike: That real?
Vader: Its real dude! Ow! Hey what you gunna do with that crowbar that's on fire? Why do you have that sadistic look on your face? Why is there a giant plant singing "Feed me Seymour" behind you? AHHHHH!!!!!
Mike: Well I just lit the crowbar on fire for cool effects and the giant plant is actually Strongbad
Strongbad: Aw man you ruined my plot for world domination!
Vader: Wait a tic.I just thought of something..Anyone know if Joel's going to prom or even asking anyone?
Mendez: Eh who cares!? Lets hope he doesn't go though
Sanders: He'll probably ask Michelle then ask all his girlfriends that he has...
Saucedo: Let watch for booms!
Vader: there goes one! Wait that's at his houseand it's a Wednesday at break.must've stayed home sick and got rejected by the internet for prom
Prom Night.....
Strongbad: You know this is my last year then I finally get to graduate cause I am awesome!!!!
Homestar: Strongbadman your still a junior!
Strongbad: Don't tell lies to Ali!
Vader: You finally got Ali and her sister?
Strongbad: Apparently Ali's sister was an evil clone who I had to sadly destroy otherwise the world would be affected by a computer virus.May she rest in peace.or pieces..
Sanders: Pieces you fool!
Linda: You have Strongbad at your school?
Vader: We have more than that, we also have Chewbacca, 3PO, R2D2, Boba Fett, and our principal is a pimp!
Linda: No way!
Vader: Yeah! Check it out.::Vader points them all out as Grieling is being paid for supplying prom dates to various people::
Linda: I take it all back, your school is truly insane
The dance part of prom....
Vader in thought: Man, I think this is the best dance so far.....no crazy person saying I cant dance when I wasn't even trying, especially when her boyfriend is trying to sell her. Haha, man now this is perfect, with my friends, no crazy insane people. Just me and her dancing..wish it could be like this all the time.just peaceful and-
Mendez: WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! :;Mendez does a quick break dance and soon stands up::
Vader: It's a slow song! ::Vader soon pulls out a tranquilizer gun and a few other people do the same and fire tranquilizer darts at Mendez and Mendez soon falls down asleep and everyone continues the slow dance::
Vader in thought: well at least the good cool crazy people are here
Linda: Chris?
Vader: Yeah?
Linda: Thank you....
Vader: Anytime....
The Monday after prom....
Student: Hey man I gotta go to the bathroom, let me through
Joel: Not on my watch, I'm taking over as the janitor...
Elmer: Hey kid, this is my job! Go out to lunch or something, you're a senior!
Joel: Oh you gunna attack me with that stupid broom?
Vader: Joel let the people through and let the janitor do the halting of people form using the bathroom
Joel: Mind your own turtle wax Nader! ::Joel throws a plastic egg at both Elmer and Vader and takes off to his supra and runs away flooring it but not peeling out::
Elmer: We must ally and defeat him!
Vader: For once we must forget our differences
Student: Go and chase him already and let us use the restroom! ::Vader and Elmer get into Vader's Mustang and Elmer into his truck of doom. Vader's mustang peels out of the parking lot followed by Elmer as they race towards Joel, they quickly catch up, Joel tries flooring it gain as the car barely hits 45, Vader floors the Mustang and soon a loud roar is heard as the car accelerates quickly and accelerates to 55 within an instant and goes in front of Joel's Supra, soon Vader hits the flamethrower switch and flames roar out of the exhaust pipe and onto the supra, soon the hood is on fire, Joel turns right onto his street, Vader pulls the e-brake and the tires squeal as the car turns around quickly with the back end fishtailing, soon smoke fills the air as Joel jumps out of the flaming supra and he climbs into his Scion TC and takes off, the car soon goes slower than the supra on its initial acceleration, Joel manages somehow to stay ahead of Elmer, but the Mustang stays close on his tail with only an inch from bumper to bumper::
Joel: How is it so fast?! I thought it hit a pole!
Vader: The Horse may have been down for a year but it kept all 320 horses well conditioned, just needed to be released ::They soon break 110 with Joel's Scion speed limiter kicking in and preventing him from going any faster, Vader soon floors it again as he accelerates past Joel Rapidly, Joel lets out a sigh of relief as Vader continues on into the distant soon there is a monster truck in his rear view mirror, soon the truck slams into Joel's Scion and soon Joel loses control of the car and the car flips off the side of the freeway into a wet cement slab in the middle of a forest, Vader and Elmer pull over to the side and watch as they see Joel climb out walk a little bit then call 911 and soon falls down saying something about his back.::
Elmer: Good work Vader
Vader: You too Elmer, I think this is the first time we spoke, spoke and not challenged each other. Oh well I'm off to lunch, see ya at school ::They both leave::
Finals for seniors...
Vader: I thought we weren't supposed to be getting any finals...
Amy: Remember Mrs. B Told us that she voted no for it and that everyone else voted yes....
Vader: Yeah, well so far they've been easy, no essay or short answer, heck yeah! I still can't believe your moving to Arkansas though..
Amy: AHHHH!! You've been saying something relating to that since the day I told you and you keep saying that your not gunna say it to me!
Vader: I'm sorry, I just cant see you going to Arkansas, I don't wanna lose a good friend like you. I've never met anyone like you before, you mean a lot to me.
Amy: You really do have the heart of a girl
Vader: It was a mix-up at the heart transplant table.
Amy: You know what I mean! ::She bashes Vader into the ground with a mallet:: Chris No Baka!
Vader: Ow....::Amy walks away as other people finish their finals and head out, Mike gives Vader a hand up::
Mike: You really do know how to hit her buttons..
Vader: yeah..and they usually all lead to a mallet to the head.man I still can't believe she's moving to Arkansas....::Mike soon hits Vader on the back of the head with a metal chair:: Yeah I know...
Strongbad: How'd you all do on your finals? I finally passed!
Vader: I think I did ok, they were all easy except for Bransford's.....
Mike: Yeah2+2 equals: A) pie, B) Fruit loops, D) donuts, E)a raise, F)a new Bransford
Vader: And F wasn't even on the scantron!
Saucedo: Well at least that's all done with, no more Ramierez yelling at us for "loitering", no more teacher who can't teach and who parents automatically know what bad grade every student has.
Vader: Don't forget suppression of individuality
Mike: Or searching for the single hair on the face
Mendez: Or for walking and talking
Sanders: Or for being an Albino
Strongbad: Or for saying "or" too many times in one conversation
Homestar: I like pie...
Vader: What does that have to do with anything?
Homestar: It was the answer to Bransford's whacked out tests
Senior Trip...
Miss Pentz: Ok now we take the derivative of....
Saucedo: Uh Miss Pentz, were not in calculus anymore, we're on a school bus, Vader is parasailing out the back and Joel is being pulled by a chain almost 300 yards back.
Miss Pentz: Oh yeah.well....uh....EAT MORE BEEF JERKY! ::She shoves thousands pieces of beef jerky into everyone on the bus::
Mendez: MY God! If we keep eating anymore beef jerky we'll end up looking like Michelle!
Michelle F.: I know I ate a little bit heavy before senior trip but I.....
Michelle E.: Whats wrong with looking like me? Everyone knows they can't resist me, all the guys are always hitting on me for my figure
Chewbacca: RAWR!
R2: *his noises*
Han: Nice wording Chewie
C-3PO: R2, I most heartedly agree with you
Vader: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hey whatever you do, don't slow down! And don't go under the bridges!
Curtis: WowI don't know what just happened but it most likely was correct.
Graduation...
Vader: Wow, we finally graduated....
Strongbad: You say that again V-Man, we're out of a ghetto school and I can now return to my rightful place at crazy-go-nuts university.
Mike: It's now ending just like that....
Nicole: I don't want it to be the end though
Saucedo: Its not the end yet, we're still alive, with the Ghoulet's.....
Vader: Ghoulet!
Amy: Chris! I thought you weren't gunna be weird!
Vader, Saucedo, Sanders, Morrison: Which one of us? Wow that's freaky, we're all saying the same thing at the exact same time...RONALD REGAN!
Vader: Sorry Amy, but after this it may be a long time before we see each other again. And especially you, since your moving to Arkansas...besides we still have grad nite to go to, lets go do that.....
Grad Nite at Disneyland...
Vader: WHOOO! THIS IS FUN!
Saucedo: But we're only on the tram ride to the park....
Vader: Careful of what you say.the mouse will get you.::Soon a rabid Mickey Mouse jumps out of the bushes and tackles Joel out of the tram, the tram keeps on driving::
The random Party after grad Night 3 days later....
Vader; Well now this is it, we had our fun at Grad night, how Mendez got stuck in that giant skull thing in the Indiana Jones Ride I'll never know.....
Mike: How did Joel escape the rabid Mickey anyway?
Mendez: How did he graduate for that matter?
Vader: Probably whined to his parents and the parents whined to the school and they gave up...
Sanders: You fools! They made a booking error!
Mendez: Probably, but at least we wont ever have to deal with him again, or the school.
Vader: Yeah but I'm gunna miss it all, I mean you guys are just freakin' awesome! And none of this would have ever happened had it not been for good ol insane western.
Saucedo: That's true, good people, bad policies
Amy: Well guys its time for me to go, I have to get ready for Arkansas....
Vader: Amy, thanks for always being there, I'll never forget you, and please don't forget me....
Amy: I won't Chris...::Vader and Amy hug for one last time and soon Amy leaves::
Saucedo: That's so sad that she's leaving....
Vader: Tell me about it.....Well guys hopefully we'll be able to keep contact with each other...
Sanders: I think we'll be able to....
Vader: Wait a tic..why is the mood all gloomy? This isn't the end, its only the beginning of a new adventure-
Sanders: It's the end!
The end...until college that is....
