Western Christian High in Anime part 2

Western Christian High In ANIME 2!

A long time ago not so far down in the outer edge of Covina.school started at Western Christian High....Last year Strongbad and Homestar Attended this school, this year Strongbad returns repeating his junior year and Homestar as the new teacher at Western, with a degree from UCLA and Harvard and various other colleges. But this year new characters are introduced to the small school in Covina California..

Mr. Grieling: I would like to welcome you all to western, this past year we have seen quite a change in the school ::Mr. Grieling is standing in the front office wearing a pimp suit with gold necklaces and a twisted gold and silver cane with a cane handle and black slim sunglasses:: Now lets get to know you guys better. Who are you, where'd you come from....you know the rap sheet.

Heero Yuy: My name is Heero YuyI'll killuh serve you.

Boba Fett: I'm Boba Fett, I'm the new guard.and friendly neighborhood bounty hunter.plus where is this Anthony Mendez?

Crocodile Hunter: Crikey! Look at this bloke, he's got a nice set of scales on his back and he's living in California!

Mr. Grieling: Croc Hunter, your in the wrong show and location. Sorry...

Croc Hunter: Crikey! Lets run mate, we gotta be on by 7 tonight! ::He runs::

Sibbie: My name is Sibbie Carlyle and Strongbad hates me....

Wallishima (Wally): Uh hi.My name is Wally....pancake?

Boba Fett: Wally, how'd you get out?

Wally: I don't know.I was in my cell poking at my new roommate then the next thing I knew I was standing here.

Mr. Grieling: Cell? Oh well Mrs.Magana, please call in Dex-uh...Chris to show these people around....

Mrs.Magana: Yes sir Mr. Grieling...wait....which one?

Mr. Grieling: What do you mean which one?

Mrs.Magana: Theres like 10 different Chris' here.

Mr. Grieling: Then call in Kim

Mrs.Magana: Theres like 10 different Kim's also.

Mr. Grieling: Ok...get Vader then....

Mrs.Magana: Who's Vader?

Mr. Grieling: Chris....

Mrs.Magana: Which one?

Mr. Grieling: Chris Giron.....

Mrs.Magana: OH! The freak, sure! Jen get me the freak.

Jen: Sure, one Vader coming up.

5 minutes later....

Vader: Yo.What can I do for you Mrs.Magana?

Mrs.Magana: Mr. Grieling wants you to show some new students around the campus.

Vader: Oh no....please don't tell me its going to be like last year with Strongbad and Homestar....

Mr. Grieling: No I think things will be looking towards the advantage this year.

Vader: Woah Mr. Grieling where'd you get the Pimp suit? And where'd you find that cane? I need some gold and chrome twisted bars for the lowrider bike I'm working on.

Mr. Grieling: I don't know Chris, I just somehow showed up here with this ghetto suit on.

Vader: Did you just say Ghetto?

Boba Fett: Vader, he did say ghetto, and this is because of you....its all your fault..

Vader: Fett.Whats Wally doing out of his cell? And why are you here?

Boba Fett: You tell me...

Vader: Ah whatever....Anyway the force tells me that you want me to show these new students and guard around right?

Mr. Grieling: You are correct....now the bell rings in a couple of minutes.move along....Boba....your mask....

Boba Fett: I remove my mask to no one.....

Mr. Grieling: OH joy competition with Strongbad now....oh well you're a guard....

Vader, Fett, Sibbie, and Heero leave the front office and head over to the vending machine area

Vader: This is the entire school.there you go.....

Heero: Vader where can I park my Gundam?

Vader: Oh yeah I forgot about that.just park it over by Junior lot.....and not on the cars like Duo does over at Damien....

Heero: Roger that....

Sibbie: Where's Strongbad?

Vader: He should be getting out right about.now! ::the Bell rings and Vader immediately runs towards the break snack bar line, but sadly enough the instant the bell rang over 30 people already made it to the line before Vader.:: Not again...even with the force....

Strongbad: Oh man! Chemistry seems even harder this year....

Mendez: Maybe if you actually tried reading the book you might be able to pass!

Strongbad: I know but that requires work, and I don't have time for work! Oooo a dollar bill! ::reaches for dollar bill::

Boba: Halt....do not pick up any money you find....it is now evidence....

Strongbad: Evidence this! ::he holds his boxing glove up at Fett flipping him off as he is about to pick up the dollar....Soon Fett fires a blaster bolt and disintegrates the dollar bill::

Boba Fett: As you wish.....

Strongbad: NO! Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!

Sibbie: Its ok Strongbad....they'll come back someday....

Strongbad: Thanks man! Who are you, you psychedelic freak?

Sibbie: I'm Sibbie and you made a song about me! I liked it! But why do you hate me?

Strongbad: Your Sibbie?!

Sibbie: The one and only...

Strongbad: Take this! DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!!! ::he gets ready to perform his attack as lights and stuff go off in the background but then...::

Mr. Vanzwienen: Sibbie detention for no reason! Vader Deten-.I mean heres my cash....::hands Vader $40::

Vader: hehehehe. Gotta love the force.....

Mr. Vanzwienen: Heero, your Gundam is double parked and you don't have the permit for it yet.......so here's a ticket....and Strongbad...::glares at StrongbadStrongbad returns the glare as they glare at each other....they are soon at a showdown...a tumbleweed rolls across in front of them as Vanzwienen's hands are by his sides waiting to draw as are Strongbads.::

Capt, Chris S., and Robby: dun, dun, dun, wah, wah, wah! ::the Clint Eastwood thing.::

Mr. Vanzwienen: Draw! ::Vanzwienen pulls out his new and reformed Detention pad of justice and his ink pen of superiority and begins to write the detention out super fast as Strongbad makes an attempt to draw Trogdor in hopes of him coming off the page to attack::

Vader: TIME! ::Vanzwienen shows the detention complete along with Heero's parking ticket, and Strongbad's detention for lack of creativity, Strongbad shows his drawing of Trogdor the Burninator and is still trying to get him to come back to life.:: And the winner is....::some lady from nowhere hands Vader the envelope:: Thank you Jill...who are you anyway and where'd you come from? Oh well....anyway.the winner is....

Dramatic Suspense....

Vader: the winner is...Boba Fett with this drawing of one of his bounties from the Dulat System. ::everyone falls down::

Mendez: When did Fett even enter this competition?!

Fett: Mendez.....

Mendez: Oh crap! Uh.SUPER CROSS COUNTRY SKILLS!!!!!! ::Lights and stuff start spinning and flashing around Mendez as he begins to run.he continues running and some girls talking passes him as everyone watches in confusiona turtle soon passes him up.::

Fett: Should I even bother with this hunt?

Vader: I'll pay you double whatever the bounty is, if you just please get him to stop running.

Capt: Mendez you're so slow!

*The Bell Rings*

Boba: All of you get to class now...

Student: Ah we still have five minutes before we're marked tardy....::Boba Flies over there and points his blaster at his head::

Boba: How many minutes do you have to get to class?

Student: Uh Now?

Boba: Good...now get going....

Vader: Fett, you may not want to threaten the students....

Fett: Why not?

Vader: Because dude....it just ain't right....

Fett: Your car isn't right either....

Vader: Hey you put hydraulics on Slave I after my car...and you even repainted it...

Fett: That's different...

Vader: You know what?!

Fett: You better get to class or else....

Vader: Or else what?

Fett: Or else I tell some people about some things you did over in the Tangula system.

Vader: Uh I gotta get to class now, later Fett.....

Fett: It always works....

In Vader's Anatomy Class....

Vader: Sheesh....and I pay him 40,000 credits a month.equivalent to 1 million dollars a month and I get this? Oh well.....

Alex: Yo wassup Vader?

Vader: That cat doctor hung from the ceiling... ::Vader points to a stuffed cat that appears to have its claws imbedded into the ceiling::

Alex: Why did Doctor hang that cat like that up there anyway?

Vader: With the way this school is going I've learned to stop asking...

Doctor: Doctor Vader! Doctor Wagner! Please be seated as I call out rollMendez? He's not in here yet

Vader: He's probably still "RUNNING" from Boba Fett...

Doctor: Oh Okay....::Doctor continues calling out roll soon the cat falls down from the ceiling and hits Vader in the head.somehow the cat meows in pain and agony::

Vader: Did you hear something?

Alex: Probably that cat doctor has in the back somewhere...

Vader: Ah....

Meanwhile in Prayer....

Mr. Yeamans: Well, welcome to prayer go on ahead and introduce yourselves....

Strongbad: Why don't YOU Introduce yourself, introduce-yourself! DELETED!

Nicole L.: HEY!!!! Strongbad! You're in my class!

Strongbad: WHAT?! OH no.not him....

Nicole: Who's him?

Strongbad: That guy over there with a sign on him that says him....::Strongbad points to some guy with a paper sign saying "HIM"::

About a month later.....

The NEWER POWERS

Chris Saucedo- Amazing Running power, 1 second below Brotherly's sprint time

Brian Brotherly-Amazingly super-fast running powers for a period of 5 seconds, Chris s. 10 seconds above

Dexter-Amazing pose powers, and super slow cross country skills

Vader-Jedi Powers with super thick and heavy leather jacket powers

Chris Capt-amazing super fast DDR and dancing powers

Amy-Amazing disappearing/reappearing mallet powers, also amazingly easily annoyed

Dr. Munoz-Amazing doctor and healing powers

Alex Wagner- Amazing racing car powers, car guru

Mr. Vanzwienen-Detention giving power with false Justice Sense, now with ink pen of superiority

Mr. Garcia-Ability to call Homie Army, guitar sound wave sonic blaster

Mr. Blessinger-Super acting powers ad ability to create Drama, has Time Machine DeLorean

Mr. Doolittle-Awesome Computer skills, hacking, cracking, and making Windows Work!

Mrs. Schall- Amazingly correct English skill! Better than British, also matching ability with Grandma!

Mr. Wilson-amazingly strong Tackle powers and football skills, cool version of Julius Caesar

Mr. Oden-Amazing Black Knight ability and laziness and easy homework skill.Magic Kilt of Scotland

Elmer-Amazing janitorial skills, has Mop of Sanitation and Ant Spray of Doom, also Truck of Rampage and Spray Paint of Disguise

Miss Pentz-Ability to solve problematic equations in second, also ability to blend in.

Mrs. Pentz-ability to not use Geometry book, uber math skills

Mr. Yeamans-forgets stuff, and has good knowledge of Bible, w/ pink hair

Miss Castrol (Don't ask me for spelling)-Ability to make everyone learn Spanish

Madame Driscoll-uses croissant of justice, and knows French better than the French, also has Harley of Acceleration

Dr. Hansen-just the rainbow cape and chemistry knowledge, also beard of magic

Mr. Gonzalez-skill of coolness, blue hair and jeopardy skills

Mrs. Gonzalez- Psychic skills

Bradley-Singing power

Ramierez-New mileage system, and can enhance running skills without coke

Grandma Butler-Yoda Wisdom

Richard Yu-Awesome Cross Country Skills for one day to get shirt

Joel R.-Rage skills, also amazingly effective stare-down ability with a vein popping action

Sanders-Ability to talk to camels

Robby J-Mad Off Road Driving Skills in a Jeep

Robert T.-Perfected Arnold Impressions

David Z.-Leader of a Robot Army, also hits people with soccer ball of doom and peril

Mike P.-Amazing Amy annoying power and ability to sing opponents to his bidding

Some other guy-just jumps

Strongbad-Double Deuce, abs, knife, glow in the dark abs, and a missile launcher

Homestar-Amazing athletic abilities, especially in Basketball and baseball

Nicole Lim- Amazingly cool person powers

Kim Legind-Amazingly Smart Powers

Kim Lindsey- Ability to Strike fear into Anthony Mendez

Alex Pou- Never tries in Cross country power, can slow time down for himself to go even slower

Kiss- Awesome Rock band powers

Arnold the Govenator- Terminates the competition in politics....He'll be back....

Back to your regularly scheduled program.....

3 weeks later.....

Vader: Hey guys I actually got a date to homecoming this year! And its not a blow me up date or a wombat!

Chris S.: Woah, Vader that's a big step, are you sure your ready for it man?

Vader: Oh yeah....but what about Joel? Hey wait a minute who's he asking this time.ok Place your bets, place your bets! Will he go for Paige, Leona, Sibbie, or that other person! ::Chris S., Strongbad, Homestar, Mike P., Capt, and Mendez are all raising money placing bets as they all watch:: Ok, ok! Double for anyone to guess if he gets a date or not, whos up? ::Everyone raises their hands saying no.they soon watch::

Soon a giant mountain of fire and red busts into the sky forming a mushroom cloud is seen forming.

Vader: Ok, Leona was the victor and you all know the answer! So Mike, Tony, and Mr. Vanzwienen here's your cut of the deal....wait a tic.Mr. Vanzwienen, what are you doing here placing bets?

Mr. Vanzwienen: I need to get a breakfast burrito and all I have is a 2 dollar so I needed some cash, thank you. NOW I CAN HAVE SOME BREAKFAST! ::He runs off with his 8 dollars..he bet 2 on Leona, then doubled for no thus the 8::

Capt: Ok....

Mendez: Uh......

Mike: Vader just say it....

Vader: Why are chinchillas illegal?

Mike: What? No I mean wombat!

Vader: wombat? Whats a wombat?

Mike: You've been saying it for the past summer!

Vader: I have?

Fett: Vader give up the act.You kept calling me during work just to say wombat....

Vader: I did? Wait who am I? Who are you?

Fett: Don't take this personal but....::Fett soon hits Vader on the back of the head with h is gun::

Vader: WOMBAT!

Mike: Ok that did it....anyway....

Vader: Right....

Mike: So who'd you ask to homecoming?

Vader: Sasha.....lives an hour away from here but is worth the drive...

Joel: You got a date?!

Vader: Uh yeah.....::Joel soon starts moving around::

Joel: Special technique! ONE-EYED STARE WITH VEIN POPPING OUT AT YOU ATTACK!!!!! HYAH!!!!! ::he soon stares at Vader with his face turning all red and soon theres a vein on his forehead popping out at Vader::

Vader: Ok.that's just freaky....::steam starts coming out of Joel's ears::

Fett: He's gunna blow!

Vader: Quick take cover!!! SCATTER! ::everyone soon starts running away and jumping behind the walls, using backpacks for cover and into trashcans, but Strongbad stays and stares::

Mike: Run Strongbad, RUN!!!!!!

Strongbad: WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!! ::Slow motion is used as Strongbad runs away as soon as Joel's rage attack takes effect and a giant mountain of flame and energy is sent up following close behind him....he jumps out of the way barely making it onto a motorcycle that just appeared out of no where with the Govenator driving::

Strongbad: Woah Mr. Schwarzenegger! The Govenator actually saved my life!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: No problemo....doing my duty as the Governor of Cal-I-fornia (Kal-eee-four-nya.the proper way to say it) Also I will be speaking at chapel today....

Gene Simmons of Kiss: Stand back Mr. Govenator! We'll control this rage attack with our mighty axes and music! ::He sticks out his tongue really far and the Kiss band starts playing "I Love it Loud", with explosions and special effects going off in the background::

Kiss member: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::he finishes the final chord on his knees and soon Joel's rage attack is subsided as everyone comes out of hiding holding up lighters and cheering for Kiss::

Gene Simmons: Thank you!

Vader: Woah! Kiss Rock Group! What are you doing here?

Eric Carr of Kiss: Well you see kid, we're here to play at your chapel.

Vader: And the governor of California is speaking.....I'm glad I didn't transfer schools!

Schwarzenegger: If you could would you point me to the direction of Mr. Grieling and John Connor...

Vader: Uh John Connor isn't here and Mr. Grieling is over there, in the ghetto pimp suit...

Schwarzenegger: I'll be back....

*The bell rings*

Miss Pentz: Ok now the surprise is over for whos going to be playing at Chapel today...

Mike P.: Where's the teacher?

Nicole L.: I hear her but I don't see her.::Miss Pentz Soon comes forward from the whiteboard as she has math equations written on her, soon she takes off the disguise dressed with a Harley Davidson shirt on and a biker looking outfit::

Miss Pentz: Um right....Ok now who can tell me how to solve this equation....::she points to an extremely advanced equation which appears to be from calculus and above::

Mike P.: Woah uh Miss Pentz, I think your getting ahead of yourself there....we haven't even learned what a quantum flux is yet....

Wally: The answer is PI!

Heero: 3 times ten to the 85 of the bi-proportional unit

Miss Pentz: Heero! You got it right! ::she solves it really quick like:: See how?

*The Bell Rings for Chapel*

Boba Fett: You! Class 121-C get to rows 3 and 4! ::fires his blaster at the ground:: Hey stick to your classes!

Vader: Chezus Fett! No one cares about where you sit in chapel! Well except the freshmen but that's an exception....anyway lighten up man!

Fett: Get to your seat Vader...we're on tight security with the Govenator here and with Kiss...

The crowd is cheering as the lights go dark as the tent is now a Kiss Auditorium with pyrotechnic effects and the average Kiss Stage....soon a straining of a guitar string is heard and soon fireworks are seen going off as Kiss is now seen rising up through the stage....soon the chapel songs are modified to sound similar to their classic rock songs

Kiss group: Lord we lift your name on HIGH!!!!!!!!! Lord we love to sing your PRAISES!!!!!!!!!! Lord We need to WORSHIP YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ::guitar solo:: You came from heaven to EARTH! To Show the waaaaaayyyyyeeeayyy! From the earth to the CROSS!!!! My debt to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! From the Cross to the GRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!!!!!! From the Grave to the SKYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ::the note is strained as the lead singer falls to his knees sticking his tongue way far out, people are holding out lighters supplied by Kiss, they are also cheering wildly:: Thank you!!!! Lord We lift your name on High! Now remember its not how you play music to worship the lord, its how you rock the world to worship the Lord!!!!! Give it up for Jesus! ROCK ON! ::they go into another worship song but slower.then another::

Kiss: Right on! Keep on Rockin' Western, now heres your speaker for the Day, the Govenator, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger!!!! ::everyone starts applauding as the Terminator theme is heard playing soon Arnold comes in riding on his Harley bike onto the stage::

Schwarzenegger: I told you I'd be back....Let us pray.::everyone bows their head:: Father thank you for this day and the awesome songs provided by the Rock group known as Kiss. Please protect all the great citizens of California and let the students here at Western Christian learn further from this message and also that guy will stop stealing my cookies! ::everyone jolts back surprised by the yell:: And bless this day in your sons name amen. Hey you, yeah you, the guy with the glasses. Put that cookie down!

Robert T. In Arnold Voice: YEAH! Put the cookie down! Get down! ::Vader drops to the floor:: I didn't mean it literally.::Mendez puts the cookie down on the ground::

Schwarzenegger: Get down!! ::after Vader gets up again he drops down to the ground and does a little break dance::

Robert T.: My name is detective John Kimble!

Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?! ::Schwarzenegger and Robert T. have a competition for who sounds more like Arnold::

Schwarzenegger: I'll be back...You I want to see you after so we may continue this! Anyway back onto the primary Mission Protocol....I mean chapel...::Arnold does a speech about politics and along the lines of trust and being a leader for God::

*The Bell rings*

Strongbad: All right! Hot dogs for lunch today! ::Strongbad and Homestar run to the line but Homestar takes the back route through the teachers lounge and gets his food first::

------At a Cross Country Meet-----

Strongbad: All Right I'm number 1!

Ramierez: Strongbad they've already finished all the guys runs and your number one in the elementary girls league right now!!! Mendez quit harassing that squirrel!

Mendez: What?!

Chris Saucedo: Ug Mendez what are you doing?!

Mendez: Oh I think you know...::gives the Sanders Smile::

-----At homecoming----

Strongbad: Yeah I got a date this year and not one of Vader's cheap blow-me-up dates...

Vader: But that's what your using again this year.and last year you gave me Strongbadia money.at least this year it U.S. currency

Strongbad: Uh what you talking bout man? I have 10 girlfriends all who'd be willing to go with me but they're all at a convention in San Francisco competing for whos the better girl for me! Yeah!

Sasha: Chris, who's the freak?

Vader: Which one? The one with glasses, the one with the Mexican wrestling mask, or the one with the sign that says "Hello I'm Jim the Guy, I'm a cool guy, will you dance with me?"?

------------Christmas break----------

Mendez: Time to beat you Capt!

Capt: Come on Mendez, you know you already lost, you're the worst at DDR!

Strongbad: All right now for me to demonstrate my awesomeness!!!! ::he goes at DDR but this time he only used the arrow keys used to select a course and song and character and got zero points against Capt::

Mendez: Looks like I found someone I'm better than....

Vader: Remember guys wait till next Christmas to tell him he lost.....

Wally: Allow me to demonstrate my technique.The Rabid Hyper Monkey Extreme!!!!! ::The Deus Ex techno song is heard playing and soon Wally starts waving his arms up and down unknowingly is hitting all the keys on the DDR pad getting straight perfect all while foaming at the mouth as the room changes different colors thanks to the Cheat::

Capt: You beat me at it....how on earth did you get a straight perfect on THAT song?

Wally: Uh...PANCAKE!!!!!

----At Vaders place in January sometime after 1st semester finals-----

Heero: Vader...

Vader: Duo....

Duo: Trowa....

Trowa: ......

Quatre: WuFei.....

WuFei: I am weak, you are weak, we are all weak!!!

Vader: Right....So Duo, how's Damien?

Duo: Eh, its all right.no girls though it's a real drag.....

Vader: Quatre, hows St. Lucy's?

Quatre: .shut up! You know that was a booking accident!

Vader: Right...then how come you wore the dress on the first day there?

Quatre: I thought it was a Scottish school.....

Wufei: Weakling!!!!!

Fett walking in: Vader, I got the one you requested for....wheres my money?

Vader: You got him? Great....::hands Fett an envelope:: Now where did you put Mr. Bibbles?!

Wally Stammering: But...I ...I... I....HE's Under the sofa!!!!!!

Vader: Ok.....::goes to the sofa and pulls out an alligator with a chain collar that says Mr. Bibbles::

-----In Math Class with StrongBad, Wally, and Boba-----

Strongbad: Oh Man! I don't know the answer to this problem! ::starts looking over at Wally's paper but sees that Wally has a picture of himself in a cage with MJ12 guards guarding it:: What?! You call that an answer?! Come on! ::he draws a quick drawing of him with a lot of cash around him and shows Wally:: See now this is a drawing!

Wally: Oh your right! Pssst Whats the answer to number 1? ::Boba Fett soon fires his blaster and disintegrates Strongbads and Wally's tests::

Fett: You two, no cheating! You got an F on the test!

Miss Pentz: Boba, I can handle this....why are you watching over my class anyway? ::Boba soon fires his grappling hook at the wall and soon pulls some creature that looked exactly like the wall behind it::

Boba: Just catching the cheater who hands out answers to the tests and also getting my Bounty for Gardulla the Hutt

----on the way to school in the morning----

Vader: Hey Strongbad, what happened to your cardboard box? And where'd you get that '63 Impala?

Strongbad: What this old thing? I found it parked somewhere on the side with the keys next to it and a cardboard sign that said "Take Me Away: Not literally" ::Strongbad is seen next to Vader's Caddy in a 1963 Impala SS lowered down to barely an inch clearance from the ground with murals and a candy green paint custom paint job::

Vader: Cool....hey man don't hop right now. We got a FRIEND behind us.

Strongbad: Really?! Cool!

Wally: Um don't do it Strongbad.....

Strongbad: Why not? Hydraulics always impresses the ladies! ::Strongbad soon starts flipping the switches on his Impala in front of a police car, the police car soon turns on its lights and sirens as an Old Lady pulls Strongbad out of the Impala and starts beating him up with her purse::

Old Lady: This is my car you BEEP, why don't you get your own BEEEP Car!

Officer: Ma'mm put the purse down now and put your hands on your head! ::holding a gun::

Old Lady: Ah BEEP you white boy! This ain't your BEEP business!

Vader: This week on COPS, officers encountered Strongbad with an old lady beating him up. Strongbad, you shouldn't have activated the hydraulics....

Wally: Pancake?

--------At a basketball Game-------

Homestar: I don't have arms...We're in the lead 84-83.I can do this...

Student: Uh dude...you graduated last year....

Erik: Yeah and your our coach...why are you in uniform and trying to play?

Homestar: I am? Oh my God I've lost my brain!!!

----At the bathrooms with Vader, Elmer, and Wally-----

Vader: You will let us pass....

Elmer: Never....not until it has been cleaned....

Vader: We must use it now......

Wally: I got your back Vader....

Elmer: Bring it on! ::he grabs his mop as Vader activates his lightsaber and Wally foams at the mouth, Soon Elmer sprays the wall removing the spray paint of disguise and soon he gets in the truck and takes off, Vader soon gets in his Mustang and chases after him, Elmer gets onto the freeway and plows through the traffic sending cars flying everywhere, Vader and Wally are in the car swerving around wrecked cars after Elmer, Elmers truck soon goes off a ramp leading off the freeway and lands on the ground sending sparks flying from beneath the chassis as the car continues to accelerate, Vader's Mustang soon goes off the ramp with the engine roaring and the pearl flames being clearly seen from the traffic and flames roaring from the exhaust pipes, the car lands on the ground again sending sparks onto the ground and flying in the airthe Car accelerates quickly catching up to Elmers truck quickly soon Elmer skids to a stop in front of the school and Elmer jumps to the roof, the Mustang soon stops in front of Elmer's Truck and Vader and Wally follow::

Elmer: You shall not pass!!!!

Vader: I will beat you this time! ::Vader activates his lightsaber and swings down but Elmer blocks using the mop of sanitation and then sprays the ant spray of doom in Vader's face again::

Elmer: I have you now! ::he holds the mop of sanitation up ready to deliver the final blow and detention::

Wally: PANCAKE!!!! ::Wally Charges:: Behold my Tortilla of Justice!!!!! ::He continues charging pulling something from his jacket::

Elmer and Vader: Flour or corn? ::Wally Stops::

Wally: NOT AGAIN!!! ::he turns around and walks away::

Vader and Elmer: Whats his problem?

------At finals at the end of the year------

Vader: Blah blah blah blah....study study study .....2 plus 2 is a combination package for fastback for a Mustang

Strongbad: I am awesome! No...nothat's not it..I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!

Wally: Pancake?

Heero: You will give me the A or else.....

Mike: Chris you do know the bell rings in 2 minutes right?

Vader: Yeah so?

Amy: You should have studied last night!

Vader: If I studied last night then the suspenseful moment for all this of last minute studying would be a failure...besides...what about you two? Amy did you leave all your studying to study on the bus? Mike...uh...Enchilada! Nicole did you study last night?

Nicole: Yes I did!

Vader: Uh...Chris?

Chris Saucedo: Yeah, what do you take me for a wombat?

Vader: Well I was gunna say burrito but okay....uh Mendez, nevermind.What about you guy-who-cannot-be-named?

Guy who cannot be named: I've still been trying to figure out what my name is so no I didn't...

Vader: See there are lots of people who didn't study last night!

Amy: I studied last night and the day before! And two people don't count as a lot! Chris no baka! ::she pulls the mallet out and hits Vader on the head breaking his sunglasses::

Vader: Ow.and how do you know Japanese? I thought you hated anime.and I liked those glasses....

The Bell Rings and Finals begins...

Math Class....

Vader: I can do this....::he uses the force and looks at the answer key

Miss Pentz: Vader don't look at the answer key using the force....besides theres a ysalamiri there....

Vader: I wasn't looking uh...it was Strongbad!

Miss Pentz: Since when did Strongbad have the force?

Strongbad: Hey I have the force!

Miss Pentz: Strongbad shouldn't you be doing your computer final right now?

Strongbad: My name was mentioned here, so I had to come....it was my duty....

Mr. Doolittle: Sorry Rachel, He kind of got out of hand....Strongbad get back and retake your final again or else....

Strongbad: Ah whatever.....

Mike: uh huh......

Strongbad and Mr. Doolittle return to the computer class...

Computer Class.....

Mr. Doolittle: Now your final.all you have to do is make "error 471" go away and make windows work....if you complete one you got an A on the test, if you check your email, you got an A on your test, if you destroy the computer you got a B on your test, if you leave and stand on your head while saying " I am a chipmunk, fear me!" you got an F on the test.

Soon Wally does that and then does his Rabid Hyper Monkey Extreme after he says "I am a chipmunk fear me!"

Wally: Do I get a C+?!

Mr. Doolittle: Well you did do what I said, but you added so you get a B-

Wally: Aww...I wanted an E grade....

Nicole: That's Mr. Odin's class.....sorry....

Strongbad: Time to check some email. "Dear Strongbad.." What that's it? No, Dear Strongbad, I think you are hot, will you go out with me?, or Dear Strongbad, If you were a 3 legged octopus what would you do to take over Strongbadia?....wait no! The same people who got Trevor the Vampire must have gotten "Dear Strongbad" as well! OH NO! WHAT AGONY!!!!! Let us take this time to remember "Dear Stongbad" for all the great things hes done in this world.::A flashback of Strongbad saying Dear is seen:: I remember that all so well...::then another flashback of him saying Strongbad:: He was like my brother saying that!!!! ::Strongbad starts crying::

Mr. Doolittle: Strongbad!!!! You got an A+-!

Nicole: How is that possible?

Mr. Doolittle: Its best to not ask these sort of questions

Nicole: This whole school is going crazy!!!

Government Class....

Vader: What is the constitution of the United States of America? Uh....articles stating the peoples rights and permits parking in front of camels only on Tuesdays....False!!!

Amy: What is the conspiracy of the government?.A) To gather camels and wombats together to take over Canada and FranceB) Aliens really did kidnap ElvisC) Walt Disney is frozen inside of the Haunted Mansion.D) Bob Dole is a mole..::raises hand:: Um, Mrs. Bartholomew, all of these are conspiracies except for Bob Dole

Mrs. Bartholomew: No they aren't

Amy: Um, yes they are, Elvis had died due to drugs, Walt Disney died due to lung cancer from smoking, and Chris plans on the wombats while Chris Sanders plans on the camels. But no one ever believed that Bob Dole was a mole::Bob Dole soon walks into the room::

Bob Dole: I am a mole! For I am Bob Dole, just like John F. Kennedy said in Russian, "I am a jelly donut!"

Vader: Whats next, Godzilla comes in and eats Bob Dole?

Soon the roof is ripped open and a T-Rex eats Bob Dole

Vader: Well not Godzilla, but close enough....

Anatomy Class....

Dr. Munoz: I forgot about your final today so all you have to do is dissect this frog using a spoon and a butter knife....

Vader: Can I use my lightsaber?

Dr. Munoz: Eh, why not?

Strongbad: Can I use my flamethrower?

Dr. Munoz: No.....

Wally: Can I use my flamethrower?

Dr. Munoz: Eh, why not?

Strongbad: How come he can use his flamethrower? He just took mine....

Dr. Munoz: Because Dr. Strongbad.your....you're....um.....Dissect the frog now!

English 12 honors....

Vader: Lets see now..question 1.what is your name? Um.I DON'T KNOW!!!!! ::he looks over at another person's test:: No! I can't bring myself to copying down their name....Pssst! Hey Kim! ::3 Kim's look at Vader, as there are 3 Kim's around Vader:: Uh what's the answer to number one?

All the Kim's: I don't know Vader, Ask Mr.Odin....

Vader: Thanks...::he writes down, "I don't know Vader, ask Mr. Odin"::

Prayer......